/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - THE BIG BANANA EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night
>Windspeed 175MPH
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html
>Caribbean Liberty Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

STREAMS
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codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/
>HAM Radio Hurricane Station
hwn.org/tools/streaming-audio.html

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=fWp-CW8FB1c
youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ8AlzX7e0
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

What a nothingburger. Irma swings wide east, totally missing the Florida peninsula and barely has a 100MPH eyewall when it finally does make landfall.

There's this guy that lives at Pete's Place homless shelter in NM who spends all of his free time working on a legal case to get back at the Governer who apparently destroyed his life, causing him to live there. He's bald, wears glasses and a robe... He could be crazy or MK Ultra'd. He said he was high up in DC but when he tried to expose corruption they destroyed his life. He also said that a nuclear reactor near Miami is a disaster waiting to happen because of corrupt politicians in the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, and that they will have blood on their hands.

RIP Barbuda

any live feeds of anybody getting Irma right now?

Am I safe bros?

>tfw grandma in Miami
Should I go get her, lads? I'm further up on the East Coast of Fl, at least.

Irma will fuck Tampa

live press conference
youtube.com/watch?v=fWp-CW8FB1c

Is Orlando gonna be OK? I'm starting to worry.

The local weather guy Tom Terry just said if it hits the east coast there will be water all the way up to i95 which is like 3 miles inland.

i hope so user

Probably, you're high enough up that the hurricane will have lost a lot of steam if it hits near the west coast. Just have some goddamn shutters up.

Tampa mandatory evac just issued, wtf 727 bros?

I hope the winds and rain cleanse Ybor

You'll be fine as long as you don't live in a trailer.

suck one of these and you will be safe

727 user here, the fuck do I do?

light winds at Turks and Cuckholds

youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ8AlzX7e0

As long as you don't live in a trailer.

No. The hurricane's going to engulf the entire peninsula.

>Dad lives in melbourne

Should I make the funeral arrangements?

>no pickle rick op

winning

Disney has a HAARP array to protect their park so if you're near Disney you'll be fine

Is that art user here? Any new updates on that Irma piece you were working on?

Also. After Irma, I might try to get a job somewhere and move.

Bumpin for little green heron safety

>EPA regulations regarding fuel sales suspended in FL

Source?

Better than me.

yes orlando will be fine. minor to moderate wind damage with little to no loss of life.

Probably. Or at least go down there with her if she's alone

When are they evacuating the rest of Miami county?

Am I safe?

It's not hitting Australia you retard

satty here. make 2 fampai

Will Sarasota be ok?

u realize ur gonna die right ?

thanks, those clouds are crazy that keep rolling by

RIP in peace

Someone didn't see the Euro

Any news from PR yet? did they get wiped off the map?

That's a big dong

I thought she would a few days ago. Not any more. This is happening.

If you've been told to GTFO, GTFO. Now.

Buy more life insurance

fucking KEK.

Still around 4 hours until landfall
That whole complex is going under

F
Yes.

F

>Selling leaded gas in 2017

Sarasota is kill

>there are so many other fellow trapped tampa bay anons itt

Who here /pasco/

people always hug the GFS. NAM has been hinting at west trend for a day and now EURO is on board with a few other ensembles, GFS needs to be watched to see if it caves

just got this email

Granny extract is go.

Near the Everglades too. Eeeesh...Watch the flying gators

>past 2 days
>tampa fags are fine don't worry
>Euro says HOL' UP

yaaaaaaaas

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Better for your valve seals, maybe

how fucked am i Sup Forums

You wish faggot
There hasn't been a hurricane in over a decade with the balls to try to fuck with us
And if anyone is going to try it it's going to be Lee

Jose now Cat2. Expected to be Cat3 when it reasches Barbuda....

What kind of house are you living in?

Uhhhh

Why would they do that?! Why put one RIGHT there?!

You'll be fine

Only fucked if you have a qt to ride the storm out with

Godspeed user. Bring extra gas and water.

Dead in the nigger riots when the power goes out

ur about to get pickle ricked

a shitty apartment

Orlando is over run with niggers and Asians, you will never be okay
Also, stop stealing water

Jax fag here. Prepared, brick house, not in a flood zone & about 30 miles from the coast. But not gonna lie, that Euro model is scaring the shit outta me.

F

Ucf?

board up the windows in case something flies into them and you'll be fine

WHAT ARE YOU:
>PLAYAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>FAPPAN
>PREPPAN
>FEELAN

fort myers here, how bad do you think we'll get it?

Confirmed Florida deserves to be btfo

I wonder if it can take it.
If this thing makes a Cat 5 landfall, we'll see how well those 70s building standards really hold up.
>Inb4 one of those spinning cranes smashes into it, turning the hurricane into green swirling radiation cone.

INTERSTATE/HIGHWAY REVERSAL MAP


What a clusterfuck. Have fun with that florida bros.

drum and bass show at crowbar tomorrow night

Why are they leaving the cranes up...?

Is there a live stream to watch everything vanish?

checked

Irma is a brick house. she mighty mighty, jus' lettin it all hang out.

Turkey Point Nuclear reactor is going to get fucking wrecked.

How many head on collision by drunk floridaman?

Daily reminder that this is the path of most destruction.

MIAMI MUST BE KILL
THEN SKID THE COAST
AND DESTROY ALL THE LIBERAL HOUSES

And this path is actually a possibility based on the models.

Good question

seems like criminal negligence to leave them up

wew lads.....if models start to agree with EURO

working 5-10

What are the water temps around florida? still bathwater?

Who's idea was it to build that reactor right on the shore of the tip of Florida anyways?
Even in Florida there must be safer places.

Tomorrow is going to be your last shitpost m8

props to the titles of the hurricane threads. shit is great lol

if only it could make it to Atlanta with full force and cleanse that shit hole of heathens.

From the OP:
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

finally, the end of times, do you realize what the combination of a hurricane and radioactive shit? america will be literally wiped out

I'd like to accept my apology from the user who called me "a fucking retard" yesterday when I suggested that the models were wrong to put it so far east and the hurricane was showing a western track further than predicted.

You know who you are

Put up shutters. You MIGHT not be fugged, but its NOT going to be fun.

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