/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Nuclear Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Charging ceases momentarily]
>Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night
>Windspeed 175MPH
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

mahobeachcam.com/

[YouTube] St-Barth - Flamand Beach

[YouTube] LIVE VIDEO Hurricane Irma!!!

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ8AlzX7e0&feature=player_embedded
pscp.tv/w/1jMKgPEXPlMGL
youtube.com/watch?v=pnO1QlKOU-s&feature=youtu.be
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

1st for where the fuck is it going

mah nigger

Hi

NC

2nd for where the fuck is the zello app stream

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These trees are about to snap.

youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ8AlzX7e0&feature=player_embedded

OUR BOY JEFF POSTED A NEW UPDATE pscp.tv/w/1jMKgPEXPlMGL

So it's going straight up Florida? Should I, from Jacksonville, be concerned?

You spelled Tennessee wrong.

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basic gestalt?

god damn that's a dank webm

Reminder that the fags posting "their" location with the red arrows on google maps are just doing it for the (YOU)'s. If it was their location they would show a blue circle

It moved west again.

Get fucked Florida

Florida

just when I thought tampa was safe

it's fucking happening lads

Ideally won't be too bad by then but I'd be good and ready and think about getting out ahead of the panic if it starts looking bad.

Guys this is complete suffering, it never ends. Memeing hurricanes was a mistake. Finally electricity arrived but there's no internet and i have to rely on shitty t mobile hotspot that is not even working in full capacity because their antennas got BTFO. There's no water either. JUST

>jeff shows miami beach in stream

>people chilling and sucking dick

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA

>The Atlantic Multidecadal Oscillation (AMO) is a climate cycle that affects the sea surface temperature of the North Atlantic Ocean based on different modes on multidecadal timescales

>The recent AMO increased the average number of Atlantic hurricanes and named storms from 6 to 12

>Assuming that the AMO continues with its quasi-cycle of roughly 70 years, the peak of the current warm phase would be expected in c. 2020

ya'll hyped for 2020 chaps?

what would the windspeed be if that webm was in realtime?

Wouldn't be talking too soon, Bahama Mama.

Spicy

What are you 7? You live in Florida and have to ask?

Palmtrees can handle so much wind.

It would be real weak if it made it that far.

I will leave this here

It's been holding steady at 180-190mph for about a day.

Irma's Pre-party is here

youtube.com/watch?v=pnO1QlKOU-s&feature=youtu.be

Are you ready?

Florida is fucked

It'll probably die down to a managable level once it hits South Carolina.

Florida is the only one getting fucking DELET'D

>!

FUCK YES MY INTERNET IS BACK

Yo so am I safe in Saint Pete or am I dead?? I am very scary right now..

321 checking in, do you think I'll still be able to evacuate without getting stuck in traffic forever if I leave at Midnight?

Non Florida niggers report your comfy status

Florida bros, report your conditions

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Harvey and Irma will smite you

Well I know Miami's fucked but I'm hoping it wears itself down before reaching Jacksonville

>be burger
>get huricaned

JUST

god damn im getting tired of this engineered apocalypse bullshit. fuck the illuminati

Floridafag here, it's just gonna be Mathew 2.0 r-right guys?

You're fucking dead bro

fucking paul delegado NEEDS to tell tampa bay the expected winds in tampa bay. if it's 75+ at the current track - evac should be happening.

It is frustrating to see noaa not predicting winds with more accuracy

North Florida master race reporting in

Someone post the Irma lewds

It's seriously impressive how they handle those monster winds.
They don't even lose leaves.
Our forests would have ceased to exist in 50% slower wind.

kek

>its going to be a mid or upper 5 by the time it reaches landfall
this is a man who does not make doomsday predictions, when he says something, believe it.

Spicy 2

Youre fine. Head to Ybor if you feel unsafe

904 here how fucked am i?

Can we talk about where it's hitting on 9/11?

>yesterday: heading through eastern GA and SC
>today: heading through central GA
fugg. My family has enough supplies, but stores have begun to run out of staples.

also missing is projected strength inland per hour.

fucking no one knows how fast this thing will weaken.

I paid $1730 for a flight out of Miami at 8pm yesterday. Worth it not to deal with this shit. Flew to Chicago.

yaaaaaaaaaassssss

OP here

I think I'm going to die

I thought there was some JetBlue one-way thing for $99.

Wanting to deal with niggers instead of a War Goddess
You're a special kind of cuck

I'm just gonna hunker down here in arlington, we'll be igt

You got fucked
They capped flights today for cheap

Good call. Expensive tho

>Flew to Chicago

Yes, but you have to remember that palmtrees have a very flexible stem. Our pinetrees goes straight of, there is not much room for flexibility.

>flew out of Miami to Chicago to not deal with Hurricane
>gets mugged my black guy and shot

That would suck.

>poweroutage when

How fucked is coconut creek?

Also anyone have the latest euro gif?

>leaves a happening for chiraq
wew lad

>bs.gif
Exactly.

Listen to CPD and throu Southside livestreaming

Looks like it'll get here Wed or Thurs... pray for me.

>out of the proverbial flood
>into the proverbial nigger pit

So they just said on the news that Irmas eye is similar to a Cat 3 Tornado. & it's what? 65 feet wide? That is fucked up! How exciting!!!

Yes but you will die among friends, at least as long as you have power and the mobile net still stands.

There was absolutely nothing available I called delta and they were completely sold out. I went with American. Getting one of those $99 fares would be next to impossible there was such high demand.

Say good night to Irma-chan, anons.

>gets shot by black lady named Irma
Irony

And pine trees are very shallow rooters

is there an Irma waifu yet? preferably lewd but vanilla will do

There's really no way to tell.
Also they've been predicting it to weaken as it goes for days now, but from what we've seen it hasn't weakened at all.
I have a feeling it's going to actually pull off a Cat 5 landfall and it might do something just as crazy after that.
Like keep the strength for a record long time inland.

>Its moving west
FUCKING WHY
WHY

Get fucked you fucking cunt. Fuck off and die in the artic

No, please take it with you to reddit

I hope I still have Internet once it passes over Georgia...

It wasn't gonna fuckin' bank 90 degrees for no reason.

Don't go on the Dan Ryan expressway. 2 nigs got shot and it's all shut down.

Some idiots on tv are using cement bags instead of sand

TLDW: Irma is going to make Katrina look like a fucking joke

Some idiots on tv are using cement bags instead of sand

High pressure system in the atlantic pushing Irma south and west

>yfw Irma splits Florida in half

If it goes down to cat 1 or 2 or whatever by then you'll be fine unless your infrastructure is a nigger.

Yeah, it's Thursday. That happens a lot on Thursdays. Fucks up my commute.

I'm already about to pre

Sleep tight, spinners.

it's only going to be a pussy cat 4 =(

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaaha!!

That is AWESOME

you'll have floridaians at your doorstep