Brit/pol/ barbarians at the gates edition

>links no one reads
>Hurricane Irma shitting up the colonies,follow the progress live
www.express.co.uk/news/weather/851037/Hurricane-Irma-track-update-path-Florida-NOAA-latest-news-live-models-2017-NHC-map
>Montserrat avoided
>Anguilla hit, niggers and Caroline Lucas seeking gibs
>Projected to hit Turk and Caicos islands hard

>Argentina have ‘ceased to be a capable military force’
unvis.it/ukdefencejournal.org.uk/argentina-ceased-capable-military-force/?utm_source=TW&utm_medium=Twitter&utm_campaign=social

>MPs to begin scrutiny of vital withdrawal bill
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41182561

>Northern Ireland 'should have different Brexit deal'
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41183041

>Scotland’s deficit figures show that the UK works
unvis.it/blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/09/scotlands-deficit-figures-show-that-the-uk-works

>Jaguar Land Rover to go all electric from 2020
unvis.it/telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/09/07/jaguar-land-rover-go-electric-2020

>School bans girls from wearing skirts as it brings in gender-neutral uniform
unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/school-bans-girls-from-wearing-skirts-as-it-brings-in-gender-neutral-uniform-11023265

>Calls for extremism investigation into British armed forces after ‘neo-Nazi’ arrests
unvis.it/rt.com/uk/402288-nazi-arrest-army-investigation

>Rees-Mogg defiant over abortion row: Catholic Tory MP says it is wrong to abort babies - even in rape cases
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4860100/Rees-Mogg-defiant-abortion-row.html

New Bowden video:
youtube.com/watch?v=lgZegNgm8N4 [Open]

>Aussies loved blacked
>Americans don't understand irn bru
>reply to this post or Corbyn will win the next GE

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=YcQr2hnf1aU
independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/europe-to-ban-hundreds-of-herbal-remedies-2171781.html
youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o
youtube.com/watch?v=-w2sy9Rh3SI
unvis.it/blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/09/scotlands-deficit-figures-show-that-the-uk-works
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-british-muslims-killed-manchester-attack-facebook-post-keegan-jakovlevs-jailed-wrexham-wales-a7933896.html
archive.is/tRfoR
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Bisley. Fuck yeah.

I don't think you're unaware I think you're vaguely hopeful. Listen to it, it's 100% accurate.

Rightly is a pussy

Post your rarest Karens. Rarest one wins

>The National Socialist Party has become the board. What you have inherited from your oldfags, you must lurk before you can post. The most precious memes in this board though are its own shitposters. And for these shitposters and for the sake of these memes, we have to struggle and fight. And never tire; and never weaken; and never give up; and never despair. Long live our memes, long live our shitposters, and long live our shitposter empire. Deus vult!
youtube.com/watch?v=YcQr2hnf1aU

I don't even watch porn that often. Sometimes I wonder around Sydney just to witness some Leb-Anglo or Sudanese-White couples

>Listen to it, it's 100% accurate.

>40 minutes long
>00:41am
>'Millennial Woes'
>busy reading the Tempest

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>pubes nicking my OC again

One of my favourites.

No.

How's the schizophrenia?

You replied to the wrong person mate.

>you're vaguely hopeful
Pay attention.

Based bisley , genius or poor mans Frazetta?

It's all just too much desu. Might neck myself

>This splurging millennial talking bollocks on lbc
Muh wonderful technological future!

You'll go on.

It's a hard choice. Also
>WE

>another Beckett poster

You got robbed little man, what are you going to do about it?

I'm telling Rimmer.

Lads I've been away from the UK on and off for a while. Saw a dentist for the first time in five years today. Got a scale and polish. No fillings required or anything but my first time as a grown up paying for a NHS dentist. Cost me a tenner.

Where is Rimmer anyway?

Not sure that's possible really. Everything is so absolutely, incredibly and totally fucked.

My people, my history and my future have been destroyed from both within and without. My life is a joke. My very existence is a waste of time. Not actually going to kms because I'm not a fucking vagina but Jesus Christ I'm not sure how I'm going to continue another 50-60 years on this path of eternal suffering.

what do british people think of sargon of cuckad ? do they think he's lame for obsessing over gay american pop culture meme bullshit all the time or do you admire him as an ambassador of your culture ?

Did I? You're prube v.2 right?

He's started going to bed early again so he can do the early morning runs.

You told me to watch Waiting for Godot a while back. Owe you one.

Preusse have you taken your meds yet tonight?

Literally never watched anything he's done. I don't watch YouTube for anything other than using it as a radio station or occasionally for instructional videos. Also hickock45 if I want /comfy/.

He got too fat to leave the room again?

Astride of a grave and a difficult birth. Down in the hole, lingeringly, the grave digger puts on the forceps. We have time to grow old. The air is full of our cries. But habit is a great deadener. At me too someone is looking, of me too someone is saying, He is sleeping, he knows nothing, let him sleep on. I can't go on! What have I said?

The younger man in the video is huge fan of TS Eliot too. I'm listening to it for self pity reasons.

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Dedicate yourself to something user.

>Not actually going to kms because I'm not a fucking vagina but Jesus Christ I'm not sure how I'm going to continue another 50-60 years on this path of eternal suffering.

>sargay of mossad

His anti sjw stuff was OK, but he's got a fkn annoying smug voice. And he's a meme thief...

then don't even bother watching at this point, the only videos i like are when he laughs at anti-fa

No, I told you there's 17 of us, I don't even know which one you're referring to. There's the German, the Scot, the Pole, the gangster, the millionaire, the professional race car driver, the psychologist, the drug dealer, the professional martial artist, the suit one, the rapper, the watch autist, the girl one, the weightlifter, the lawyer, the historian and the prostitute. Technically there's 18 but we don't talk about the GCHQ guy.

tl;dr

alri pubes

thought you were going to bed lah?

That sounds like schizophrenia.

>Sisyphus reference as well

all the 'high class' brits are a bit smuggy. though i like them maybe a little better than the crazy drunken chavs i can't even understand

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Again, I do not know which Preuße you're referring to but I can assure you that I'm not him.

Fucking hate the confusion during shift changes lads.

Looking forward to any upcoming vidya?

Never quite agreed that one must imagine him happy though.

I know exactly what you were like at school. You were the 'tries too hard' kid that everyone was still friends with.

Nige is on Crowder's show tonight

>WE are preube
>WE are legion
>you will be assimilated
>until everyone is cunt.

He's not redpilled, but he's good at logically deconstructing leftism in an amusing, avuncular manner.

Wtf why. Steven Crowder is a disgrace.

Funny you say that since I never put in the effort, especially when it comes to people.

>high class
>sarcuck

That's surprising.

I make £110k a year shitposting and flagging posts on Sup Forums, what can I say?

>inb4 fired
>ib4 instant ban

Wasn't it smiling? A sort of stoicism I imagine. Is a bit forced I suppose. Prefer Beckett's whole 'I cant go on, I'll go on' though.

>video clip
>pause
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>resume
>pause
SOMETHING SOMETHING IDENYITY POLITICS
>resume
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
>end

You missed
>gets BTFO by Joe Rogan

Yet another kiked youtube celeb. But on the whole he's doing good for our cause so I won't shill against him.

I enjoyed that. Thanks.

And where do I get after spending a lifetime pushing a rock up an insurmountable hill? I either get killed by the rock, get to the top and realise there's another hill a few miles ahead or get to the top and find salvation. But what is salvation?

I do. It helps, but it doesn't solve the problems. I've said on here many times before, and I'll say it again, that I wish I was a thick cunt. I wish I could enjoy the simple pleasures in life. I'm 99% certain that you can all relate. Just imagine the easiness of life if you could work at M+S and actually enjoy it, go for work nights out and not despise every single person there, watch the news and not really care, go to Benidorm and Miami and Paris and not look around in disdain. Imagine how great life would be if buying a new TV to watch Love Island and Naked Attraction on was a highlight of your year.

The burden of intelligence, or more accurately, the burden of caring, is so fucking heavy and I wish I didn't carry it. There's a reason that everybody here is posting on Sup Forums and not sleeping right now. There's a reason we all understand the big problems and can't just cast them aside in ignorance. I don't really know what that reason is, but it makes me sick in large part that I have been 'blessed' with that reason.

>Ashwaganda is proven to boost test and sperm count
>Ashwaganda is banned
Wtf, they only sell shit that doesn't work / increases estrogen

independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/europe-to-ban-hundreds-of-herbal-remedies-2171781.html

he certainly fucking sees himself as high class, i figured that's all it took in bongistan

>tripcunt admits to millions of pounds being wasted on monitoring this board
>all of his posts dissappear
What did he mean by this?

been away for a while lads
Any new trip fag drama I missed ?

Last time I checked in Eddie had left

>Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night filled mountain, in itself forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

i'm on one of those mindless wikipedia wanders right now

King Saud bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of House Saud of Saudi Arabia

I've only read the "Forced Abdication" section and the first line of "Personal Life".

Just a few lines and each is rich in 24 carat comedy gold. Safe to assume the entire page is a goldmine of hilarious.

Previously, on Keeping up with the Saud's:

>King Saud's family members worried about Saud's profligacy and his inability to meet Nasser's socialist challenge.
>King Saud and Prince Faisal continued their power struggle until 1962, when Prince Faisal formed a cabinet in the absence of the King, who had gone abroad for medical treatment. Prince Faisal allied with Prince Fahd and Prince Sultan. Prince Faisal's new government excluded the sons of Saud. He promised a ten-point reform that included the drafting of a basic law, the abolition of slavery and the establishment of a judicial council.

that's a shame like it's 1962 and wanker wants to abolish slavery wot a fucking liberal poofta desu

>Saud had 115 children and multiple wives

this mad shagger is a fookin leg' m8 what a total lad

BRAVO S A U D
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What do you mean? How in all that is holy can it cost millions of pounds to monitor this board?

Just found out my ex is dating someone black.

>and nothing of value was lost.

That's my street cred gone.
>I blame the translation

The 60 seconds from the 8:30 mark to 9:30

youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o

Imagine this scenario Sup Forums
It's the run up to the election and there's to be a televised debate between the leaders of each party.
David Dimbelby is the moderator, and starts by asking each candidate "Why should we vote for you".

Labour Politician tells the potential voterbase that they will increase dole money

Tory politician says they'll cut the deficit lad and be super duper tough on the EU

Liberal Democrat says that they'll allow faggots who sodomise each others rectal cavitity to finally get married

NSDAP Hitler tells everyone in the audience and at home watching the TEEVEE that everything they both hold dear and take for granted about their country is thanks to their fathers and ancestors who struggled through grueling work in order to hand down to you.
He then continues his pitch by saying that if you want to improve things you too are going to have to struggle and work and struggle until your back breaks, and you can never rest or lose the will to go on and however grueling it may be and even putting your entire being into this cause it will still take years before you start seeing results and maybe even decades. A perhaps even after a life of devotion to towards this ambition you won't even get to see its results first hand, but instead of having a boomer-mindset™, you know that your children will be able to live in paradise and that's reason enough to stay strong through all the years of sacrifice with arduous pain and mental exhaustion you put yourself through.

lad im totally not a nazi and I hate hitler he's a badman obv, but now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that there's something...dare i say it...inspirational about that speech?

Is there a more beautiful speech from a politician ever spoken than those 60 seconds I posted above? I'd be interested if you could come up with any
prove me wrong
pro tip: you cant xDDD

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Check the archives it should still be on there. Some new tripcunt said something about there being multiple people posting under the same trip that's why the common names appear so often and flagging posts, gets paid to do so too.
This was discussed in this and the previous thread until all of his posts in this thread disappeared as soon as he said that.

>O Lord thou pluckest me out
>O Lord thou pluckest
>burning

Its just Pubes being a cunt. He had a breakdown the other day and wont stop.

Eh, I don't think I remembered a single relevant quote during my A-level lit exam.

Came out with an A* by successfully bullshitting I assume.

I heard the British Virgin isles were in trouble and I came as soon as I could. How are you lads holding up?

Can I just say to the mi5 or GCHQ lads or whoever you are. (if you exist) HOW FUCKING INCOMPETENT DO YOU NEED TO BE TO HAVE MONITORING THIS BOARD COST MORE THAN 20,000 A YEAR. HOW FUCKING INCOMPETENT?

I don't think he had a breakdown
He just pumps a lot of creativity into this place for some reason when he's bored

Maybe it's the instant feedback
And lack of repercussions for failure

>what means GCHQ is that he'll do it for 20k a year.

>an A*
Very fancy.

Lads i've got two police helicopters shining a light through my window and 6 swat vans just pulled up. They've all brought solid gold truncheons with them by the looks.

Oh fuck off.

Write me a poem about the peepshow.

those are the two most aesthetic paragraphs of despair i have ever read. well done.

>Write me a poem about the peepshow.
youtube.com/watch?v=-w2sy9Rh3SI

>>Scotland’s deficit figures show that the UK works
>unvis.it/blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/09/scotlands-deficit-figures-show-that-the-uk-works

Whenever I was a young boy, if i was alone in the house with my dad and my mum wasn't at home, whenever I'd ask him where she was he'd respond with "She ran away with a darkie".

Even at like 5 years old it kind of made me upset even though I knew he was joking. I didn't even know what a darkie was. But I still wanted my mummy and my dad would say she has abandoned the family and is away fucking a nigger.

Once I got older and went full 14/88, I realised my dad was an apolitical 90 IQ normie who voted labour because 'they're for the workers n that'. Even after I tell him Hitler did nothing wrong and darkies are subhuman, he still can't accept it, because his only argument is that "that's evil they cant help it where there born"

The question of whether my dad was a racist whenever he said my mum had ran away with a darkie, or secretly a cuck who fantasised it, now that I think about this question it worries me.

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>we're live again lads

>He just pumps a lot of creativity into this place for some reason when he's bored
Thank you. I really appreciate that, I do.

>Maybe it's the instant feedback and lack of repercussions for failure
More so the latter, but then again people have been doxed on here but I never fail so, you know.

It isn't easy being the greatest but I make it work.

BONGS BTFO FOREVER

Lads what killed Geoffrey Dickens? All I can find is "disease"

lol

Does anyone know what role, if any, nurses play in carrying out abortions? I don't know the structure of the NHS in enough detail.
Sorry to hear lad.

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>So help me god i'll section you
>If you push my section through
>I'll section you, you know it's true
>So don't you dare section

>Having a bit of crack and tea
>Both are fucking morish
>Superhans doesn't work for free
>So pay up, jez mate.

>1 year

independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-british-muslims-killed-manchester-attack-facebook-post-keegan-jakovlevs-jailed-wrexham-wales-a7933896.html

sounds like he's a cuck. sorry, mate.

Time for archive archive.is/tRfoR