RUNDOWN ======== >[Charging ceases momentarily] >Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night >Windspeed 175MPH >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
Ok how fucked am I living here in Orlando? No meming
Nathaniel Wright
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Charles White
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Kevin Howard
First for I think a new hurricane is brewing in the Atlantic per the models, this one is just south east of jose, rotation and cloud ring already formed.
Gabriel Thompson
50% chance of survival
Cameron Rogers
10th for nuking Irma pls
Caleb Jackson
First for please don't hit NC, Jose or What The Fuck
Luis Russell
I hope disney is removed from the face of the earth
Oliver Thomas
Hey dumbass
Cameron Powell
ready for some Hurricane?
Aaron Wright
Oh Lordy. Family in JAX just said all Sunday Catholic Masses cancelled, and now St. John's County has mandatory evac Sat at 6am.
Jonathan Morris
Praise Jesus after Hurricane Irma
Cameron Hernandez
Is Trump gonna donate a million for every Hurricane?
Hudson Long
Any good streams that are actually live?
Caleb Morgan
Knew it. At least they're apparently try to stage the evacs over time to avoid too much panic traffic.
Josiah Robinson
nah they all go down after the Hurricane hits them
Easton Mitchell
>have a hotel booked in Alabama for Saturday -Tuesday
Samuel Richardson
Looking like that's the case.
Isaiah Edwards
Good for you user. I hope they do as well.
Adam Harris
Any room for anons?
Cameron Phillips
lol i have to work after the storm
Levi Wilson
Glad my friend decided to get out of dodge 1.5 days ago. It's not going to be fun for all the last minute people.
Ethan Gutierrez
who is dis s3xy lady?>
Nathan Myers
yes
Eli Reyes
ur fine
Justin Parker
No. My dogs get their own bed.
Daniel Walker
Got a room booked in Lake Mary for anyone who sucks dick
Mason Reyes
>turks and caicos becomes so poor from the hurricane it joins Canada for dem existence reparations
wouldn't surprise me
Blake Stewart
How about the floor?
Ryan Diaz
Got a room in Melbourne for anybody who eats booty
Zachary Miller
If you're that desperate just pull over somewhere and sleep in your car.
>it's hurricane season so global warming is real Stop being a fucking retard. This is the first cat5 to carve a path into america in a long time. Every hurricane that wreaked so much havoc in other states hit places that were unprepared and don't usually face hurricanes. Irma is a storm of unparalleled power and gigantic size even compared to cat5s of the past, and it's the first case of any such storm that could maybe literally BTFO an entire modern major city in america-- and until you can find consistent science that explains multiple cat5 hurricanes like this, you can only acknowledge it as a result of 'perfect storm' circumstances. Proofs: Jose is not cat 5, that dickless shit in the gulf won't be cat 5, any hurricanes to come throughout the rest of the season will be nowhere close to Irma's destructive potential.
Hudson Wilson
I'm evacuating in just an hour or so. How many deaths do you predict if this really hits South Florida as a 5 or strong 4?
I'm saying 10,000+
Adam Gray
What part of Alabama? Should be safe for the most part.
Camden Thomas
BaalShamin, God of Storms, is responsible.
Easton Roberts
Usually shitty ones that charge you out the ass and make you follow a ton of rules. Which is why I have to go so far west if I need to bug out. I wasn't going to let some assholes charge me $450 for my 3 well trained, well behaved dogs to be in a room they won't piss or shit in.
Gavin Thomas
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Christian Watson
like 20.
Daniel Gonzalez
Added, if you're staying on the West side to get far out of the path, go to Tuscaloosa for the game. It's better than sitting in a hotel for several days.
Nathaniel Ramirez
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Elijah Ramirez
Montgomery. It's further west than I would have liked but I should be able to slip back home right as the storm leaves and before traffic goes nuts.
Logan Parker
quest to find irma
Benjamin Miller
isn't nature beautiful
Mason Morales
im in zone c in miami going to a zone E. Will post when I make it out alive.
Xavier Sanchez
Ourlad Jeff is getting butt fucked by space weather in South Beach
Julian Parker
should literally only be retards left in the worst affected areas, Miami, etc. But theres always maybe 50-100 of those.
Daniel Reed
dont worry ill comfort you
we'll play video games until the power goes out
Connor Green
reminder that fidget spinners were showing us what was coming
>tumbler beautiful-at-any-size style I don't like it.
Adam Howard
We gon get rekt nigga
Brandon Morgan
They see "science" as "religion" and are useful idiots in the same way followers were since creation. The irony is that they can not understand science in the same way their ancestors could not understand the metaphors of the bible.
Christopher Reyes
No ones gonna die, stay where you are Florida flags, it's too late for you to evacuate.
You'd get stuck in flood water and die to death.
Kayden Cooper
>Forgot pic
Wyatt Roberts
Who 704 or 828 here
Jason Russell
Are there no live streams from Turcs and Caicos?
Levi Morales
uhhhh
Henry King
Well enforced?
Austin Garcia
last video of winds in providenciales
Caleb Turner
Any new projections? Will the storm move West more or back east?
Logan Campbell
My boss threatened to fire me if I evacuate. Is this legal?
Anthony Cox
>10/10 hurricanfu about to suck America's dick clean off
u mad yuropoors?
Connor Smith
are you?
Ryder Wright
No.
Levi James
Motel 6 allows 2 dogs no charge no deposit. Cheap motel but i bring a sleeping bag and put it on the bed.
Leo Young
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Blake Hughes
Florida is a right to work state.
John Reed
Well specifically, it's not legal to fire you if you evacuate.
Camden Fisher
Yes, in anarcho capitalist society this is legal.
Dylan Morris
Current GEFS
Juan Scott
tell him to kill himself
Cooper Scott
>niggers are ACTUALLY attracted to this lol
Austin Cooper
Let him stay and have Irma kill him Then become the boss
Adam Butler
Irma-sama
Thomas Peterson
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Easton Reed
Irma's a big girl because she's a fucking CATEGORY 5+
He violated the NAP so you're free to kill him now.
Jack Foster
I'm in St Pete
Oh fug
Ian Phillips
Ok let's do a versus.
Steel reinforced concrete building with hurricane shutters in palm beach gardens, 6 miles from sea. VS Hotel room in orlando high rise with window without any reinforcement.
Daniel Hernandez
I like this version of irma more. Pls post/make more
Brody James
>natural selection
Jordan Sanchez
matthew vs. irma
F for florida
Levi Foster
eh. I'll stick with the THICCness
Cameron Cox
check'd
also someone mentioned the cell towers are down.
Hunter Williams
please fuck up tampa. west coast florida is so fucking gay
Joseph Jones
Fuck you faggot, I would fuck Irma-chan till my dick fell off.
John Hughes
Steel building melts, and collapses.
Daniel Murphy
unless you official emergency worker, legal? - fuck, no. Get it on paper/tape, then, sue his ass, srsly. Hes trying to fucking kill you, dog eat dog.
Bentley Garcia
Get fired and sue him
Hunter Morgan
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Henry Adams
Don't forget that Irma is also hitting the one state in the country with infrastructure designed to resist hurricane-force storms on a regular basis. A single "flattened" Caribbean island does not mean all of Florida is kill. Hopefully just Miami.
Christopher Murphy
This is really good, way better than that fat tumblr irma
Anthony Smith
>tfw ill live through the biggest hurricane in history
finally ill have sex
Thomas Bennett
and it probably would because morbidly obese women are only fucked by STD laden niggers
Jack Hughes
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Owen Wilson
Have the conversation again, beg. plead.
Record the whole thing on your cell. Then, GTFO. Sue when you get back, become NEET wizard living off the settlement.
