/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Low Level Water Vapor Imagery Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>Next happenings: recharging, possible hit on Cuba, frantic preparations in Florida
>Windspeed 175MPH
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/TulsaNation/status/905981851667398656
twitter.com/Reuters/status/906019315379347457
youtube.com/watch?v=iSi_p9u_bOg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Emily Jean is amazing

Jesus fuck are you Florida bros okay?

00z HWRF MIAMI

Hope you guys have one of these

traps are gay

FIRST FOR JEFF

FUCK ME IN THE ASS IRMA-CHAN

NC IS GONNA GET HIT IRMA WILL MISS FLORIDA :-DDDDDDDD

What do Irma-chan's feet smell like?

>PUT PHOTOS, BIRTH CERTIFICATES IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS ETC. IN AN EMPTY ICE CHEST. will keep out water and float.

It's going to pass Florida and hit Alabama

thanks for taking my update advice for the next happening section

Mar A Lago will never be the Winter White House

After Florida it's kinda a crap shoot. Got two high pressures. Which ever one is stronger will dictate where she will go.

OP image is current satellite image. Probably my last baked thread tonight.

fresh orange ruffy

God hates you, murricans
twitter.com/TulsaNation/status/905981851667398656

...

How bad is it? Give it to me straight

>giant hurricane containing aligators and sharks at 200mph
No match for Jeff.

Florida is gonna be deleted.

Hurricanes don't reproduce like brown people. Let'em in.

General Lee is on the way!

came to post this digits will confirm

Well, shit.
My Island got earthquaked.
I hope everyone's ok

Salt and sand

>hits florida
>goes west
>dips into the gulf of mexico and recharges
>goes north again and hits texas

New eyewall looking chad as fuck.

We're gonna have two new states - East Florida and West Florida

HWRF LANDFALL

WEST OF GFS

sharknadoe hutticainoe

>tfw going to die a brutal death as a virgin
What should I do for my last virgin days of my life?

Fresh pure saltwater and occasional debris flying at 100mph

Its bad down by Miami. I am in central Florida and was able to get gas and groceries today with no issues.

Here she is boys, last slide is an hour ago

why the fuck are you tripfagging

nothing gonna happen just like the last one, it's weakening and will miss the coast by 20 miles

You could try jerking off to straight porn for once. Just to see what it's like.

I'll bake next. I was doing it yesterday before I went to bed anyway.

North Carolina ready for Jose

source?

>hurricane general lee fucks up the yanks in the northeast

Oh man

>not gonna happen
>like the last one
>the one that was the most destructive hurricane ever

>going to die a brutal death as a virgin
Might as well submit to the storm naked with a hardon

AVENGE US!!!

321 STRONG
WE WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY THROUGH THE PUNY STORM
FUCK MIAMI

Isn't the atlantic really big? How is this thing hitting Florida on Sunday if it's only moving 18mi an hour?

remembering the hurricanes that hit the tampa area 10-15 years ago the worst part is going to be not having air conditioning or internet for a week

...

To make Kikes go mad

Because our planet rotates

ALERT! ALERT!

TSUNAMI WARNINGS issued in Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Panama, Honduras, and Ecuador.

HOKAY ROUND EARTHER THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH OUT OF YOU

Compare the size of the atlantic to the distance between Cuba and Florida.

Fuck yeah

Hurricane Lee will take New York City.

Don't shit on me.
Source?

Jose looks to just be a fish killer

I think he meant the last one to hit Florida. Matthew last summer. It was a big nothing.

I have been through a dozen hurricanes. This one feels different.

SLEEP STRONG

kek

Nobody cares about those shacklands.

ECMWF UPDATE WHEN?

Breaking News:
Earthquake of magnitude 8.0 hits off Mexican coast, widespread tsunami waves possible following quake - USGS
>Breaking News:
Earthquake of magnitude 8.0 hits off Mexican coast, widespread tsunami waves possible following quake - USGS

AHHHHHHH SHIT NIGGA!

>GOES satellite images
I just shat my pants a little. That's not a storm that's the wrath of God.

this is literally the worst possible location... puts Miami dead in the middle of the strongst part of the storm in the north east quadrant

thank you, I just baked 2 to prevent idiots from doing it.

The internet situation should at be improved with everyone having cell phones. At least you can shitpost about being hot.

twitter.com/Reuters/status/906019315379347457

But Palm Springs is in California. Will Smith and Carlton Banks were arrested there for a stolen car.

no DC its the happening we all willed into being this September

Can you tone it down to a dumbo like me?

Do we have any information from that little island it just hit?

>all the models yesterday showed it moving east
>now suddenly the models have moved west again

thank you irma-san

i am ready to die

HAHAHA THE END TIMES ARE NOW!

8.0 Earthquake off the coast of Western Mexico

GOD DAMN

youtube.com/watch?v=iSi_p9u_bOg
LEE CONFIRMED

This is getting biblical.
Record breaking hurricane, then couple of more pop up with one new forming.
Now a huge earthquake.

EAT STRONG

When i brought it up a few threads ago someone brought up lee as a potential name.

Holy shit 8.0 quake off the coast of mexico!

45 min

sauce

>protect yourself from hurricane force winds by vibrating through them

roling for irma to deflect south and hit houston instead

PLS HIT LONG ISLAND

Oh shit

Wanna share those cheezits?

on the "ventusky" site it shows the eye off land and only like 50mph winds here in miami

did i get all nervous for nothing?

I got this and canned food, MRE's and storable food

>The Geostationary Operational Environmental Satellite system (GOES), operated by the United States' National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's National Environmental Satellite, Data, and Information Service division, supports weather forecasting, severe storm tracking, and meteorology research.
Whats the prob desu, that's their job.

the mad frog

LANDFALL

WHEN

>Most massive solar flare in a decade.
>3 hurricanes at same time, after Harvey.
>8.0 quake in Mexico

God is done with America

just be yourself

It just works ok???

>storable by throwing it in a nigger pile on the floor

rolling for irma to become radioactive hypercane with 900mph winds and 0mb pressure in its eye (which is now the size of North America)

you can have them op. i don't like the way the white cheddar powder sticks to my soft sausage fingers

FUCKING 8.0 EARTHQUAKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

It almost looks like if it drifts just a bit more west then Miami will avoid the worst of it. Ironically it going right up Florida would be better off for the rest of the country, too, because traveling straight up land would knock out a lot of its punch.