8.0 Earthquake

>8.0 Earthquake
> 2 consecutive Hurricanes hitting the east coast
>Talk of NK doing another test
>Society in the brink of a race war
What the hell is happening lads

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shit

Kek is awakening after his 2016 slumber.

>Armageddon

Its finally happening

The usual is what's happening.

Climate *clap* CHANGE *clap* IS *clap* REAL *clap*

Old gods are waking up

HAARP is habbening

May Bruce Willis protect us

You faggots where laughing a year ago when I told you this would happen,and your aren't laughing anymore,are ya?!
Repent heathens!

How rational...

Just wait till Sept 9 when Jupiter is reborn

Mother nature hates Mexicans

As a Christian, I pity anyone that's actually atheist right now...

>mfw

The fall of the Great American Empire

we're all about to get that apocalypse we've been waiting for

Nothing is happening. Nothing will ever happen. We'll continue our slow inevitable decline but there will be no happening.

You fools, you memed forces outside your control

It's so cool so hip it's alright. It's so groovy it's out of sight. You can touch it. Feel it. Taste it so sweet, but it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet.

God is punishing us for our degeneracy

Frogs

>anthropogenic climate change causes mexican earthquakes and missile tests
This is why nobody takes you seriously.

The collapse will be when there are so little people to support the growing population of foreigners and minorities, both in europe but also the USA

god is rewarding white men by killing lots of spics. it's because white boi's have been giving up their boipucci we're getting this reward

Shut up, nephilim

Hey everyone has to sacrifice something

I'm not ready! My AR-15 is still being shipped to my state!

FUCK! SHIT! I'm not ready for the end times!

>I'm not ready for the end times!
Well you can put those qualms to rest then, fruitcake.

I'm really hoping that the thing about the 23rd of September turns out to be true. I want a rapture and an ending like that would be entertaining. Hopefully if there is an afterlife anime will be real

Happenings come to those who are patient.

>AIWar ID
>End times by robots confirmed

Feels good to be in Ireland right now.

Sun rising
Clear skies
Light breeze
No rain
Ground solid and stable
No tsunami
No earthquake
No hurricane
No nuke threat

that's what happens to silly goy if you don't build their house on top of mountain

>No nuke threat
There's no nuke threat in America.

The end desu

doesn't your culture allow you to just do the senpuku?

Could you survive a tsunami if you live on a mountain/higher elevated?

>I'm really hoping that the thing about the 23rd of September turns out to be true
I'm afraid to say it's not because the bible is manmade.

no tsunami in mountain, no. It's why we give altitude in meters above sea level.

From watching American news you would think that you were about to be vaporized any second now by the NK nuke program.

This is why the mountain jew colonized helvetica. But we know something they don't know. There are older evils that lie in the mountains.

>There are older evils that lie in the mountains.
pssscht. the goyum cant ever know!!

Nukes don't exist. Or at least if they do, they don't exist to use for fun. They exist so that people will back off.

Also, NK's technology is 40-50 years behind us. They're not a real threat to the USA. Watch out for Russia, though.

>Nukes don't exist

Alright I'm done for the night

But...but

You will never be king under the mountain, AND you will be forced to give Israel all the Nazi gold you never had.

>be mexican
>live in tall building in the last floor
>I was masturbating while naked in my living room watching the tv.
>porn in 4k is fucking awesome
>alarm goes off
>can't evacuate since im in the last floor
>decide to finish the job before it hits
>not even a minute and a half and everything starts fucking shaking
>tv drops dead
>im in panic, naked, and with a diamond hard on
>cum

wew lads, it was one hell of a ride, and the tv is a goner.

Scratch the nuke threat then. All things considered we are having a better day on this side of the Atlantic compared to your side.

So the climate..changes? Mindblown.

keked 'n checked

Sept. 23 couldn't come any sooner.

>Or at least if they do, they don't exist to use for fun. They exist so that people will back off.
Yes, do fuck off.

Its the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

Kek's back m8y. He was just out for the summer.

Let us pray for them, user.

Pray that they find God and accept Christ before it's too late.

that date is still two weeks away and already shit is going crazy....earthquakes, numerous hurricanes, solar flares

fugggggggg...

How the fuck do mexicans afford a tv?

THIS IS IT LUIGI

They sell Americans drugs.

You need to relax or take some ecstasy or something. Nature happens, calm down.

I was going to counter that that must mean she hates Texans and Floridians too, but that sounds pretty accurate.

USAID obviously.

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God lives 8 light years away, and is finally punishing America for 9/11. Confirmed if Miami is destroyed on 9/11.

America? He should be punishing the middle east.

newfag

That is true, primarily heroin. The mexican is truly subhuman. Then they spend all the money on their little ranchos to build houses they never live in.

Well we're gonna need it to pay for our wall you need to build, paco.

Yes, I believe it's time

Dont forget the wild fires in 4 different states, and the credit leak.

anyone have that jap post about the earth jerking you off in a quake?

I remember that one, top kek.

Shadilay

Pacific Northwest is in bad shape too

day of the rope is nigh....

I bet it's the jews again.

>What the hell is happening lads
IT'S HAPPENING

When you are watching an entertaining movie would you leave the theater before it finished?

You picked the chaos timeline, that's what. Do you really think you could invoke the Egyptian God of Darkness and bring in someone literally described as the "chaos candidate" into power without reprecussions?

only if i spot a nigger
or a jew

>implying this isn't what we wanted
Still not tired of winning

This God that people either deny, mock or believe with great fear is clearly pissed off and wants to destroy his failed creations that are called human beings. Either that or it's global warming.

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the end is near

I said you picked it, some of you knew that you were picking chaos and destruction and embraced it. Other poor saps had no idea of the nightmare they were birthing unto the world and actually believed the MAGA shit.

>Earthquakes
>Race war
>Solar flares
Should've bought more fucking carbon credits and this shit wouldn't be happening. Al Gore was right.

BTW here's your theme song
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I make one Mexican joke and all of Mexico is mad at me.

:-)

Sup Forums this is your fault!

Fucking kek

>Live near an earthquake fault
>Complain about getting an earthquake

Smelly dumb brown beaner scum.

>9
>9th month

All these are the beginning of birth pains.

fpbp
>66
also checked

Babies first exposure to the world? This is what goes on in the world

> (((News))) outlets intentionally fear mongering
> It works yet again

The Mexicans get flooded which is good, liberals get flooded and literally btfo which is good, Kim only ever has and only ever will use his weapons for political posturing, and the only people who would be fighting a race war are alt-autists and social justice retards to the benefit if everyone else.

Meanwhile on the west coast

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Earthquakes aren't climate change but those strong Hurricanes are.

The flames of apocolyptic hellfire will cleanse the filth and wickedness. Wait until the 23rd boyo, were in the end times.

Eat a bag of dicks wayne

spiral out

keep going