Mfw no hurricanes ever

>mfw no hurricanes ever
>no earthquakes ever
>not a single volcano
>no snowstorms
>no tsunamis
>no nuclear plants
>no muslims
>one of the safest places in the world in a WW3 scenario

I mean, at least God has found a way to compensate us.

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You have enough with yourselves.

but all of that combined doesn't hold a candle to the destructive powers of niggers.

>niggers galore
>known globally for fart porn

>yes UMA

>oh no it rained!
>oh no some stuff fell off shelves
>oh no a plane diverted
>oh no cold water!
>oh no cheap electricity
>oh no neighbors!

Pussy.

Favelas and juju magics

>evacuate an entire state because of rain

I'm sitting at home in Florida, right now. The state is not being evacuated. Some low-areas of Miami's beach are.

Learn to tell the difference between news and yellow journalism, chump.

you have niggers though
they do more damage than any natural disaster ever could

At least our niggers are mixed and don't have a strong racial identity. You have more niggers, ande they hate white people.

noice b8 m8

>Brazil
>Safe

lel

>At least our niggers are mixed and don't have a strong racial identity.

the fact that they are there, armed and in serious numbers it is only a matter of time before (((someone))) uses them for (((their))) own agenda.

>stay away from big cities
>find a cozy cold place in south br
>profit

The soil is fertile, there's clean air and water everywhere and all natural resources you can imagine.

Not everyone here lives in a favela in Rio de Janeiro.

SOPA

No world cup....

Brazil is a genuinely scary place. I wouldn't want to go there and would keep away much like I would with China, North Korea, or Eastern Europe.

boo

Dod u have that little fish wich stick in to your benis while you pee in the water?

>piranhas
>anacondas
>malaria
>zika
>niggers
>zika nigger pirahnacondas
>most annoying autistic screechers on the internet that raid your teamspeak channel shouting HUEHUEHUE BR BR HUEHIEHUE
I'll take my chances with the disasters up here...

>amazonia
>implying more than 10% of the country lives there
>real world is a low-budget american horror movie

>accidently pisses of guy in store
>apparently part of some gang
>found 2 days later mutilated and organs stolen
>"lolsafe"

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>zika nigger pirahnacondas

Thank fuck we don't have those either.

>no hurricanes
>no tornados
>no volcanoes
>no snow
>no heatwaves
>no tsunamis
>no nuclear plants
>no muslims
>no niggers
>no brazilians
>88.9% White
>No overpopulation
>Not Brazil
>Can claim to be Irish
>Can claim to be British
>Can claim to be Scottish
>No poisonous animals
>No human predatory animals
>No brazilians
>More terrorist organisations than the entire Middle East
>All dedicated to protecting our Christian Identities
>No brazilians

>>zika nigger pirahnacondas

im dying

U M A

>no muslims
>no niggers
Your dishonesty is disgusting

>no muslims

Northern Ireland, lads.

You think I'd ever be proud of Great Britain if I lived there?

Another "come to brazil" retard, go get killed by favela niggers

sage

...

Can confirm. Norn Iron is best country in the UK.
weather is utter asscheeks tho

D E L I C I A

The threat of nuclear holocaust isn't enough to suade me towards living in the shithole, Brazilia.

>has a plethora of things going for it
>still manages to be a monkey-infested shithole

Cunt you've got nothing on Tasmania.
You probably haven't even heard of us, that's how safe we are.
Faggot.

It's an wildlife conservation catastrophe like nothing since the side bird.
Quit eating all the fucking monkeys