>pacific northwest is on fire
>texas rekt by harvey
>3 hurricanes about to gangbang the east coast/gulf coast
>8.1 magnitude earthquake in mexico
>major floods in south asia
>weekly ISIS attacks all over europe
>tfw live in a state where none of this crap happens
You can only post ITT if you are comfy while watching the world burn.
>tfw MN
The cold winters payed off
>a state where nothing happens
Imagine an entire continent where literally nothing happens.
It's fucking boring but I think I prefer it this way.
>>tfw live in a state where none of this crap happens
...Yet. Shit, I'm paranoid about everything. Life is precious, I'm terrified of losing it. I pray God goes easy on me.
Americans think Australia is small. Go ahead, ask us.
Missouri here btw, all we get are chimpouts for no fucking reason, the best kind of happening really.
Checked.
I live in AZ. I assume our gun loving ways have saved us.
Midwest here. What the hell is going on out there
...and you forget to mention all sorts of pizzagate arrests and Imran Awans wife striking a deal with prosecutors... oh and the police report that said Imran Awan may have intentionally left his laptop in a phone booth to be found.
I can't help but wonder if these storms haven't been geo engineered to distract from all the happenings with pizzagate.
sitting here being comfy in TN
Rolling.
mosquitoes and wasps going away, no humidity, no tornadoes, sunshine, perfect 70 degrees, nice people, fuck Minneapolis.
MN is nice
Shit this is too much happenings
Who knows, who cares. If I didn't turn on my tv or come to Sup Forums I wouldn't even know anything crazy was happening. I choose to make myself anxious so I can impress people that don't care about me.
Montreal.
Going to Warsaw next month.
Grandma has 4-5 girls on shortlist for dates.
Turning off Sup Forums and the TV and going outside would be the best for both of us. It would make us realize this entire board is filled to the brim with paranoid idiots, as is the news.
wow those digits
bertty ged
checked.
CO here nice view from the mountains on the rest of the country burning
>>tfw live in a state where none of this crap happens
>tfw live in a country where none of that happens.
Well we did get an Earthquake in 2011 but apart from that, barely anything happens here.
Its the perfect place to be if SHTF.
Everyone is talking about what's happening in America, which is barely costing any lives. Meanwhile There are floods in India and Bangladesh that are killing thousands of people as we speak and no news agency is talking about it.
Makes you think
>it's fucking boring
That's why we have vidya and animu, user
Comfy AF senpai.
The populated part isn't very large.
>Swede infested Mid-North West
>thinks those refugees aren't ISIS sleepers
>Americans think Australia is small
It is "small". It's livable space is less than 10% of the country.
PA here. Good place, nice and comfy in the hills and forests of North East US
Actually the livable space is around 25%, some say even higher.
>burgers talking about a country that isn't the USA
Always a laff
I am max comfy right now
What, next door to a bunch of rapist slavs who want to make the Estonian SSR look like a picnic? Won't be able to sing you way outta that one.
You don't know comfy until you know rural Australia.
get lost bozo
What? Angry I'm right and you're not as comfy?
Scared that they'll take the singing away again?
I myself, I have become comfy. Destroyer of nothing
do you also live in glorious alaska? we've only had shitty rain and mild wind that bearly counts as inconvenient at best. our niggers are tame, due to low population, and the beaners are out numbered by the hardworking gooks and natives. what a wonderfull place to be white, suck it lower 48.
Was scrolling through comments on twitter and came across this looks like even this normie mexican grill is noticing
Not really safe here as death squad and China, but I'll gladly die for Kek as he sees fit.
Shaliday.
lol I live in Oregon but I'm visiting Japan for 2 weeks. have fun fags.
>all ausanons post at once
Primorye checking in
Although Kimmy might get btfo in the future, nothing happens here.
No tropical storms
No niggers (yet)
very little migrants (for now)
only problem here is shit wages, prices rising and russians
>live 45 mins from MN
Life is gud