NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 8 AM EST >GFS Model Run 6 AM EST >Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 155 MPH >Pressure 925 mb >Latest Euro model still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
Continuining the publix shilling from last thread, does anyone here actually work at publix? How are you dealing with the new bullshit cutting of hours that has been going for months now to increase the upper management shekels and keep the stock bubble floating?
Jacob Cox
Cloud top temps definitely coming back down. ERC may be near completion.
Leo Ortiz
Good luck Floridians
Lincoln Barnes
publix only hires beautiful people so i doubt it
Mason White
DOWN THE MIDDLE
Andrew Diaz
>my friend who works there is always bitching about th hours
Mason Reed
If this post number ends with repeating figures then Miami will be hit with a Cat 5
Noah Martin
Any word on Turks and Caicos ?
Ayden Young
Even if it scraps it, it won't do as much as Hispaniola(Haite/DR) did to it. Cuba is flatter.
Kevin Sanchez
Rolling to ask Irma if florida can comfortably use her lap as a pillow
Cuba is mountainous you dipshit, it's going to fuck the Southern Fringe of the storm
Josiah Jackson
ORLANDO
Nolan Jones
wow ty nigger
Joshua Perez
>playlist gotta copy and paste that one
Julian Cooper
>Post the same image and get the same number
Kek is here, Florida is safe
Landon Powell
If I stay in New Smyrna Beach will I get a cute fish waifu?
Isaiah Sanders
Remember, all Irma threads are brought to you by Publix - where shopping is a pleasure.
>ATTENTION FLORIDA SHOPPERS many of our south Florida stores will close early today and tomorrow to allow our valued employees time to prepare and evacuate.
All the livestreams died a couple of hours before the eyewall hit. No communication since Going to be Barbuda 2.0
Jason Parker
i want to move out of this shitty state but im poor how do i get out without having to live in a homeless shelter and suck dick for food?
Hudson King
the mountains are all on the bottom of cuba and on the very western side. haiti's are more bunched up in the middle
Cameron Bell
THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS
Leo Ward
Wind speeds extremely exaggerated in that model.
Zachary Phillips
the latest GFS is a complete disaster run
Oliver Hill
The southern portion of it will definitely fuck up the windspeed on the back end which is a real problem for coherence.
Juan Roberts
Not as much as Hispaniola. Fuck you and your faggot GFS model. HWRF and HMON all day.
Christian Morgan
F
Ayden Perry
Sfl here. It's not happening you dumb cucks
Jason Rogers
It's possible, that water between Cuba and Bahamas is HOT...sun being up now should factor as well. And she only needs +2mph to be back at cat 5
Matthew Walker
right on top of me you big fat ho
Jonathan Brown
Requesting AHSG - where shopping is a pleasure edition!
Gabriel Morgan
;_; i hope they cure his death
Jaxson Green
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Adam Collins
Because hes to retard to notice its at 850 hPA height.
Luis Thomas
Barbuda is near total loss
Hunter Moore
I never got to go.
Nathan Morales
good luck dumb cuck
Gabriel Price
First of all, fuck all the faggots here that underplay the severity if a hurricane. Any Anons living in here in Florida, don't listen to the faggots saying that this won't be big. They have no idea what it is like going through one. I've lived here my whole life and had my house destroyed during Charley.
Brandon Green
>unironic publixposting
Samuel Cooper
Very concerning forecast for Miami
Nathaniel Baker
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Nolan Hernandez
Oh I already got a new job starting in the upcoming weeks, have fun with publix cucking you out of hours under some bullshit excuse like "muh 100% productivity" just so Todd's children can go to a more expensive college.
im betting itll be like matthew when i lost power for an hour
Brayden Carter
Who Lehigh Acres here?
Adrian Sanders
GFS has had a 890mb for 3-4 days now.
What gives?
Leo Bell
as a highly regarded gentleman from knoxville, what could I expect from this trajectory?
Zachary Reyes
Got a cousin near miami, said she couldnt evacuate cause she has noone to go. Hope you all stay safe anons
Zachary Williams
He saw a picture one time of Fidel Castro in the jungle and assumed he was at altitude.
Ian Cruz
I've prepared well with regular supplies and ran out of money for the liquid jew, Are there any anons willing to help a poorfag out?
Kevin Ortiz
With good reason, publix is really going to hell this year
kek im ugly as fuck and also there are literal deformed retards working as baggers on my store
Henry Cruz
65th for staying safe
Julian Campbell
models don't always handle intensity well. what is important is the overall trend and the overall trend has been a strengthening hurricane due to SST/lack of shear in Florida strait
Jeremiah Cox
ty. im in jacksonville but all my family's in melboune
Jayden Clark
Where are you and what do you need?
Gavin Lee
if she's cute, likes to party, and can make it to knoxville...I've got a place for her to stay
William Fisher
OH FUCK NIGGA HIT THE DECK.
Noah Jenkins
It just plowed through HAITI/DR which is way more mountainous.
What gives?
Owen Reyes
LATEST ECMWF
Jason Adams
wat a considerate user
Nicholas Collins
Uh-oh
Samuel Sanchez
If this is true and its the one scaring me most, 80MPH winds in Columbia but thats hard to believe.
Gavin Moore
I don't get it. Is the tap water cut off already? Can't you just buy one or two cheap big plastic drums/buckets and fill em up?
Jose Smith
But I am right in it's path and telling you it's nothing. Don't listen to the stupid happeningfags that think it's gonna become a super nuclear cyclone cause it touched some hot water. Don't live in a mobile home next time you cuck
Josiah Hernandez
LATEST GFS
Jason Sullivan
>clean out your checking account and burn all of it Same experience Ironically, the last two times i went were in September
Liam Campbell
gasoline? that must be it, nvm
Ryan Lee
GFS is a long distance forecast model, it has it's limits. I rather use and ensemble spaghetti model or the official NHC model predictions.
Benjamin Wright
Disney World could survive an actual nuclear war.
Adam Rodriguez
The gods must be crazy
Landon Reyes
>american tap water gross dude
Nolan Hernandez
It's gonna rain. Take an umbrella with you, faggot.
Liam Kelly
Cute but chubby
Connor Harris
>Remember to fill your bathtub with water for toilet use and bathing in case of utility loss. Pick up our bogo St. Ives body washes. >a NEET's fun, first wash in weeks during the hurricane!
Matthew Stewart
fuck rain does a number on my hair
David Russell
>pic related I'm just fucking around, user. Your home will be spared.
Kek -- I was referring to liquor
Angel Harris
They dont give you hours because over a certain amount (25 hrs iirc) they become required to provide health insurance for you, thanks obama. Literally every retail business ever does this shit. They hire a fuckload of expendable part timers rather than make a complete full timer staff because its cheaper to not give health insurance.
This wasnt a think until obama said all full time employees must be given insurance by their employer. So no fucking wonder employers stopped promoting people to full time.
Gavin Bailey
That's Lee, been known for a bit now. Should be able to fully develop without cool waters from Irma/Jose fucking it up.
That said, where it goes and if it develops depends on other systems and 21 day forecasting is shit.,
Robert Cooper
That spares Miami. Tampa fucked?
Jordan Ortiz
Bizarre radar anomaly 2 days before Harvey landfall indicates mass weather modification took place...
that's old you nigger...its from 00z....the 06z is running and trending way west, much more similar to the euro now
David Bailey
florida has good tap water in most areas. probably because of all the springs
Juan Young
This is so amusing
Jonathan Fisher
>earthquake Probably caused by the pressure from Katia sitting over East Mexico for the last 2 weeks. Ring of Fire is caused by the Pacific ocean, pushing the land down AKA subduction.
> HURRICANES CAN CAUSE EARTHQUAKES
Jaxson Martin
we're 8 feet above the water table but nobody drinks it because it turns the frogs gay
Benjamin Nguyen
I live in st Pete, am I super fucked
Ian Young
>Eye passes almost directly over me >Miami doesn't get fucking leveled