/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Standing Your Ground Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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it's actually not happenings this is a pissweak hurricane don't get hype
>Hurricane Center Update 11 AM EST
>GFS Model Run 12 PM EST
>Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.

RUNDOWN
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>Windspeed 150 MPH
>Pressure 927 mb
>Latest Euro model still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>If you haven't left already, don't bother. It's better to face the hurricane in a shelter than to face it locked up in the roads.

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

>florida is getting fucked

>kim launchs the missiles to california

how do you react?

NO IT JUST SHIFTED MORE WEST
TAMPA BAY NOOOOOOOO

Older thread:
>140767414
>140767414
>140767414
Recycle this thread for later

Floridafags report in
>area code
>did you evac
>supplies
>plans

>813, /westchase/ here(freshman at USF)
>hell no
>lots of water, lots of alc, cards against humanity, generator for tv, hella movies downloaded
>hurricane party w/ closest friends, gonna be great

also the publix I work at is fucked; we aren't getting any more water so stop asking

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We're steering left, boys!

Wow thanks for using my GPS location without my permission OP.

make sure you don't run your generator indoors!

On a scale of 0 - Barbuda'd what is the likely damage to southern Florida?

>area code
727
>did you evac
No
>supplies
Month worth of food, plenty of water, generator, etc. Just getting comfy
>plans
Gonna hangout with some friends most likely
>plans

Its now a tug of war of prayers between west and east FL.

carbon monoxide headaches suck

daytona beach here havent really been paying this any mind but were gonna be good right?

>posting something on the internet
>getting offended when someone else reposts it

Seminole Indians about to get blown the fuck out.

solid 7

way more than what people who didnt evac would expect but not the total destruction 99% of the thread hopes for

>My area is slowly drifting farther and farther away from the cone of shit with each update
I'm sorry west-GA bros but it's either you or me.

Looks like yes. Stay away from the beaches this weekend as storm surge can still get ya

Come back after this hits limit
Head to
Our Bakers must have evaced, thanks op.

If it makes landfall as a Cat 5 expect near total destruction of everything that's not reenforced concrete.

Why don't people just drive to the West coast of Florida with a bit of high ground instead of getting stuck in crazy highway jams going North?

>407 Orlando
>Going to ride out the storm like every other in the past two decades
>No supplies besides 40 water bottles
>Fuck my wife on the back patio during peak

Because Floridians are the stupidest fuckers in the whole US

im in orlando

am i fucked?

No one knows exactly where the hurricane is going to turn North bound. The hurricane is wider than Florida by a significant amount so nothing is safe.

Carolinas win again.

Just make sure you're house doesn't get flooded. I have about 300 sandbags around my house has its on the bottom of a hill.

I don't give a frog's fat ass about Tampa, but I'll be sad to see the Keys go.

It's only going to be category 2 when it hits Orlando.

It's fucking nothing.

I might as well take my shutters down now.

t. Nassau

Depends. Can your cuckshed withstand 100mph winds?

OP here. Evac this thread for now, come back when
hits post limit.

it was built in 1960, the roof is flat for the most part, and is solid concrete. is that good enough?

You'll be fine.

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Only poorfags in wooden homes are going to get BTFO

I'm starting a Hurricane discord for Sup Forums, looking for mods and shit.

Use this Discord code to join
Vw2nkHN

>jewcord

Fuck off.

kill yourself

Just says stores aren't actually out of anything, they restock every single day

Go here We will come back here when bump is reached

it'll be all about brony shit and traps in less than a day.

All memes aside this thing is going to strengthen again before it hits. If you are still in Florida you better find a really strong building to stay in. If you can get out you need to go now.

YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

What's the word on St Marteen?

Read the French send a plt of guys from Guadaloupe and the Dutch have C130's en route

Fuck yes! Who here hoping for continued westward shifting to power back up in the gulf to cat 5 200+mph beast to finish what Katrina/Harvey started?

I knew shit was going to end up being a strong car 3 once reaches florida

I'm no expert on the subject, but from what I saw driving around after Ivan it was flat / tin roofs that got ripped off the houses

It's heading west now. I was tempted to roll up and head west/into central Florida but now it looks like I'm already in the safer location.

561, Jupiter. Still sitting here, was thinking about going to Orlando yesterday but the roads are fucked. Got a bunch of water and like a week's worth of junkfood. I plan to sit here and ride it out in a 35 year old wood frame house with wood shutters. Hoping to get lucky again, considering Matthew was predicted to land on our beach as a cat 5 hurricane, as long as that eye misses me I should be dandy.

It's like herding cats, 30 second difference in both ops posts. To prevent thread split always use oldest op first.
>yes I just called you a pussy.

Roll for Houston

I'm sorry, have you not met my firend Jose?
t. Irma

where in ivan

No one I know is leaving and we are all stocked up on stank booze and gasoline. you'll be fine.

people autistic enough to want to be mods and stay in the discord very long make the worst mods

I live in escambia and I drove throughout there and santa rosa

everything was fucked up after it hit

>561
>No
>Food, water, booze
>Ride it out

I have a big concrete house and strong shutters. I'm not too worried.

Why? So you can collect my IP address

Fuck off with your false flag

Who is the fine azz girl in your pic?

Friendly reminder that Pepe is a nickname for Jose in latin america

>It's actually not happening.

Fucking disappointment, Irma. Just like Matthew.

>561
>Nope
>Everything, literally everything
>Hurricane party with family and friends

Close to Vero Beach here. I'm probably gonna die in this hurricane, but I just want you guys to know that it's been an honor funposting with you. I don't have too many regrets, so I accept whatever fate that life hands to me at the moment, as long as it doesn't puss out and try half-handing me a fate.

It was gonna wreck Miami now it could just hit some irrelevant panhandle shithole

>westchase
is it still full of wiggers loitering outside starbucks and selling pills?

my friend is living in delray, is he fucked?

he's already dead

My parents beachhouse is going to get fucked. Last year they had to repare the third story roof and now this. FML

Do they not have insurance?

That's why beach houses are for rich people.

>where
Martin county
>evac
see that's how you know someone is a shitty transplant.
parked my ass right here on the east coast, people flooded north/west because MUH SPAGHETTI CHARTS, now guess where it's going? :)
fuck off back to new jersey

Jesus i might really have to leave fuck

whoops
for

Yeah they do. But it still cost money. Last year I didnt get to go to a football game I wanted to go to because they had to use money to repair the roof

If you do, leave before the evacuation otherwise you'll get fucked by traffic.

>THIS is the way the storm is going to go!
says increasingly nervous "scientist" for 800th time

Manatee county here, how fucked am I?

my fucking beach house in ft myers is gonna get fucked if this storm turns more to the west.

why wont god let the storm turn east and wipe out that shit hole of miami

561 here too, shit really shouldn't be that awful here. I was pretty damn scared earlier since I'm in an older wood frame home but shit looks better with each update.

Delray is eastern US, so if it lands on the west he should be fine.

evacuation order was issued at 6 am today

>954/Hollywood
>Naw
>Everything
>sweat it out with some boardgames and booze
Any 954 bros that havent got water the Kmart at Oakwood has rows of pallets over there.

Jose is almost as strong as Irma now

Im taking the outside bet that it slides underneath Florida and hits Houston again with no lube.

Educated guesses on her strength when she makes landfall?

going to fort lauderdale tomorrow currently in miami beach no one is here alot of people have left everything is boarded up looks like a ghost town. pretty comfy without the jews and spics

houston would be wiped off the map if it did that

>One hurricane happens
>Substantive proof of global warming
Why are Liberals so dumb? How did they get so dumb?

Naples-ish at cat 4

My parents thought evacuating to Seminole on the west coast was the smarter idea. Decided to stay myself this morning and it's looking like the better decision.

321, Palm Bay
No
Food, water, the usual; can't board or shutter on my second floor apartment though.
Shitpostan

They were just the kids who were most thoroughly indoctrinated by the public school system

90% of Florida will see 100mph winds,

WIND MAP SAYS IT'S HEADING FOR THE GOLF

NO NOT THE GOLF

239
Got supplies
Didn't evac
Sliding glass doors m8.
No wood, some user said bonita (thanks senpai)
May be fucked.

727, no water, no food, no shits to give.
TAKE ME NOW LORD

NOOOOOOOO
NOT THE GOLF

4u

Is this legit?

Bjs in ft myers has a tonne.

561
No supplies
Didn't evac
Hurricane shutters but too lazy to put them up

Goodbye lads