NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ it's actually not happenings this is a pissweak hurricane don't get hype >Hurricane Center Update 11 AM EST >GFS Model Run 12 PM EST >Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 150 MPH >Pressure 927 mb >Latest Euro model still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you haven't left already, don't bother. It's better to face the hurricane in a shelter than to face it locked up in the roads.
STOP MAKING THREADS U CUNT. THERE ARE LIKE 4 right NOW
Jaxson Thomas
> Los Angeles will be hit by a Hurricane on the 23rd
> Forms at the bottom of Mexico on the 13th and is travelling up to Los Angeles
> Will be a Cat 5 when it arrives on the 23rd!
> This is not a drill!
Thomas Allen
Hola! Quiero dos come tacos maniana?
Thomas Young
Hmm
Owen Walker
Hmm
Cooper Morgan
This is such good THREAD
Henry Watson
Pacific water too gold for Cat 5 near LA
Jason Kelly
very VERY good thread
Bentley Phillips
Nice bots user
Adam Young
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Aaron Gray
thread is baking
Wyatt Adams
thread is cooking
Julian Lewis
Hmm
Levi Martinez
Hmm
Robert Jones
Are we baking the thread?
Alexander Green
Soon. I have to stock up on pop corn.
Grayson Russell
>ITT: bot playground
Noah Rodriguez
Predictions:
>Irma downgrades to a 3 when it makes direct landfall with Florida's main south coast >Skirts up the entire state for 24 hours >Weakens to a 2 or 1 before reaching central Florida >Is nothing but a tropical storm upon reaching north Florida >RIP Irma >Jose shows up a few days later and kills everyone
Alexander King
nah, Irma will go CAT 5 easy.
Tyler Foster
Would Irma hurry up and wipe out Florida already?
Jayden Campbell
Keep it bumped.
Elijah Richardson
It's too big. Florida is flat. All that water will drown people.
Lincoln Cook
Jose looks like it might go to the Carolinas. Hope I'm safe
Dutch military commander: St. Martin is a ghost-island. The situation is very grim. People dont know what to do or where to go. Oh yeah and the niggers are still plundering.
Check video for some good images of how the situation is and ofcourse plundering fucking niggers. I fucking hate these niggers...
Evan Gonzalez
Just wait.
Hunter Clark
HOW FUCKED IS SARASOTA? please tell me
Jackson Barnes
have we started the fire prasie forecastermax
Landon Green
Praise forecastmax
Ayden Jenkins
Why not check the news instead of asking autists on Sup Forums ?
Nolan Baker
White sandy beaches. Like sugar. What could possibly happen to such a nice place?
Cooper Sanchez
Predictions are that tropical storm Lee will become a big hurricane...
Anthony Ortiz
who here (((mandatory evac)))
Jacob Smith
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HURRICANE MORTY !!!
Isaiah White
Is orlando going to be alright?
Charles Johnson
Atleast no one is stupid enough to try to sail their cargo ship through this one.
RIP El Faro
Mason Moore
Because he's probably 15 posting on his phone while his teacher has his back turned.
He's after (you)s
Ryan Miller
>there are landlocked retards in these threads trying to tell FL anons how they should feel/react to a hurricane.
Well I sympathise just yesterday I considered putton on my little heater to warm my feet but then I didn't because summer would feel officially over
Justin Perez
BREAKING NEWS
TAMPA EVACUATION OF ZONE A IN EFFECT
Thomas Davis
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Thomas Richardson
i find it hilarious how news reporters are secretly happening bros
you can hear them say things like " dont be doubtful this storm could easily get back to a category 5"
like they encourage it to happen
Jacob Parker
>Check Northern New Jersey weather forecast > See this
1000 miles away and can't go to the beach.
John Gray
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Ethan Watson
how fast can the boats dispatched from the netherlands get there? 3-4 days?
saw a video earlier taken by helicopter and the airport looked wrecked but still looks C130 capable, at least to get people and equipment on the ground
>North Florida stream is ready to go >wheres my floridafags >you planning on streaming?
Blake Watson
Irma & Jose
Kevin Kelly
>bright idea to mandatory evac 24 hours out from storm
Florida politics at work
James White
She's gonna be a cat 5
David Richardson
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Jack Fisher
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David Mitchell
Reposting this here.
To any fags in this cunt's path, do the following- Take as much water and fill your fridge with as much of it as possible, in containers. Put as much ice(and water that will turn to ice obviously) as you can in your freezer. Pack em like a cooler. The idea is to put as much liquid and solid as possible that, while your fridge is still running will have the heat energy sucked out of it. You can also use frozen water by melting it, duh.
The more you can pack in, the colder your fridder-frader will stay if the power goes out. As it takes a lot more heat energy to rewarm the stuff inside if it's liquid or better yet, solid. Be careful to vent any containers with water if you put them in the freezer due to expansion. A small hole in the top of a milk jug for example.
Questionable water can be made sterile to drink using plain old bleach. A small amount, say about 1/4 - 1/5 a soda bottle cap in volume can be added to about a gallon of H2O(technically, 1ml or 1cc of 6% sodium hypochlorite solution aka bleach to 4 liters of water). Shake and allow the container to sit open for about an hour, and you won't get the shits.
Also, make sure all electrics are on surge protectors. Transformers WILL blow, and these can send hard surges through the lines, even with modern protectors on the grid. Never assume the power company has your ass covered.
Finally, want sand bags? Live in Florida? You're in luck! Small trash bags make great ghetto sand bags if you're willing to shovel grit for an hour of so.
Let's show the US why you DON'T FUCK WITH FLORIDA MAN.
Hunter Green
You faggots better livestream on periscope!!!!!
Mason Davis
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Jace Murphy
LMAO that looks so fake
Jose Hughes
Ì would love to blow a thick yellow cottage cheese load on ann coulters face. I think it's the eyes
Nathan Martin
this 2bh
Oliver Williams
you leaving your bins out to sacrifice for Irma?
Eli Young
why doesnt it move? Arent the winds like 200 mph?
Daniel Gonzalez
>people keep expecting irma to die out >she doesn't >she sits on florida and becomes the 'red eye' of earth permanently
Adam Taylor
239 beachposting
Christian Martinez
>Floridafags are flooding your state >They're bringing their destructive hurricane gf with them Floridians leave GA
Alexander Morales
>western trend continues >this meme I made three days ago is become more and more likely
Logan White
That's close to me. It's been crazy here
Jayden Thompson
my location in sarasota doesnt even have a 'zone'.
Oliver Long
i only see voluntary evac.
Levi Nguyen
When this baby hits that warm water soon you are going to see some serious shit. Expect this bitch to be around 165 with 190+ gusts.
Alexander Wright
fuckin this.
riding out a hurricane is so fun, it's what i live for. it's like mini survival happenings. i love riding around looking at the damage and ghost town afterwards too, very eerie.
Lucas Adams
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Owen Howard
Because ISS flies faster and most of the videos of the storm are timelapses
Henry Wood
global rule #13
Gavin Wilson
To be this closes to landfall and asking this question means you REALLY are a clueless moron.
The storm is wider than Florida!
People started hurricane evacuations days ago.
Josiah Moore
Posted this when the last thread ended, putting it here:
Pic related, what should I expect?
Valdosta to Naylor is 15 miles.
Asher Garcia
wouldn't be surprised if cat 5 again. she won't lose that much strength
Liam Hughes
>being prepared >no supplys or prep but you can stream you getting killed guess what i picked user
Matthew Hall
Humanity would erect wind dampening tower arrays to end the storm if it looked like it wouldn't end naturally.
Alexander Rivera
I'll be pissed if I miss the new South Park. Last season was a mess but they're going back to standalone episodes this year.
Nolan Kelly
no they wouldnt they would ditch florida
Oliver Morgan
Any weatherfags here?
Curious about a merge.
Austin Campbell
Good news is you'll be sitting on a floatie watching it in your room, win win
Jose Perry
>Going to make landfall at night so you can't see shit >Going to be like 3am where I am so I can't watch it
Fug.
Hudson Stewart
Is it hitting Cuba?
Christopher Cruz
>no pirates/gasparilla >shit pic
Chase Jones
Some people just don't give a fuck.
Anthony Nelson
>be me >live in st lucie county >european model slightly shifts west >my county is on the border of hurricane warning and hurricane watch >family doesn't want to evac anymore
Ryan Reed
if only. Jose is going to make a massive hook north east sadly probably just floating out in sea after the islands
Ayden Cruz
Permanent storms do not stay stationary. It would continually circle the globe if the Earth were spherical.
Adrian Howard
that video is incredible.. made me dizzy
Adam Carter
Beaches are amazing the day or two before a 'cane
Chase Hill
I have friends in thr Fort Myers/Cape Coral area. Are they gonna be fine?
Liam Lopez
I meant if we're still out of power by Wednesday night.
