NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ it's actually not happenings this is a pissweak hurricane don't get hype >Hurricane Center Update 11 AM EST >GFS Model Run 12 PM EST >Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 150 MPH >Pressure 927 mb >Latest Euro model still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you haven't left already, don't bother. It's better to face the hurricane in a shelter than to face it locked up in the roads.
Who else in central FLA up-to-code comfy? New house, propane permanent generator, lots of booze
Jayden Taylor
i want to fuck this hurricane
captcha: thicketty
Evan Ward
Palm Beach County reporting.
Parker Russell
When would this area get hit?
Thomas Peterson
2PM CAT 5 >2PM CAT 5
Matthew Wilson
Same... You ready to go?
Liam Ross
Spend more time on Sup Forums and you'll get there.
Sebastian King
Miami here. Rate my ping pong table shutter
Oliver White
reported for advertising discord
Nolan Jenkins
Nope just regular old Florida weather
Luke Hernandez
>tfw live in tampa
>tfw live in apartments so can't even cover the windows
Jayden Martinez
THIS FALL I'M TAKING MY TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH
Ryan Martinez
ah-bloo-bloo
David Martinez
holy shit fuck off kid Tampa is fine
Juan Baker
Yup, just chilling now. You?
Anthony Price
PBC too Things got a little better for us with the hurricane shifting west
Ryder James
We need moar OC.
Cooper Murphy
8/10 coverage. Fits horizontally like a glove though.
Nolan Jenkins
You got btfo, better report /esp/ too you cuck.
Oliver Collins
>OP's pic LOL I GET IT BECAUSE NIGGERS LOVE FAT BITCHES
Adam Ramirez
So where's the eye landing? Miami or the keys?
Nicholas Morris
>oh shit nigger, what the fuck are you doing? it's better than nothing, i suppose
Tyler Long
Tampa won't exist after this
Evan Moore
The waves are heading out from land into the sea o_o
Liam Murphy
WTF JOSE
Joseph Johnson
>babbys first and last hurricane
Hunter Perez
I prepared for 100+ mph winds, and now look at this weak shit.
Ryan Gomez
Thats mine Don't worry, I'm working on a new one
Hunter Clark
also daily reminder
let me remind them
Jayden Bailey
yeah ok fuck off
Nolan Brown
>/ss/ with shed-kun
Muh dick
Easton Smith
Where is it heading?
Christopher Cox
>I'm definitely taking a jab at stupid masses who can't function on their own here.
There are people who have lived here THIER ENTIRE FUCKING LIVES and don't know what to do. They have no idea how to prepare for a hurricane or have themselves/their homes ready. It's mind boggling how someone can live in Miami and not have a solid plan for hurricanes. On Sunday not a SINGLE person was buying hurricane prep supplies at the Home Depot I was at. They were already telling us it was bad times ahead on Sunday. It wasn't until Monday Night/Tuesday that people were taking it serious because that's when we had the state of emergency declared. Fucking ridiculous. People are fucking sheep with absolutely no conception of the world around them and need to be told things are bad before they do anything. They will list about like fucking zombies until they here "ur fuken ded m8" then panic, which makes everything much worse.
Liam White
Good man, discuck kills threads and its botnet plus all out leftie apologist
Isaiah Wright
Just hanging out, having a cold one. All that's left to do is put the remaining few shutter on my back sliding glass doors.
Christian Young
Hey this thread already has 35 replies. It's about time for you to make a new thread.
Connor Lee
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Benjamin Jones
Nigger you ded
Ian Carter
where do I find this shit
Leo Hall
North
It's Sandy 2.0
Colton Lee
I hope all you burgers, gonna get roasted . God is a liberal and he punishes you for electing Trump.
Kayden Lee
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Matthew Stewart
Wab is duh wibnd lol xD
Jordan Perez
Lies Irma's gonna make a massive shift and hit those smug cunts in the Carolinas
Justin Garcia
Would you believe me if i said Barbuda?
Matthew Diaz
here you can see the serpant going after virgos baby
Joshua Baker
windy.com
Isaac Mitchell
You could be retarded.
Aiden Long
>has pegs for like 10 shutters >only has 3 ????
Noah Williams
>People make their houses out of wood
Jack Thompson
Same actually, I overnighted a bunch of 1/4 -20 wingnuts to finish off my shutters. Gonna start sipping some makers mark in an hour or so.
Christopher Young
>People make their houses out of wood
Ian Allen
oh no a meme island of 1700 people got wrecked
Jonathan Scott
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Cooper Cook
thanks user
Carter Jackson
Windy.com
My shit is pathetic as well. It seems they have a lot lower windspeeds than other ones, though. They had a little popup explaining why.
Aaron Russell
Lmao 150mph still isn't strong enough wind to lift a burgerboi off his feet, they'll be ok.
Jaxson King
HAPPENINGFAGS GIVE IT A FUCKING REST. THIS IS LITERALLY JUST LIGHT RAIN. SAGE.
Michael Evans
says the 3rd world country citizen of the western hemisphere . KEK will make it HAPPEN.
Angel Myers
What did it look like after the storm?
Anthony Sanders
>people needing to buy bottled water to survive
Leo Bell
Hurricanes are maximum comfy... Cheers, wpbro and stay safe
Andrew Ramirez
that cunt is drawn so badly it hurts
Asher Kelly
dumb weeb
Isaac Clark
Sup Forums BTFO
Gavin Nguyen
Windy always so that. Same with Harvey.
Jack Barnes
ya this Hurricane is pretty much a joke now for Florida.
Brayden Sanchez
OI M8 PIP PIP CHEERIO AI AM THE HURRYCAYNE EXPAHT JUST LOIGHT RAIN M8
Jacob Mitchell
Yeah, I thought so.
Jeremiah Harris
also fluidly reminder
Eli Ortiz
I've been on the road for 12 hours, evacuated on Interstate 95 from Miami, currently near Savannah, Georgia.
I know the retard Governor issued some evacuations prematurely, but I should be fine if I set up camp here, right?
Sebastian White
BACK UP TO 155 MPH!!!!!!
Hudson Garcia
Oh shit were you that user who ordered a bunch of wingnuts from Amazon next-day, praying for them to get there? Glad shit worked out, that was one hell of a gamble.
2. Pay attention to the first number in the top-right of the screen
3. When it turns RED, then you make a new thread.
4. Prebaking does nothing other than kill some other thread on Sup Forums quicker. So just watch the reply count.
Nathaniel Jones
>stupid finn doesnt understand how anything works
Brody Baker
This will be around 100 mph Cat2
Adrian Reed
We basically rotate a set of shutters around the entire family whenever theres gonna be an insurance checkup
Adam Sanchez
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Charles Lewis
Are you a nigger?
Carson Diaz
The name of that movie stinks
Aaron Campbell
>
Donde andas?
Also, Which one of you nerds did this?
Dylan Wilson
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Zachary Reyes
Yea I went with a slight variation, I had family from out of state buy them and overnight them. Wasted half a tank of gas yesterday looking for them haha.
Noah Perry
Yes I am sure the 0.1 °C increase over the next 100 years has created this hurricane.
Evan Carter
oh baby
Grayson Bell
White trash confirmed
Zachary Stewart
Ask Trump how he will MAGA starting with your the pile of wood that is your house.
You can't build walls to keep out dem hurricanes ahahahaha
Nathaniel Martin
>Thundering and raining outside
Uhh, what the fuck guys. It said it wouldn't be here until Sunday/Monday???
Chase Richardson
Anyone got the updated spaghetti?
Levi Miller
Pressure down
About to go over 89 DEGREE WATER FOR 24 HRS
ITS HAPPENING
Ayden Martin
you got about 12 hours before the storm makes landfall in the southern tip of florida that means you got about one day before it gets bad in georgia
