NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 5 AM EST >GFS Model Run 6 PM EST >Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 155 MPH >Pressure 925 mb >Latest Euro model still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
>Cat 4 Literally N O T H I N G, this shit is breezy day-tier
Gavin Myers
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Brayden Barnes
Fake and gay
Noah Harris
We fucking did it
Brandon Perry
OH SHIT IRMA JUST JOGGED NNW
WTF
MODELS GONNA SHIFT WEST AGAIN
OH SHIT IRMA JUST JOGGED NNW
WTF
MODELS GONNA SHIFT WEST AGAIN
Christian Campbell
post most recent spaghetti model
William Fisher
Chaos in French Saint-Martin. Looting everywhere, gunshot, police station have been looted, dozen of armed gangster riding scooter for looting. It's the level of Katrina looting but all over an little island.
Gavin Bailey
A laughing PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evan Collins
Wait, it's not even a cat 5 anymore? What the fuck? This isn't what you promised me, Sup Forums.
Asher Russell
Que tampa???
Christopher Williams
Roll for destruction of Miami
Gabriel Rodriguez
Post yfw it turns into a Cat 3 on landfall.
Xavier Thomas
Stay safe Floridabros
Dylan Myers
Irma will make landfall in Houston Texas mark my words
Isaac Russell
Any archived proofs? I've always heard France side was the highest tier
Joseph Wright
SHOWER YOU IN COCONUT CREAM PIE
Justin Jackson
Daily reminder that Irma is fake news engineered by (((MSM))) in order to fearmonger conservatives and distract them from actual news. This is a slide thread.
If you live in Florida, you should stay where you are. (((They))) want you to spend all that money evacuating.
Ian Miller
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William Williams
>2 days ago everyone east went west for safe ground
Evan Wright
Cat 4 lmao
Robert Taylor
D-did we meme Irma into the gulf?
Leo Torres
Fuck off, faggot
Luke White
>same number i wont go out side in the hurricane >tips ill go outside with no pants
Christopher Russell
roll 4 u again
Landon Lopez
What happened to a cat 5 storm slamming into Miami directly?
Logan Richardson
welcome to mudda nature
Hudson Perry
Nope, my integers say otherwise
Joseph Adams
If it's not at least a Category 6 then it's literally nothing!
SAGE nothingburger threads!
Christian Rivera
so it's gonna be run-of-the-mill, forget about it in a year thing?
it was supposed to be a catastrophe. Thank God it's withering away.
All of you wishing for a Deluge are sick
Brayden Roberts
Hurricane Katrina was a cat 3 hurricane when it made landfall in New Orleans
Gavin Gonzalez
Just got my last tendies sub
Jack Wright
This >how many hurricanes has florida had & nothing major happened really makes you think
Aaron Evans
Libtard spotted. $0.02 has been deposited in your account, shill.
Sebastian Butler
>tfw your street floods when it rains for like 20 minutes
irma chan pls leave me alone
Isaac Butler
Well, my friends flight to Orlando was canceled. Guess he's gonna have to post pone his disney vacation now.
He's the real victim here.
Oliver Ortiz
>happenings >Sup Forums being right about them Pick one
Nathaniel Perez
I've seen this video before but never noticed the grip strength it would take to counteract the torque of that flag pulling.
Lincoln Baker
roll
Cooper Hall
This simple trick triggers Floridians
Jason Turner
of course it did. >he thought disney would get hit kek
Xavier Collins
omg thats horrible i'm sorry for your loss :((((((
Ethan Jones
It was a cat 4 when the eye went over my house and got BTFO by my invincible defensive abilities.
Luke Miller
More like a HuRICKane hmmm?
Luis Murphy
>FL >Tempered in the fires of hurricanes yearly
>New Orleans. >A mud hole that exists at the mercy of some dikes.
Bit of a difference there.
Jeremiah Gray
>10% handling fee at checkout The fuck kinda store is this?
Ayden Collins
I'm seriously wishing it comes to my state. As a dead 'cane of course
Dominic Edwards
FUCK IRMA TURNING NORTH
ITS GOING OUT TO SEA
NOT GOING TO HIT ANNTHANG
FUCK IRMA TURNING NORTH
ITS GOING OUT TO SEA
NOT GOING TO HIT ANNTHANG
Dylan Mitchell
Time to die
Christopher Long
Roll for Irma to shift east, praise kek!!!
For big p and flock of seagulls.
David Adams
learn how to post you autistic faggot
Matthew Martin
Post yfw Irma swings into the Gulf, powers back up to Cat 5 and slams into Houston
Jaxson Morales
Time to adapt the Cubanian emergency concept. They are the best prepared, they will recover sooner than all other countries.
Nolan Kelly
Reroll for Irma to BTFO all of Florida!
Evan Walker
Roll for Irma to shift east, praise kek!!!
For big p and flock of seagulls.
Dominic Long
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Liam Cooper
GODSPEED
Brayden Hall
>You can't nuke a hurricane to change the wind speed or air pressure
Why can't you nuke above the hurricane to short-circuit the heat engine?
>Upper atmosphere is cool >Water is warm >Hurricane feeds on sucking heat up from the ocean like a circuit going from positive to negative
A massive nuclear fireball directly above it would heat the air immediately above it to several million degrees and send it spinning in the other direction.
Landon Cruz
i have no supplys in evac zone A in house made before andrew >iknow this already
Colton Morgan
If it goes into the Gulf Tampa is still fucked by storm surge right? Fuck you east coasters
Chase Hill
Miami is kill
Alexander Jones
727 reporting. I'm not scared of a little rain. Bring it on.
lol wtf kind of dirty-ass, nigger-tier store is this?
Josiah Morales
>YOU PAY COST PLUS A 10% HANDLING FEE ADDED AT CHECKOUT I wonder who came up with that idea.
Andrew Howard
No undies too you fag
Kevin Collins
Anyone got a link to the damage at Barbuda?
I heard predictions for "total devastation", could use some photos or videos.
Isaac Flores
>10% handling fee o i'm laughing.
In my country, when a shop sells something they have to clearly advertise the price you gotta pay for it. Do burgers think it's pro free market to let resellers hide a shit load of taxes and hidden fees until the moment you have to pay?
Caleb Diaz
yeah. west coast FL gets fucked by storm surge because the water is shallow.
Jason Watson
Guys I'm in Miami and I'm not leaving. I'll be sure to post pics of the hurricane from my apartment. Looking back I should have left but too late now.
Jace Hall
>nuking a hurricane to change its direction Ok Edward Teller
William Gomez
Small local grocer they do their cost/overhead +10%. Their prices are pretty good for such a small store. Their produce has a lot of local grown things like okra, cucumbers very cheap. Amazing Cajun plate lunches. I shop there and another small store across the bayou. Walmart has desperately tried to put them out of business placing a Walmart neighborhood grocery right across the street.
Mason Cruz
Yea, nice extremely short sighted solution.
Grayson Miller
>water is shallow So what's the problem? How can something get fucked by a storm surge if there's not much water?
I think you meant land, user.
Thomas Cox
nobody cares about your shitty spaghetti-slurping shithole luigi
Henry Turner
Settle down faggot. Its just a wobble. Everythings still on track.
Mason Rivera
Keep me posted
Anthony Cruz
Nope, we're memeing it back into Miami
Anthony Reyes
it's easier to push water across flat land than if there's a huge dropoff
Julian Jones
bye miami
Thomas Brooks
North central Florida reporting in. I am ready. See you on the other side my dudes, it's been a hell of a ride.
Sebastian Murphy
That sounds great and all, but why can't they just bake the 10% surcharge into the price tags they put on stuff?
Justin Nguyen
PLEASE irma, kill everything in florida
Leo Morris
>a leaf can't recognise a countries flag no fucking surprise there
Adam Cook
If making fresh water is so easy, why does ((Nestle)) want fuck over us for our beautiful järvi's?
Henry Rodriguez
>all these Publix posts past few dasys
Only thing close I have to that is Wegmans...I want to experience Publix tendies sub
Luke Garcia
That makes more sense. You worded it weird in your first post.
Good thing I don't live in North Port or Port Charlotte anymore.
Henry Gomez
Will St. Augustine survive? That is the only place I liked in Florida.
Leo Morales
it is the 120th jubilee and the 6000th year since adam
Genesis 6:3 And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
1 day is as a thousand years and god rested the 7th day
Adrian Myers
Just curious but WHY DID THEY DUB IT NUCLEAR HURRICANE? Just curious, thanks in advance
Jordan Perry
Very nice pepe. Saved!
Ethan Lee
>Wegmans and Publix are tied for America's favorite grocery store
Oliver Ross
>Everyone gets one TV! >This nog takes two!!! Litterally two scoops nog!!!
James Reed
St. augustine is fine
Jayden Sanders
not buying the models taking this south
cat 5's have historically avoided cuba and check out the north movement on sat
Nolan Ramirez
>implying i bother to mouse over some shitty eurotrash shithole's tricolour abomination of a flag luigi please go, you have some refugees from the Mediterranean to house
