/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - CAT 5 FOR THE WIN EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

DISCORD
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discord
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NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane Center Update 5 AM EST
>GFS Model Run 6 PM EST
>Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.

RUNDOWN
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>Windspeed 155 MPH
>Pressure 925 mb
>Latest Euro model still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

thegatewaypundit.com/2017/09/isis-supporters-celebrate-hurricane-irma-may-allah-drown-enemies-islam/
archive.is/GGm6G
portnassauwebcam.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

NEW BREAD WHEN!?!?

In all seriousness tho the mods should just sticky it

Charleston here, got prepped for nothing. Fuck you Irma, I wanted rid of these carolina silverbacks!

Cool THREAD

First for Alabama landfall

What's it looking like for Charleston SC and Wilmington NC ?

use this one first

Is this the real thread or the (((real))) thread?

Here's some new Irma-chan to keep us going

she's going to go even further beyond. screen cap this, she'll be back at 185mph

does anyone know if Jeff is gonna chase Irma like he did Harvey?

Recycle

>Publix Poetry
>by user

OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME
TIME TO GET IN PUBLIX LINE
FOR MY SPECIAL SANDWICH TREAT
MADE WITH THE FINEST BOAR’S HEAD MEAT

GOOD BOYS DESERVE NOTHING LESS
THAN FRESH SUBSIES FROM PUBLIX

NORMIES, SADLY, DO NOT GET
QUALITY SUBS, ONLY REGRET
THEY HAVE TO BUY NORMAL MEAT
DRY AND YUCKY, AND NOT CHEAP!

they all faggots now.
all dem OP faggots.

Can hurricane general stick with one OP? Find out at bump limit.

I'll trade you this Irma for yours

we are here:

>ISIS Supporters Celebrate Hurricane Irma: “May Allah Drown the Enemies of Islam”

thegatewaypundit.com/2017/09/isis-supporters-celebrate-hurricane-irma-may-allah-drown-enemies-islam/
archive.is/GGm6G

Well, I guess I'm staying

Daily reminder that Irma is fake news engineered by (((MSM))) in order to fearmonger conservatives and make money from bottled water sales. This is a slide thread.

If you live in Florida, you should stay where you are. (((They))) want you to spend all that money and waste time evacuating.

>t. Irma

I live in Pensacola, I had water Prior to the Price Hike, I could just get my bike and Bike into Alabama and into Mississippi, and then bike into New Orleans.

Beautiful.

clearly not

On the internet, nobody knows you are a tornado!

>Euro model

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHAT EUROPE THINKS ONLY NOAA MATTERS

Roll for irmas eastward shift.

>Tfw in central florida and don't plan on doing anything

Fuck re roll

I just Realized. These Hurricanes are just hitting big cities.

Fuck you traffic.
Fuck you FL faggots.
This shit isn't even happening until Sunday you niggers.

Yuros are better at math and science than Amerisharts, I would trust their models over NOAA

Publix isn't as good as shills keep saying it is

>Expensive as fuck
>Has the same food shit Walmart does
>I've seen literal staff with down syndrome work there


I've been all over the US, and Publix isn't special. Florida has to pretend Publix is God-tier so they can pretend that Florida isn't just a nigger filled shithole

Euro model is by far more accurate than anything burgers can figure out. Burgers don't exactly have a grasp on climate science.

Publix used to be good but isn't anymore - now it just lives on hype. Everyone shops at WF/TJ's/Costco now.

We successfully smuggled a Costco cheesecake into the movies. hih HEEHEEHEEHEE! HTEH HTEH HTEH!

>Europe better at predicting hurricanes than FL


Eat shit euro trash, soon you shall all be blacked, and your math will be 1+1= Allah

Disgusting

HTEH HTEH HTEH!
HTEH HTEH HTEH!
HTEH HTEH HTEH!
HTEH HTEH HTEH!
HTEH HTEH HTEH!

>Hurricanes are water based and spawn in ocean
>Every tribe of people settles near a big body of water, for various obvious reasons
>Hurricane slam into big city built next to water

Rlly make u tink

butthurt floridian about to lose his trailer home detected

we've got high pressure butthurt systems flowing all over this thread

>Eat shit euro trash
That's for the bitter tears burgerbro. In reward we will continue letting you use out weather prediction services that you seem to require to survive these days.

Kek will smite us all this month.

>a post from previous thread
Checked and kekd. Florida confirmed getting a cleansing.

>blacked
your the ones stuck with the nigger problem, enjoy getting looted while you cry in your basement.

kys stormfag

>historic hurricane coming

>pol only can think "MUH DICK!"

fuck you

Some men just want to watch the world burn

Just because I flee to Idaho doesn't make me a cuck. I rigged my trailer to explode if the door opens

Did it happen?

They've been trying to destroy her with chemtrails

The Euro model was more accurate about Harvey, and it has been more accurate about every prior storm. You are literally talking out of your ass or out of fear if you're from Miami. Objectively the Euro model is just better since it has been accurate more often user.

>historic hurricane coming
>may be one of the last days of their life
>spends it whining like a bitch about lewds on the internet

Yeah, fuck me

>trailer
your probably safe anyway, even niggers won't find anything worth stealing.

>just because I retreat doesn't make me a cuck
yes it does

this

>stormfag
Funny joke user.

>dfw all my cracked ip cameras in the bahamas have went offline

2spooky

>>historic hurricane coming
And it is hitting the absolute worst part of America. That is why the mood is jubilant in these threads.

GUYS GUYS GUYS
HOLY SHIT
IS RHIS OUR HURRICANE?

#NOTALLHURRICANES

Lee and Maria are forming right now off the coast of Africa.

IT'S TURNING WEST BOYOS
TAKE YOUR BETS: NAWLINS OR HOUSTON

Why not both :D

Fucking nogs are sending more storms!

For a birthday it would be neat but just for two people watching a movie with a whole cheesecake is just degenerate.

hourly decadent fluidly earnest delightful reminder

HTEH HTEH HTEH!
HTEH HTEH HTEH!
HTEH HTEH HTEH!
HTEH HTEH HTEH!
HTEH HTEH HTEH!

> waters around florida are 30°+

THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST

c-checked

Getting windy in Port Nassau

> portnassauwebcam.com/

RUN NORMIES

GUACBARON ON FOX
Say people staying are "Going for the Darwin Award"

they aren't sending their best

Miami is about to suffer what we suffer through each blizzard tracking season

12km NAM has gone way East. Florida, you about to get

NAM'D
A
M
'
D

>The hurricanes are originating from The Gambia
This is Jammeh's revenge

>Florida
>Worse than California or Jew York City

Tampa.

HAHAHHAHAHAH

>NOT HITTING MIAMI
>GONNA BE "LUCKY" IF IT STAYS A CAT 3
>AUTISTS ON Sup Forums REEEEEEEE LOUDLY
you guys are so fucking dumb its hilarious.

literally fell for FAKE NEWS and reeeee'd for over a WEEK about this hurricane. and it literally is KEKING the shit out of you losers.

the irony is fucking hilarious.

>Amerisharts think the atmospheric sciences are a fake science
>except when they have uses like predicting if a hurricane will hit their shitty little trailer home
really makes you ponder

We got any recent measurement on wind-speed? Still Cat 4?

discord server got a thread again :(

i failed desu vult flag user

>They're still pretending it's going to make a northward turn
It's heading straight for Houston

...

Is Florida ded yet?

Roll for Maria attacks with Stingrays!

150mph
Cat5 is 157mph

Just shy of cat 5 last I heard. Big Q seems to be if it rubs Cuba and slows down or power up going North on the Jeff Plan.

GOD HATES THE ASTROS

Insecurity oozes from your post.

Why can't we name storms after roman names? Felix, Magnus, Cato, Alba etc

It's killed like 20 people, and that's in countries where people live in shacks.

It's a fucking baby at this point

go back to kikebook nigger

Wow. No longer /oursheriff/. What a cuck.

>Climate = weather

leaf intellectualism

I can hear his leaf jowls from here

INSECURE ABOUT WHAT? THAT YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY LARPING NOTHING?

LOSERS

What the fuck does the leaf have to be insecure about he's not in the hurricane path.