I wish I was Chinese!! 5000 years of glorious culture and history...

I wish I was Chinese!! 5000 years of glorious culture and history. Most powerful country in the world for 95% of world history. Currently on way to become the world superpower. No niggers and spics. Muslims kept on a leash. Best food. Beautiful women. Greatest culture.

Damn I want to be reborn as a Chinese!!!

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que all the anons spamming knife fights, car crashes, boiled dogs, and air pollution so thick you can see it.

Also Shanghai is the best city in the world. NYC is shitty.

China has 1 billion plus ppl. Those webm are cherrypicking.

China is a big ass place and inequality there is ridiculous even by Russian standards. Villages and cities where the majority of population consists of recently relocated villagers are fucking disgusting but regional centers are alright. There are about half a billion chinks who live better than your average Eastern Yuro.

The air pollution in China is so thicc you can jerk off to it.

LOL. China is shithole. Nothing more than cheap slave labor for smart masters.

>5000 years of glorious history
Yes, for all the nomads and savages who've conquered you ants
>Most powerful country in the world for 95% of world history
Funny, nobody remembers your dynasties or the name you've given your country over the years
>Currently on way to become the world superpower
Or balkanize, it depends on the interpretation, I guess
>No niggers or spics
Chinese are worst than spics and nigs because if you think they're actually civilized for a second they'll eat you/rob you/rape you/all of the previous answers
>Muslims kept on aleash
Kek, so is their own people
>Best food
You've never had meat pies
>Beautiful women
Concerning asian women I prefer japanese, paler skin, bigger eyes, overall more approaching of caucasian aesthetics
>Greatest culture
The heirs of what their emissaries called "Da Qin" say hi, you fucking chinaboo

Hey Chang, your women will make sure that there will be a good supply of white men to fuck
m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLGpOBV764

How hard is Mandarin?

Sup Chang, how's the weather in Vancouver this time of year?

the only country on earth willing to poison it's land, water, air and inhabitants by mining and smelting rare earth metals
everyone say thank you to the thousands upon thousands of dead chinese that allowed you to shitpost via a pocket computer

Something like 10% of china's cooking oil is gutter oil. I don't think cherry picking is the issue.

Laughed while saying it, does it still counts?

>5000 years of glorious culture and history
HAHAHAHA
they barely have 3000
also
>hite supremacist flag
this is a leaf

Dicklet detected

Without taking sides the Roman empire was vastly inferior to contemporary China and was also the wrecker of European identities of the time.

of course!

I want to be a slave to Chinese dominatrix and drink her spit as a I am a sissy boy

>5000 years of glorious culture and history

>China

No.

I agree, China is a great country!

>reborn as a Chinese
>sent by the king to build a wall among other gajillion peasants
>die of starvation and exhastion

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Contemporary China is more united than the Roman Empire ever was but Roman ideals threw the world into a golden age while China stagnated, and time caught up to them in the form of Japan and the Communist Revolution, which left it to be quite the shithole.

W-why don't they kill the dog?

jesus sergei, they're fucking chinks , they have no souls nor hearts. they are drones.

Yes but there must be a practical reason. I mean, it's much less convenient this way because the dog is trying to escape.

M-muh Chinese empire!!

>5000 years of glorious culture

>Roman ideals threw the world into a golden age

i guess its because of an old myth, they boil it alive because it will supposedly taste better.

you dont wish you were chinese lol

It's based on Chinese medicine.

Here's another example of Chinese medicine:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_traditional_Chinese_medicines#Human_penis

A filthy polluted shit hoe filled with mindless, soulless, brainless chinks.

Shitty looking art, shit looking architecture, shit food, no freedom to decide what you want to do with your life.

I guess that last one is what you need as you sound like some hurrr durrr idk wtf I want to do ass hat kid who needs someone to put him in a direction.
Like some dumb shit donkey.

webm related.
This is their mentality.

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>judeo-christian
article discarded, was clearly written by an autistic american

Oh, it's you again. Hi.

I don't know who "you" is but there are so many factual and historical inaccuracies in the garbage you post that it reads like either wewuzing or western hmong inferiority complex...

>Says the frenchfag
Friendly reminder that you frenchfags (at least when you were monarchist, not faguette republicons) were the one that pushed the roman meme on the rest of the germanic tribes and made them civilized
After Europe, the rest of the world was civilized by you, the spaniards and the anglos
Roman ideals are real and well alive today because of your ancestors Jacques... or is it Ahmed?

Okay, chankoro.

ching chang chong

>China
>attractive women

You can only pick one friend

>5000 years of culture and history
5 millennia of killing neighbor Chinese for not being as cultured as your own government, finalized by a cultural revolution that abolished all memory of the old ways, even the system of writing.

>Most powerful country in the world for 95% of world history
2500 years of internal war, then crushed by invaders. Then the invaders were crushed by invaders, and the invaders were crushed by invaders, and the invaders were crushed by the Mongols, and the Mongols were crushed by an ambitious Chinaman, and then the whole thing sort of crumbled upon direct contact with advanced globally-trading civilizations.

>your minority bullshit
China is big. They have niggers, spics, mongrels and muslims, but they all have chinky eyes.

>Best food
Wealthiest Chinese eat European

>Beautiful women
Niggers are out of the equation, but have you seen the women of the world?

>Greatest culture
By what metric? All of the quantifiable cultural achievements have been dominated by early new age Europeans.

>superpower
China will soon be globally relevant for the first time in its history. Thank you, Mao, his party, and its latest president, President Xi.

Medieval France had nothing to do with the Romans and Charlemagne used the HRE as a form of validation of his authority on Europe.

>100 years of civil war, Kuomintang garbage administration and war with the Japanese fucked China hard
big woop

Greek has a longer written attestation. Mycenaean Greek in Linear B script predates Chinese pictograms by half a millennium.

Excluding the Century of Humiliation, China was so peaceful.

youtube.com/watch?v=L0tk5kicD7I

1.I never said China was peaceful
2.pretty sure I mentioned 100 years of civil war
3.are you imputing natural catastrophes to the big bad chankoros now ?

there is ~200 years separating Linear B and the Shang the oracle bone script, and they found ~6000 BC proto-script, look up the Jiahu and Banpo symbols.

>Medieval France had nothing to do with the Romans and Charlemagne used the HRE as a form of validation of his authority on Europe.
Implying:
>Using his position of favorite of the Pontifex Maximus was a bad thing to bring Europe back from centuries of chaos and petty rivalry
>Medieval France cannot into Renaissance afterward along with the rest of the European Great Powers
Try harder

>Concerning asian women I prefer japanese, paler skin, bigger eyes, overall more approaching of caucasian aesthetics

stop jerking off to JAV leaf

The Renaissance was actually a regression from the middle ages where a lot of classical medieval culture was destroyed in favor of reconstructed neo-roman artificial shite and it was the end of the traditional feudal order that established itself between the fall of rome and the onsets of Renaissance-style absolutism.
Furthermore I'd go as far as to say that the Renaissance caused the dark ages retrospectively by actively destroying old knowledge in favor of the new.

The absolute state of Sup Forums these days. Ever since Hillary Clinton named Sup Forums during the election this place has become a cesspit for the worlds scum.

>dark ages meme
wew.

>>Damn I want to be reborn as a Chinese!!!

Even as a Chinese girl

Interesting viewpoint. The Czech do have a controversial character in Father Konias, who burned any non-catholic-bible Czech book he could get his hands on.

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>5000 years
I distinctly remember about 10 centuries of steppe nigger rule breaking it up
>world super power
If America goes down, China goes down. Manpower is no substitute for Nuclear energy or global trade turnover.
Speaking of Manpower, most China's populace is uneducated and impoverished. Half their nation is a literal desert.
>no niggers and spics
Africans are migrating to China more than ever before, the only trade off is the Chinese are sending Chinese men to colonize Africa, I wonder who wins? Africans with more people and more dominant genes, or the Chinese with less people and less dominant genes?
>Muslims kept on leash
Till they reach critical mass. India is their real threat.
>best food
That's not Japan
>beautiful women
It's not Sweden
>greatest culture
There is no such thing as "Chinese Culture"
It differs tremendously from region to region, language, ethnicity, food, tradition, religion, legal mandates, are all different in each region. Communism is the glue holding China together at the point of a gun.

>China
Not a single mention of real China, Taiwan.

google what dark ages mean and then reread what I wrote

same thing happened all over, pretty sure the rate of book burning strangely accelerate with the onsets of the Renaissance

>Most powerful country in the world for 95% of world history
>we have enslaved more unarmed, weak, and uneducated peasants therefore we are powerful
>meanwhile Rome is subjugating the most brutal, intelligent, and fierce men to ever exist

Trips of Truth.

Except Taiwan. Taiwanese complain about the indoctrination and the backwards writing system

Jesus Christ

i don't need to. for someone who's focused on fact-checking the historical inaccuracies of other posts, you've used a shoehorned term that is utterly meaningless to describe a period of slowed information. no respectable historian refers to these periods as "the dark ages" anymore.

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burning books is only wrong because we cling to the past since we've traded away our future

Everything has it's shaded side

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This thread again but hiding behind a meme flag? Fuck off.

Time for Nanking part two.

You're ridiculous because you're literally admonishing me for agreeing with you before you even entered the conversation.
Moron.

>Damn I want to be reborn as a Chinese!!!
Kys then

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3000BC-500BC is poorly understood and the evidence points towards there not being a cohesive, identifiably "Chinese" civilization until after this period. The idea of China being an unbroken civilization from the Xia dynasty to the present is an epic meme pushed by the rulers of China to claim legitimacy on the basis of being inheritors of a quasi-religious imperial mandate extending backwards to "time immemorial"

How about I light your favorite college textbook on fire. Or toss a copy of the Jefferson Bible in a barrel of old tar

holy shit first time I see these pills
i'll take the whole folder, senpai

Has China ever one, like, ONE war against non-Chinese? I can't think of any.

Eh, the catholic Church barely """condemned""" the burning of renaissance arts and translated bibles, if I recall correctly.
Those facts do not compute with the loss of medieval knowledge in anyway, especially considering medieval knowledge were mostly essays on theology, architecture, engineering and ballistics, along with, but with less of, chemistry, medicine (especially in the Late Era) and natural observation, WHICH we are still using today.

*ever won

Speaking and listening, 20% harder than French. Reading and writing, 500% harder than French (assuming you're coming from a Latin script-using language)

fought the US to a stand-still in Korea

>mfw retarded frenchman roleplaying as a historian on Sup Forums uses le dark ages meme as a key point in his argument

read Ways that are Dark

>Best food. Beautiful women. Greatest culture.
this is what chicoms actually believe.

Proxy wars don't count, or else we'd consider that the German National Socialist Reich would have won at least one war before WWII

Same tho

Make China Fall Again

Source?

>beautiful women
/leftypol/ you've gone full fucking retard. Like even more than usual.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/china red pill/

中共还没什么土生的喷气发动机在他们的战斗机!真泄气 !

Roosevelt’s Betrayal

But China’s destruction came not only from communists. Fateful decisions resulted when Roosevelt met with Stalin at the Teheran Conference (late 1943) and Yalta Conference (February 1945). Stalin, though our ally against Germany during World War II, maintained a nonaggression pact with Japan. This suited Stalin, as he wished the Japanese to wear down China’s Nationalist forces.

At the Teheran and Yalta wartime conferences, however, Roosevelt asked Stalin if he would break his pact with Japan and enter the Far East war. Stalin agreed, but attached conditions. He demanded that America completely equip his Far Eastern Army for the expedition, with 3,000 tanks, 5,000 planes, plus all the other munitions, food, and fuel required for a 1,250,000-man army. Roosevelt accepted this demand, and 600 shiploads of Lend-Lease material were convoyed to the USSR for the venture. Stalin’s Far Eastern Army swiftly received more than twice the supplies we gave Chiang Kai-shek during four years as our ally.

thenewamerican.com/culture/history/item/4691-china-betrayed-into-communism

Because the church had an ambiguous role, the renaissance basically started when all traces of religious dissent were suppressed in Europe and at the same time due to the reformation attacking the feudal nature of the medieval era the Catholic church took position in favor of the old order in its annals.
Read where the expression "dark ages" come from.

Against Vietnam, Japan, Korea, northern nomads, muslims of various kinds, Nepal, even some conflicts with Russia, etc...

lol

Hu could torture doggos?
Soulless demons, doggos are white mans best friend.

>former empire
checked
>multi-ethnic
checked
>multi-cultural
checked
>cultural and wealth disparity between rural and urban areas
checked
>wealth more important than national glory
checked

They show signs of imperial attrition before they started expanding properly. China won't come far I suppose.

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You do realize that "Dark Ages" is an expression that means "cultural and technological stagnation", right? And you do realize that there was never, ever such a period in History except for the modern times, right?
I know because I'm a Quebecer and some leftists are pushing the same meme on one of our post-war political leader, while it is objectively false.

The french poster made that point.

Nice way to out yourself as a retard

>hint, you are less smart then you think you are

you can see the fucking smog from space

Dark ages literally was meant as the mess between 10th and 11th century in the annals of the catholic church and earlier by Petrarch to contrast Christian Rome with early Post Roman Europe, then the modernist tools carried on the meme into meaning
>europe was shite during the middle age viva la revolution