/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Jose Edition

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PASTEBIN
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DISCORD
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discord
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NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane Center Update 5 AM EST
>GFS Model Run 6 PM EST
>Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.

RUNDOWN
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>Windspeed 155 MPH
>Pressure 925 mb
>Storm appears to be shifting further west.

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
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pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

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What's wrong with you nigger

f for Miami

What's the worst realistic scenario for this hurricane? Like how much damage are we talking about?

very bad

Everyone lets pray for the safety of our fellow Floridians and hope that Irma dies in the ocean

big

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Are skyscrapers in Miami built to survive winds of 185+ mph

Haven't been online the past few hours, who's getting assraped by Irma now?

Did you guys just see that Jeff Periscope?
He was om the streets of south beach I think.
Could hardly hear him.
30 mph wind; 48 hours till landfall
W W E E W W fucking L L A A D
>30 mph wind with 48 hours till this cat5 hits
Holy fuck lads. Wish I could travel south and experience it.

terrible

god fucking damn it I really wanted jose to hit NY

Yes.

Thats too fucking bad.

Are cubans?

florida - complete destruction
georgia - dead atlanta niggers
sc - wind

>The Stacey megacane
>The virgin gust

Nope red States are getting punished

>georgia - dead atlanta niggers

hope not. that's were they film the marvel movies.

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only the blue cities inside them

Where is that pirate flag faggot who was mocking everyone? It's coming up right from the gulf to assfuck central Florida.

Floridian nuclear destruction incoming.

South Florida is about to get raped raw

What category is it going to be when it goes over Tampa? Why do none of the maps show any details at all for 80% of the state?

It's wider than the widest part of the state, everyone's getting hit

It'll be a regular tropical storm. Florida is taking one for the team

If it stays on land, 2 or 3

If it goes into the gulf, 4 or 5

Because Jews run the media and Miami is basically New Tel Aviv.

No I mean, it goes from 145mph in the south to 60mph at Georgia. What happens between there?

This hurricane better fucking deliver.
I want collapsed skyscrapers and those that arent, 3 stories of flooding.

Snow and ice

Skyscrapers don't collapse from wind, even hurricane force ones.

I don't know, that seems unlikely

>Publix has announced they will be closing all doors State wide at 10:00pm Friday night (or in about 90 minutes)


ITS ALL OVER....EVEN PUBLIX HAS GIVEN UP. GET YOUR PUBSUBS NOW!

YOU CAN NO LONGER WAIT!!!

Fffuuuuccckkk
Reroll

Oh shit gotta stock up!

>tfw ne ohio and will never have a /p u b s u b/

mine closed at 7

It's traveling over land, losing strength.

>continuing the Publix/subs discussion from the last thread

So they only serve cold subs @ Publix?

What's the bread like?

I almost want Irma to spare Florida now so I can head down there and buy a few Publix subs

JEFF IS A MADMAN
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Reminder that Irma is 100% a Jewish creation.

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shut up mong

Srsly tho fuck all the people that made a run on bottled water in florida. My state also had a run earlier this week when the track was more uncertain. I want these refugees to LEAVE MY CITY!

LIVE STREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=4qkXsZl_A58

LIVE STREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=4qkXsZl_A58

I want collapsed theme parks, dead whales in Sea World, malfunctioned atom reactors, flying gators and Cuban grandmas.

varadero

/813/ here. Normal hours tonight and closing at 8 tomorrow

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Alright Sup Forums after 7 hours of travel I have finally made it to Tampa. Any updates I missed while on the road?

Publix is based. They were open here when everything else was closed, they had everything in stock like it was a normal day.
They had plenty of water and a shit ton of canned food stacked up and ready to go.

Also grabbed a sub before I left.

HAHA THE ONE NEAR MY HOUSE CLOSES TOMORROW AT 8 GET FUCKED

NORTH KOREA NEEDS TO GROW SOME BALLS

Its all good, got myself a cuban pubsub and one of their inhouse cheesecakes just an hour ago

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Tampa is so fucked.

>bought 40 pounds of dogfood yesterday
>walk by today, all dogfood gone
i'm going to be able to live for another 2-3 weeks or use some to barter for bullets

Nah bro they'll toast that shit. And they will add any meat or cheese from the deli, fresh sliced, on to the sub. God-tier.

Getting comfy here.

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All the better

Whoa, literally nothing, the hurricane
I bet this was a conspiracy by the federal government to make idiots pay the power plant/ ice maker mafia.

How is a doggo posting on Sup Forums

How bad will Miami be hit?

>15 gallons of jugged water
>four 24 packs of water

I feel like I have gold.

>Tfw I used to live in ne Ohio and Ohio has some of my favorite foods ever

You just know thousands evacuated from Miami to Tampa lmao

Coral Springs here, how's it looking for us?

well they do restock everyday. Publix has your back no matter what

i also need 8 more good streams if anyone has

everytime i went South I used Piggly Wiggly as my main store for groceries. Is Piggly Wiggly considered a poor tier grocery store?

They brought their chicken tendies subs which are to die for. I wouldn't worry about the hurricane though. The media likes to hype this shit up every year to ridiculous proportions. I'm expecting worse case to be me losing my garbage bin and being out of internet.

West Florida here. No shit bought a couple earlier today to stash before Sunday.
It was on the bottom of my prep list, but it was still on the list.

Odds on the Yankees and Nyeu Yahk fucks staying away once the storm passes? That would be a hell of a silver lining.

Fuck that shit

bad

FUCK
>mfw I actually traveled down to Tampa for work.
>Charts said it was going to moonwalk up the east coast.
>7 hour drive later
>LOL TAMPA IS FUCKED!
At least I provisioned.

To all my Publix bros: BE SAFE!!!!

.t TN publix worker

It's an old chain it's not really poor tier it's just rural.... poor tier is Family Dollar and Dollar General.

Which one? I work at westchase and we're closing at 8 as well.

>sitting in their hotel room in Tampa that they already paid for

If that's not landfall, it will be any moment now.

oh yeah

>How is a doggo posting on Sup Forums
Id be more concerned that the doggo is clearly gonna go postal and shoot a bunch of mailmen

Thanks based pubbro. Your cheesecakes are godlike

DAILY REMINDER IRMA IS A QUICKSHOT, BLEW HER LOAD ON CUBA

HOW IS PALM HARBOR LOOKING.

PLEASE NO MEME

WTF is Publix?

Looking like it'll be a nothingburger in Miami. p. salty about it honestly, I just spent all fucking day in the hot sun putting up shutters. I'll just leave them up until the county bitches about it.

>it's a Pub Sub

WEW LAD...YOU WEREN'T KIDDING...LOOKS FUCKING DELICIOUS, EVEN THE PICKLES!!

Haven't seen a Piggly Wiggly in Florida for years. Publix is king, with Winn Dixie in a distant second place.

zenmetsu.

Where abouts lad?

wow i always thought publix was a FL/GA thing

it's the hairy area just above your penis

The greatest supermarket chain on Earth.

Did you not see the pic? It's obviously a grocery store.

You're kidding right?

this was like 15 years ago. they must have went under