Hey guys, I recently woke up from a roughly 3 year coma. So, what'd I miss?
Hey guys, I recently woke up from a roughly 3 year coma. So, what'd I miss?
Magic is real
You know Donald Trump? He's the president.
You can buy Cheetos and Doritos in the same bag now.
9/11 happened
Trump is pres and Google went full retard.
Pretty much everything else is the same.
Oh and North Korea is being extra hostile now that they have cold-war style nukes and people are getting antsy.
Also this VR stuff is pretty cool.
Fallout 4 came out and was good but not really much of an RPG so people were disappointed.
Being weak is a status symbol now
Magic isreal
you missed the degeneration and the decay of the west and all values that are good and holy
go back into a coma so that you will not have to suffer any longer
That was already in effect then
Drumpf is president and he frequently takes 2 scoops instead of just 1
Bruce Jenner is brave and stunning and wants you to corndog him now, it's all normal & sanctioned by the DNC & MSM
rosie o'donnell has been in a waking nightmare
for about 9 months. she's due the 23rd.
the world has ended roughly 1,742 times in your absence
this
in fact, it's ending right now
also donald trump
Plot twist, your still in a coma.
Don't fuck with me like that
We uncovered a global elite pedophile ring that's currently being unraveled by the president Trump who we elected via magic.
Myanmar is going fully srebrenica
You the guy from /r9k/ last night?
You woke up just in time to see Florida disappear.
No, I can proudly say I've only visited the board once, more of a Sup Forums guy myself
we memed the president into office
We woke a chaos god
Someone get this man up to date on Jeb! stat
>Tfw he was cheated out of the presidency.
We'll never forget this guy
Don't do it Jeb, it's not worth the guac bowl
...
>feminists are going batshit crazy
>we memed Donald trump into office
>CNN and Sup Forums had a war
>Hurricane Irma is Fucking Shit up
>North Korea is being as big of a threat as a movie star in the 50s
>yellowstone may erupt soon
>forestfires everywhere
Basically the end of the world OP
Your still asleep this is just a nightmare.
If OP is being serious, he missed a hell of a 3 years.
If you're serious you missed out on a crazy 3 years, Donald Trump is president.
Nice try, but my nightmares know how to spell "you're"
>3 year coma
>exactly from gamergate to president trump
you are LARPing
These mostly.
Shia labeuf lost his mind and is in jail bc a frog trolled him
...
Sup Forums summoned the ancient god of darkness in the form of a frog and used his magic to make Donald Trump the president.
Also, gender no longer exists, the EU collapsed, and North Korea can hit most of the world with nukes.
>So, what'd I miss?
you were getting fucked up the ass all this time by the hospital staff.
have a nice one though
Sombra hacked many Computers which still used win XP, mostly Hospitals.
she earned some cash tho
>roleplaying as a coma patient in the current year