Hey guys, I recently woke up from a roughly 3 year coma. So, what'd I miss?

Hey guys, I recently woke up from a roughly 3 year coma. So, what'd I miss?

Magic is real

You know Donald Trump? He's the president.

You can buy Cheetos and Doritos in the same bag now.

9/11 happened

Trump is pres and Google went full retard.

Pretty much everything else is the same.

Oh and North Korea is being extra hostile now that they have cold-war style nukes and people are getting antsy.

Also this VR stuff is pretty cool.

Fallout 4 came out and was good but not really much of an RPG so people were disappointed.

Being weak is a status symbol now

Magic isreal

you missed the degeneration and the decay of the west and all values that are good and holy
go back into a coma so that you will not have to suffer any longer

That was already in effect then

Drumpf is president and he frequently takes 2 scoops instead of just 1

Bruce Jenner is brave and stunning and wants you to corndog him now, it's all normal & sanctioned by the DNC & MSM

rosie o'donnell has been in a waking nightmare
for about 9 months. she's due the 23rd.

the world has ended roughly 1,742 times in your absence

this
in fact, it's ending right now

also donald trump

Plot twist, your still in a coma.

Don't fuck with me like that

We uncovered a global elite pedophile ring that's currently being unraveled by the president Trump who we elected via magic.

Myanmar is going fully srebrenica

You the guy from /r9k/ last night?

You woke up just in time to see Florida disappear.

No, I can proudly say I've only visited the board once, more of a Sup Forums guy myself

we memed the president into office

We woke a chaos god

Someone get this man up to date on Jeb! stat

>Tfw he was cheated out of the presidency.
We'll never forget this guy

Don't do it Jeb, it's not worth the guac bowl

...

>feminists are going batshit crazy
>we memed Donald trump into office
>CNN and Sup Forums had a war
>Hurricane Irma is Fucking Shit up
>North Korea is being as big of a threat as a movie star in the 50s
>yellowstone may erupt soon
>forestfires everywhere


Basically the end of the world OP

Your still asleep this is just a nightmare.

If OP is being serious, he missed a hell of a 3 years.

If you're serious you missed out on a crazy 3 years, Donald Trump is president.

Nice try, but my nightmares know how to spell "you're"

>3 year coma
>exactly from gamergate to president trump

you are LARPing

These mostly.

Shia labeuf lost his mind and is in jail bc a frog trolled him

...

Sup Forums summoned the ancient god of darkness in the form of a frog and used his magic to make Donald Trump the president.

Also, gender no longer exists, the EU collapsed, and North Korea can hit most of the world with nukes.

>So, what'd I miss?
you were getting fucked up the ass all this time by the hospital staff.

have a nice one though

Sombra hacked many Computers which still used win XP, mostly Hospitals.

she earned some cash tho

>roleplaying as a coma patient in the current year