/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - CHAD Hurricane Edition

twitter.com/StevenCejas/status/906271647426113537

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

DISCORD
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discord
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NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane Center Update 5 AM EST
>GFS Model Run 6 PM EST
>Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.

RUNDOWN
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>Windspeed 155 MPH
>Pressure 925 mb
>Storm appears to be shifting further west.

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/NWSKeyWest/status/906321899751342080
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUhXfVNW-Jg
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hGD1byu7gJc
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PbAh78NvJZk
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouplv7W-qmk
m.youtube.com/watch?v=o9LlC-8qouY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

move east to MIAMI PLS PLS PLS

ROLL FOR 100,000 DEATHS

Miami will cease to exist after this.

No more P word or you guys are going to /bant/ permanently

im literally a chad that eats free publix chicken tender subs every day that i make against the rules of publix

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Roll for this.

West Palm Beach reporting in

Anyone else from 561?

Jog road and Forest Hill are my nearest intersections

HIT MIAMI HIT MIAMI PLEASE PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME

no you got fired asshole

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what is a surge?

Waited for a good 2-3 mins for a new thread but nobody made another, did so myself. Didn't update any of the info/links so can the next OP do so or at least, can someone give me all the new info/links that needs to be added/changed please?

saw some bitchy fat liberal at walmart here in St Pete with her cuck provider. I was over in sporting goods and everyone is out buying ammo (mostly niggers). she turns to her cuck boyfriend and says "god what the fuck are they going to do? shoot the storm? jesus fucking christ"

stupid liberal cunt doesn't get it

It's going to get breezy

Stand by the southern coast of Florida this Saturday night to find out.

It's going to just plow right into Cuba, isn't it? The eyewall's going to ram right into Casto's socialist paradise. Is it even going to go north?

HERE COMES THE STORY OF THE HURRICANE

THE STORM THE AUTHORITIES CAME TO BLAME

this guy just parked his bike behind some bins to the right I'm sure he has legit biznes there tho

Anyone 813 think they will call for more Zones to evac tomorrow?

miami here
rate my last meal

DAILY REMINDER MIAMI TRANNYS WILL NOT FEEL THE WRATH OF IRMA

THANKS CUBA

Here comes the cultural enrichment

And make sure to get realllly low to the ground for the closest view!

>ironbeer

My nigga

meh

I want at least 200

>a fucking tripfag

twitter.com/NWSKeyWest/status/906321899751342080

NWS Key West unable to evacuate, melting down over Twitter.

Miami Jew who built their office claimed it would withstand Cat 5, will sip his Maccabee beer in Tel Aviv while Irma cracks it like an egg.

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Anyone else thinking about sticking around and doing some pre-Hurricane looting? My town's main street is a fucking ghost town, everything is boarded up but it'd be easy as fuck to break in to some of these places. All their inventory is going to get destroyed anyways.

It's not going to stop it. The eye wall doesn't even touch the Cuban mountains.

>too xdgy for wE

Cuba is DEAD

>160mph

BRUTALITY

get fucking rekt by Irma faggot.

>8263817361 American models
>1 Euro model

Guess which one was right

that south dip :O

>gusts
>probably at 3000 feet
>meanwhile it's perfect sailing weather
always do the opposite of what the fake news says
experience tells me this and hasn't failed yet

So as a warm low pressure system it's essentially repulsed by any areas of cool or high pressure air, and following the path of least resistance. Meaning that other system from the NW is the only thing pushing it up rather than letting it follow the gradient into the gulf. Does it have any kind of momentum or is it purely based on the pressure/temp/moisture gradient?

561 bro stay safe

it ain't over yet commie

So is Tampa going to be okay or what?

Post yfw its gonna end up slamming into New Orleans

>Spaghetti models
Always gets a kek out of me

"Once again we don't know where the fuck it's going."

maybe communism will die too

Good fuck Cuba weaken that bitch for us

When it fails this time and you get rekd it'll be funny.

>making paste bin of live web cams. Please give me any links of cameras you have that are not listed.

Live Mallory Square Keywest
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUhXfVNW-Jg

Live Two friends Rooftop Keywest
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hGD1byu7gJc

Live Duval Street
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PbAh78NvJZk

Live crowd cam (sloppy Joes)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouplv7W-qmk

Live interior of bar and stage (flooding came maybe)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=o9LlC-8qouY

Puerto Rico here. 56% of the island has no power. Half of all cell towers destroyed, high speed fiber optic data lines obliterated. Sick of hearing my neighbors noisy diesel generator. Zero looting reported an ATT and Sprint have given a week of free calling plus data.

I've been telling you guys this shit for days

they dont have a fucking clue where it's going to end up

if your town is flooded and you absolutely need food and water, I dont give a fuck if you break into walmart

start looting your neighbors and youll pay with your life

Told everyone that a week ago. They kept shouting "muh GFS" and asking for spaghetti models when all you need is the correct one

Why haven't you left yet?

No. It's over. I'm slowly accepting it.

>post yfw direct tampa hit

Near Lake Worth and 10th here. Fucking shit ain't gonna happen, I feel cheated.

>167mph

It's gonna be raining cranes and Gators guys

Remember what we thought was going to happen to Miami? that's what will happen to Tampa now instead

Heading to McDonald's, anyone want anything ?

>tRiPs Of ChAoS
Sounds like /ourstorm/ for sure

>>drinking from a cup
>>not buying plantains and frying em up fresh
>>caffeine free soda
>>not even trying to stay up for days to fully experience what may be the short time you have left here

It's actually growing stronger.

I'll die doing what I love
Sailing in Tampa Bay
Will post pics

20 nugs for me, bro

FULL FUCKING STRENGTH MOTHERFUCKER

Mcdouble plain no bun

I mean, let's be honest, if we had to pick between it hitting Miami head on and hitting Tampa Bay head on, everyone who doesn't live in Tampa would pick Tampa, right? No offense to the fine folks in that city.

europe model is always correct

europe model is superior

europe model is KING

>tfw comfy in north GA
stay safe down there friends

Thank you. These will be great to watch tomorrow. I am shocked people are still there. And there is currently a car at Mallory Square.

>0 looting reported
>Puerto Rico
>reported

helo how fug am i xD

>all the cheeky bastards who thought they could leave at night and beat traffic

heard a story on the radio today of two guys who thought it would be funny to do such a thing in one of the last hurricanes. they both died.

that pic is pretty retarded. Tropical Storm Sandy did incredible damage to the faggots up north

Notice how the media named it "super storm sandy" that's because it wasn't even a fucking hurricane when it hit the US. lmao northerners are such fucking pussies

I like my mcdoubles with sweet and sour sauce

IM THE REAL PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!

hopefully you get fucked

20 pc nugget pls

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McChickens are literally the only good thing from McDs. Go to Checker's or Wendy's instead.

>yfw this thing swerves far enough out west and smashes new orleans

Well, it certainly isnt weakening. Those bays on the cuban coast are a toasty 90 degrees

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What I've come to appreciate about the human species is that whenever someone gets a "bright idea", as it were, they are not the only ones "getting" it at that point in time.

Dunedin here. Am kill?

Rolling

Who did Trump call to get Irma to change her path to the opposite side of the state? All week they were saying Miami was a direct hit, now Irma is going to be no where near Miama. And guess what, that means Trump's Mar-a-Lago is saved. Hmmmmm.....who did he call?

It's funny until you have to clean it up.
Well, not that anyone ever does.

I don't think it will turn north at all just going off the wind directions alone.

What's the difference between Tampa and Miami?

You're a real faggot

GTFO of my state you cum stain! Stop flooding us when you get scared of some wind and rain. Go to Alabama ffs.

Ideal scenario is complete and clean excision of Miami before fucking off back into the Gulf. Just take it and go.

Is it hitting Havana hard??

We never hear about what happens there

I'm not worried about this storm. For fuck's sake, it was a cat 5 when it hit the tiny nigger islands and only a few people died.

what am I looking at here?

literally all friends/family went from miami to tampa thinking they'd be safe over there...

they're now pissed off and thinking about heading back before the hurricane hits and streets are closed

I'd really like to get a better list ready before landfall. So if you find any links let me know. I'm on a tablet so taking me longer to find them,