NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 2 AM EST >GFS Model Run 12 AM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 160 MPH >Pressure 924 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
IF YOU'RE ANYWHERE IN THE PANHANDLE THAT'S NOT A SEALED UNDERGROUND BUNKER, YOU ARE FUCKED
NO, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE, NO, YOUR HOUSE ISN'T SKYMOWER PROOF, NO, IT'S NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.
YOU ARE DEAD. ROADS ARE CLOGGED, THERE IS NO ESCAPE, EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED.
GET UNDERGROUND, STEAL A PLANE OUT OR DIE.
Joshua Sullivan
How fucked are we now?
Cooper Green
BACK TO CAT 5 NOW TAMPA BAY TO RECIEVE ATLEAST 3-5FT STORM SURGE COULD INCREASE MORE DUE TO WESTWARD MOVEMENT
Kevin Thompson
this cat jumping is a bigger blue baller than bombing best korea
Carson Rodriguez
>these people saying the storm is missing miami >not realizing Miami will be on the dirty side of the storm >not realizing that the storm surge will likely be the same there because the storm is so big
Justin Fisher
11 PM BULLETIN - NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER
Xavier Phillips
CAT 5 TRACK IS EVEN MORE WEST TAMPA IS DOOMED
Isaac Gray
SUB 900 SUB 900 SUB 900 SUB 900
KEK WILLS IT
Andrew Fisher
It does seem to be beginning its turn - really interesting to see these satellite images coming in every minute, definitely changes the way we monitor TC motion.
...IRMA MAKING LANDFALL ON THE CAMAGUEY ARCHIPELAGO OF CUBA AS A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE... ...HURRICANE WARNINGS EXTENDED NORTHWARD ALONG THE FLORIDA PENINSULA... Location: 22.1°N 77.7°W Max sustained: 160 mph Moving: W at 13 mph Min pressure: 924 mb
Aiden Collins
fyi for pastebin bro, the Crowd Cam disabled embedding
James Stewart
NEW TRACK HERE
Say goodbye Tampa
Luis Taylor
abar shaballah akbar mahadma akhalla !!!
Benjamin Cook
Who is your weatherfu, Sup Forums?
Ian Cox
>CAT5
Camden Mitchell
IT’S NOT CAT 5 RETARDS.
THRY CANT MEASURE THE SPEED BECAUSE ITS IN CUBAN AIRSPACE.
IT WAS CAT 5 AN HOUR AGO, ITS WEAKER NOW, CAT 4.
Dylan Rogers
>the belly of the dragon will drip water
This kills the florida manm
Levi Clark
>sealed
Luis Torres
HOLY SHIT IT'S REALLY GOING TO CANADA
Levi Clark
holy shit no way is it actually going to completely bypass miami?
Ethan Gutierrez
...
Jeremiah Flores
t. stuck on i75 wishing I stayed in Miami
Charles Howard
You think boarded windows helped those guys?
Ethan Moore
YESSS THE OFFICIAL THEME OF IRMA
Josiah Davis
Reporting in
Are you guys gonna go to a shelter? I feel like they are going to be packed to hell, but I don't want my house collapsing on top of me
Oliver Jackson
>duke energy leaving a message that's a minute and thirty seconds long fuck man i'm going to go stir-crazy if the power outages last longer than a couple of hours
John Lopez
Napels direct hit
Ryan Richardson
Bugging out first light.
Parker Lee
Here drunk as fuck, shitposting til I die.
Jacob Hernandez
fuck guys im scared. stocked up on water and food, medical supplies, two guns and plenty of ammo in case of looters. they say the damage wont reach utah but you can never be too prepared. stay safe everyone
Mason Watson
>rush evacuated
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
did any other pussies here evacuate?
Adam White
>ping!
Juan Carter
Yep it looks like it saw those barrier islands of Cuba, said "fuck it", and decided to stop and turn N/NW
Kevin Fisher
...
Dominic Sanchez
It will definitely be hit just not by the eye.
Parker King
I-Irma-chan!!!
Cooper Ramirez
gtfo now man why would any fag who wants to evac at this point wait?
Cameron King
Any word on if they managed to evacuate?
Adam Barnes
You guys fucking lied. You said it would be some heavy rain and strong wind. It was a big fucking nothingburger. I can't fucking find anyone else in my neighborhood. They all left and got out of there. I didn't even fucking block my windows. They now say it's too late to leave. Before I go I just want all of you to know you're responsible for my death.
Nathaniel Turner
God damnit leave Tennessee alone.
Gabriel Miller
She heard our plea To boost her spree Now Miami Goes back to sea
Connor Perry
Amusing.
Elijah Young
>Evacuating
P U S S I E S
You're not a real Floridian until you've been hit by a hurricane eye at least once.
Protip: Even a Cat 2 direct hit sucks
Cameron Barnes
I noticed that too. Is it making its move?
Michael Howard
HAPPENING
Jackson Smith
miami safe or no?
John Lewis
>They say the damage wont reach utah
prepare to die
Isaac Reed
...
Hudson Peterson
Got any more? I love tornados
David Walker
>feeling compelled to shoot someone for taking a physical object
wtf is wrong with people
Eli Morales
disgusting tranny
Daniel Martinez
Life's a beach
luls
Kevin Peterson
% probs of hurricane force winds
Miami 27 Marathon 83 Key West 76 Naples 76 Ft Myers 71
Keys are fucked.
Luke Moore
that didn't take long. Is it still going to make landfall in Fort Myers. I'm here with my grandmother. Boarded the fuck out of her house. Not in a floodzone, fortunately.
Brandon Green
I live in Sarasota, do u guys think I should I go to a shelter or is it safe in my home (which is 35-40 min away from ocean) and has hurricane shutters? I also have a canal behind my house, will that make the effects of the storm worse?
This is my first hurricane ever and idk what to do DESU!!!
My house is $290k and was built in late 00s if that means anything
Carter Cook
>meanwhile in Naples
Zachary James
I stayed and I'm preparing to get torn a new asshole. It was nice shitposting on Sup Forums. Guess I'll get to wrestle Aligators in heaven.
Joseph Ramirez
I live in a digitally satellite state. Now don't come into me
Colton Allen
941 Sarasota, about an hour south but I figure I would say hello
Elijah Russell
THE TURN NORTH ACTUALLY HAPPENING
MASSIVE DESTRUCTION OF US CONFIRMED
Bentley Cook
SQUISH ME IN YOUR BOOBIES IRMA-CHAN
Owen Bennett
I don't want to evac. Wife does. Got five kids. They're too young to witness me cleaning niggers in front of them.
Grayson Turner
Yup, it looks like the hurricane is bouncing right off of Cuba like a pinball on the last few frames
Carter Peterson
LOOKS LIKE IT’S TRYING TO REJECT LANDFALL.
LOOKS LIKE IT WANTS TO GO NW.
Hudson Stewart
It's probably going to get some serious wind but as long as you're not close to sea level you're probably ok.
That said, this storm is fucking huge so it may still be bad there
William Perez
>he honestly trusted Sup Forums of all places HAHA GET FUCKED LOSER
Levi Smith
Fug
Liam Sullivan
How would your life change after being that dude sitting in the street who just survived that? OMG
Joseph Sanchez
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Liam Sanchez
clarksville fag here, hoping for a miracle.
Christopher Ramirez
No one has ever died from a hurricane. you will be fine
Cameron Gray
27%. That is not acceptable. Higher.
Brayden Peterson
I went through some hurricanes as a kid. It was a great learning experience.
Nathan Baker
Yeah, also this storm is so big where the eye lands isn't really the only issue. Storm surge will still be massive and Miami has 140mph+ winds forcasted still. Might be a miss, but it certainly sounds more like a hit.
James Rivera
so its hitting tampa now? fuck, i have family there
Caleb Cook
stay the fuck in your house you moronic moron
thats what were all doing
do not go to a fema camp if your life depends on it
Julian Bennett
I WANT IT UNDER WATER NOW
Jordan Collins
This thing is going to fuck up Cuba.
Josiah Murphy
So guys what's the death toll in Tampa?
I'm saying like 100 (which is pretty bad for a hurricane)
Brandon Gomez
>Spend life savings on survival supplies, fuel, plane tickets, and hotel reservations because Mr. Goldstein's news agency told me to >Hurricane doesn't even reach my State before dying off in Cuba and heading into the golf
