NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 2 AM EST >GFS Model Run 12 AM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 160 MPH >Pressure 924 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
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Daniel Collins
It has been a honor shitposting with you anons
Blake Price
i need irma porn now so i can cum at landfall
Eli Wright
...
Owen James
Am I fucked y/n?
Aiden Smith
Fresh pics from the ISS.
Nolan Anderson
massachusetts fag just joining
any news of happenings in cuba?
Jason Wilson
Sitting in my room knowing that in 24 hours the wall is gonna rip off and spread all my shit into the wind
>going through my possessions like I'm ordering executions
Dylan Fisher
Florida is kill, not fucking NC. I can't believe it went from one shill to a whole faggy circlejerk where there is a whole thread of disinfo.
Joshua Watson
T-minus 8 hours till Irma makes landfall!!! Are Florida anons excited?? Let me see your war faces!
Andrew Diaz
HUGE NW JOG
MIAMI IS STILL IN PLAY
I REPEAT
MIAMI IS STILL IN PLAY
John Myers
Nah, it's like a famine in NK. Everyone knows it's happening but the government will tell you just how great they're doing.
Josiah Gray
>now funny now
I despise americunts. How can you constantly be so retarded? A true stain on the world. The niggers of the "white" race
Liam Moore
im gay
Carter Campbell
Nice wholesome thread for a change
Camden Bennett
Has this bitch kilt Cuba yet? Where is it going?
Nathan Allen
Florida gets the hurricane too
Gavin Nelson
Are the people staying on the keys going to die?
Liam Walker
That far inland? Depends on your house. If it's woodframe, it better be very sturdy. Concrete? You're fine. Shutter up or plywood the windows either way.
Jace Stewart
Sauce?
Logan Brown
Are you Floridafags seriously fucking staying?
Why?
Jordan Lewis
she thick
Juan Peterson
IT'S NOT GOING EAST YOU NIGGER
Lucas Cooper
thank anun
Jordan Morris
Naples Florida here. Im well within the red evac zone. My house is supposed to be under 6 feet of water tomorrow.
How fucked am I Sup Forums?
Nicholas Thomas
Wtf I love leaves now
Luke Price
West, east or middle, central florida is chillin. No worries my dude
Lucas Kelly
>Super Mario happy Pachinko comfort woman who is a cartoon rabbit. Yeah, we're pretty degenerate
Christian Gomez
t. yank
Lincoln Morgan
Florida strong. We got raped by hundreds of storms a decade ago so one lil cat4-5 isn't gonna do shit other than kill off a bunch of northern cucks who shouldn't have come to try and ruin our great state.
LET THE CARPET BAGGER PURGE OF 2017 COMMENCE!
Chase Evans
SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANT TO SEE HD HAPPENING FOOTAGE, I WILL BE UPLOADING WHENEVER I CAN, STRAIGHT FROM EVAC ZONE A IN ST PETE
HERE NAME IS IRMA SHES A TROPICAL CYCLONE SO FEED HER WARM WATER AND SHELL BE READY TO GO MIAMI-DADE COUNTY ARE YOU READY TO ROLL? CAUSE IRMA'S BRINGING SIDE WAYS RAIN AND TORNADOS!!
HERE I AM ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!
Carson Edwards
...
Gavin Morgan
Florida is fuuuckedddd
Zachary Price
Confedrate meteorologist reporting in. I'm off work tomorrow and sunday so I'll be on a lot showing yall DATA and explaining to retarded anons what an ERC is for the millionth time.
also according to pic, The wind feild is stupidly large, 100 MPH winds that reach out 150 MILES!
In other words EVEN IF THIS HITS TAMPA AND YOU'RE IN MIAMI, It'll still be like being hit with a cat 2-3 for a good 20 hours. In other words ALL FLORIDA ANONS ARE AT RISK OF SOMETHING HAPPENING TO THEM!
Jackson Bailey
GUYS WHAT IF THIS DOESNT HIT FLORIDA AND GOES STRAIGHT FOR HOUSTON AGAIN???
Justin Richardson
what's to stop me from just going to Miami beach tomorrow, and if I die I die? I can upload it on Sup Forums imagine the amount of (you)s I'd get fuck life duubs and I die tomorrow
Kayden Jones
Florida landfall in the Keys is Sunday, 8AM
Camden Miller
user recommend me some pol approved hurricane and natural disaster movies beside twister i'm watching now
Nicholas Gutierrez
that's a creepy ass pepe
Carter Flores
big ass sliding glass door that's not boarded up hope it doesn't break
Robert Wood
blue dot is me btw
Angel Martinez
Where are you?
Jace Gutierrez
Death
Nathaniel Cook
Damn that's hot.
Ethan Hill
Everyone is going to die.
Liam White
ah-bloo-bloo
Joshua Gomez
>Tfw I've been staring at windy.com and other hurricane watching sources so much that I'm starting to see Irma whenever I close my eyes to blink
Brody Davis
Put some stuff in an empty ice chest, water proof and floats. Might help
Caleb Morris
BBBRRRRAAAAAAPPPP
Brandon Wright
fake and gay
Julian Cook
There was one stream from Cuba not to long ago that ended abruptly while the guy was bragging about how great his roof is.
It was a little spoopy.
Luis Wright
IT'S STARTING WIND IS PICKING UP IT'S STARTING TO RAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Hudson Murphy
Were you the guy I was being nasty to in the last thread? Sorry, never judge a post by it's flag.
Dominic Sanders
hopefully since they're too stupid to leave. cull the weak
Isaiah Parker
Because if you lived and were born here it's just a badge of shame to virgin evacuate, when you can just chad stay.
Lincoln Rivera
It's 1 AM and I'm in Tampa, had to spend most of the day boarding up windows and shit, nobody was making a new thread so I just whipped it up fast as fuck. not my fault my dude
Brody Phillips
Thts from the movie day after tommorow
Anthony Scott
N U C L E A R
Cameron Campbell
Fag
Aiden Gray
WILL THE GFS MODEL'S FETISH FOR EASTWARD MOVEMENT FINALLY PAY OFF?????
Jordan Gonzalez
F
Brayden Rogers
I'll fuck her. Pic related, it's me. Can't wait to get lootin.
Parker Hall
>Sauce? GFS 42 hour. I'd take it with a grain of salt.
Luis Wood
South Florida are the ones that are mainly screwed, everyone else in Central and Northern are probably just going to get hit when it drops to Category 3 and Category 3 is pretty much just normal during hurricane season for us
Joshua Wright
Going to bed, but look at where I am. 44 knots is the most I'll expect (unknown gusts aside)
Michael Howard
a captain goes down with his ship
Benjamin Powell
pretty windy sunday
Carter Morales
TAMPAFAGS REPORT THE FUCK IN >tfw spent the past few days making fun of Miamifags and now Irma has switched course to give us a fucking instead SHT
Jeremiah Perez
HAHA! TIME FOR CUBAN MASS SUICIDE! Fuck florida with a god damn rake i hope it sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
Nicholas Walker
Fuck off Engrish Teacher. Normal people make minor mistakes particularly when rushing.
Jack Baker
dont reply to me
Daniel Mitchell
Beware of Autumn.
It's the Fall season!
Evan Jackson
so... what you're telling me is I'll want to make sure I have a large enough cooler to store all this beer for at least 48 hours?