/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Now Funny Now Is It edition

PASTEBIN
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NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane Center Update 2 AM EST
>GFS Model Run 12 AM EST
>Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida

RUNDOWN
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>Windspeed 160 MPH
>Pressure 924 mb
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

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tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/stations.html?type=Meteorological Observations
nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2017/IRMA.shtml?
youtube.com/watch?v=5gFntKt8ABI
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Emily Jean is amazing

STORM CENTER LITE

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It has been a honor shitposting with you anons

i need irma porn now so i can cum at landfall

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Am I fucked y/n?

Fresh pics from the ISS.

massachusetts fag just joining

any news of happenings in cuba?

Sitting in my room knowing that in 24 hours the wall is gonna rip off and spread all my shit into the wind

>going through my possessions like I'm ordering executions

Florida is kill, not fucking NC. I can't believe it went from one shill to a whole faggy circlejerk where there is a whole thread of disinfo.

T-minus 8 hours till Irma makes landfall!!! Are Florida anons excited?? Let me see your war faces!

HUGE NW JOG

MIAMI IS STILL IN PLAY

I REPEAT

MIAMI IS STILL IN PLAY

Nah, it's like a famine in NK. Everyone knows it's happening but the government will tell you just how great they're doing.

>now funny now

I despise americunts. How can you constantly be so retarded? A true stain on the world. The niggers of the "white" race

im gay

Nice wholesome thread for a change

Has this bitch kilt Cuba yet? Where is it going?

Florida gets the hurricane too

Are the people staying on the keys going to die?

That far inland? Depends on your house. If it's woodframe, it better be very sturdy. Concrete? You're fine. Shutter up or plywood the windows either way.

Sauce?

Are you Floridafags seriously fucking staying?

Why?

she thick

IT'S NOT GOING EAST YOU NIGGER

thank anun

Naples Florida here. Im well within the red evac zone. My house is supposed to be under 6 feet of water tomorrow.

How fucked am I Sup Forums?

Wtf I love leaves now

West, east or middle, central florida is chillin. No worries my dude

>Super Mario happy Pachinko comfort woman who is a cartoon rabbit.
Yeah, we're pretty degenerate

t. yank

Florida strong. We got raped by hundreds of storms a decade ago so one lil cat4-5 isn't gonna do shit other than kill off a bunch of northern cucks who shouldn't have come to try and ruin our great state.


LET THE CARPET BAGGER PURGE OF 2017 COMMENCE!

SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANT TO SEE HD HAPPENING FOOTAGE, I WILL BE UPLOADING WHENEVER I CAN, STRAIGHT FROM EVAC ZONE A IN ST PETE

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If kek wills it and numbers confirm.

ok thanks for sharing

HERE NAME IS IRMA
SHES A TROPICAL CYCLONE
SO FEED HER WARM WATER
AND SHELL BE READY TO GO
MIAMI-DADE COUNTY
ARE YOU READY TO ROLL?
CAUSE IRMA'S BRINGING SIDE WAYS RAIN
AND TORNADOS!!

HERE I AM
ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!

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Florida is fuuuckedddd

Confedrate meteorologist reporting in. I'm off work tomorrow and sunday so I'll be on a lot showing yall DATA and explaining to retarded anons what an ERC is for the millionth time.

also according to pic, The wind feild is stupidly large, 100 MPH winds that reach out 150 MILES!

In other words EVEN IF THIS HITS TAMPA AND YOU'RE IN MIAMI, It'll still be like being hit with a cat 2-3 for a good 20 hours. In other words ALL FLORIDA ANONS ARE AT RISK OF SOMETHING HAPPENING TO THEM!

GUYS WHAT IF THIS DOESNT HIT FLORIDA AND GOES STRAIGHT FOR HOUSTON AGAIN???

what's to stop me from just going to Miami beach tomorrow, and if I die I die? I can upload it on Sup Forums imagine the amount of (you)s I'd get
fuck life
duubs and I die tomorrow

Florida landfall in the Keys is Sunday, 8AM

user recommend me some pol approved hurricane and natural disaster movies beside twister i'm watching now

that's a creepy ass pepe

big ass sliding glass door that's not boarded up hope it doesn't break

blue dot is me btw

Where are you?

Death

Damn that's hot.

Everyone is going to die.

ah-bloo-bloo

>Tfw I've been staring at windy.com and other hurricane watching sources so much that I'm starting to see Irma whenever I close my eyes to blink

Put some stuff in an empty ice chest, water proof and floats. Might help

BBBRRRRAAAAAAPPPP

fake and gay

There was one stream from Cuba not to long ago that ended abruptly while the guy was bragging about how great his roof is.

It was a little spoopy.

IT'S STARTING
WIND IS PICKING UP
IT'S STARTING TO RAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Were you the guy I was being nasty to in the last thread? Sorry, never judge a post by it's flag.

hopefully since they're too stupid to leave.
cull the weak

Because if you lived and were born here it's just a badge of shame to virgin evacuate, when you can just chad stay.

It's 1 AM and I'm in Tampa, had to spend most of the day boarding up windows and shit, nobody was making a new thread so I just whipped it up fast as fuck. not my fault my dude

Thts from the movie day after tommorow

N U C L E A R

Fag

WILL THE GFS MODEL'S FETISH FOR EASTWARD MOVEMENT FINALLY PAY OFF?????

F

I'll fuck her. Pic related, it's me. Can't wait to get lootin.

>Sauce?
GFS 42 hour. I'd take it with a grain of salt.

South Florida are the ones that are mainly screwed, everyone else in Central and Northern are probably just going to get hit when it drops to Category 3 and Category 3 is pretty much just normal during hurricane season for us

Going to bed, but look at where I am. 44 knots is the most I'll expect (unknown gusts aside)

a captain goes down with his ship

pretty windy sunday

TAMPAFAGS REPORT THE FUCK IN
>tfw spent the past few days making fun of Miamifags and now Irma has switched course to give us a fucking instead
SHT

HAHA! TIME FOR CUBAN MASS SUICIDE!
Fuck florida with a god damn rake i hope it sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

Fuck off Engrish Teacher. Normal people make minor mistakes particularly when rushing.

dont reply to me

Beware of Autumn.

It's the Fall season!

so... what you're telling me is I'll want to make sure I have a large enough cooler to store all this beer for at least 48 hours?

Off by one

IT'S TURNING NORTH.
MIAMI FUCKED

youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw

MY BODY IS READY

I live in eastern Pasco county

2 days from now Naples - Fort Myers will no longer exist

Useful links here:

Facebook livestream map, updates constantly:

facebook /livemap/#@24.20187936928663,-78.04962158203125,8z

Key West weather station:

tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/met.html?bdate=20170908&edate=20170909&units=standard&timezone=GMT&id=8724580&interval=6

Rest of the stations:
tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/stations.html?type=Meteorological Observations

Data from the plane, updates every 3 hours:
nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2017/IRMA.shtml?

/EastPasco/ here
on a scale of fucked to FUCKED, how fucked am I?

Because I'm in a D zone, right next to an E zone.

youtube.com/watch?v=5gFntKt8ABI

>I was right

HWRF also shifted east

cause we won't be passing down stories of us being pussies

>It's gonna be a cat 4 they said
>It won't grow over the Gulf they said

RIP Florida

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Jesus look how fucking wide the storm is. Precisely where it hits Florida won't matter, Irma will consume the whole state.

probably a glitch. sleep tight user

Is 100 mph fast enough to knock over a palm tree?

>12 fucking hours of 120mph winds

jesus

ayyy whatup my dude? Zephyrhills here

I AM READY FOR DEATH, WE DESERVE IT

THIS THING KEEPS BOBBING AND WEAVING, IT WANTS A HIGH BODY COUNT, I CAN FEEL IT