NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 2 AM EST >GFS Model Run 12 AM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 160 MPH >Pressure 924 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
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Eli Morales
Previous thread.
James Perez
Orlando here. I'll avoid the storm surge on my 28th floor right? It can't be that big of a flood that's like Noahs ark shit. Never been through one please advis
William Bennett
Wesley Chapel reporting in.
Ayden Howard
They lied to people. This thing is going to start hitting tonight. 1 day before their precious "lanfall". Get ready for major happenings.
Lincoln Jones
No. You'll need to be (at least) on the 34th floor. Even then you might be pushing your luck.
Caleb Powell
How long is the turn going to take?
Liam Allen
clearwater here, am i safe?
Anthony Fisher
what? its already here? Did i miss something?
Oliver Foster
So Miami will get a big storm surge but category 1 winds
Jace Russell
same
Gavin Hall
Approximately however long it needs to in order to align with Miami.
John Diaz
So let's suppose the turn north doesn't come, what unironically happens when a Cat 5 drifts into the Gulf? How high could windspeeds get before landfall in Texas or Louisiana?
Benjamin Brown
the sound of the wind will sound like a demon but otherwise you'll be fine probably
Joshua Nguyen
gonna be windy sunday
Justin Torres
Charleston here, salty as fuck the storm isnt coming after all this prepwork
John Ross
>laugh at east coast when the projections had it running up the side of florida >now irma is heading straight for tampa
I regret everything
Connor Reyes
The season has only just begun.
William Clark
It's literally not a possibility. No computer model in recent history has been THAT far off.
friendly reminder that south florida property values are about to drop 90%
David Reyes
>tfw safe
Evan Bennett
CAT 6 A T 6
man we were so close to a world ending hurricane
Austin Williams
Time to buy > 3
Thomas Rogers
>still homeless in miami >nowhere to go >last day on earth
take care friendos
Evan Reyes
>it's just a little rain >You faggots don't know shit it will turn into a cat 1, cat 2 at worst nothing unusual >happening cancelled Are you satisfied now you smug cunts
William Davis
damn...
Owen Howard
real talk for any adventurers out there... the looting will be insane Sunday night if you want to get some free shit, and you can lead a militia. The nogs always come out and take tvs and computers and shit. If you survive... there for the taking. Not that I recommend theft.
Nathaniel Murphy
Ocala here, irma can suck my cock. Loaded down with food, fuel, ammo, well for water, boarded up and watching all these non native fags that suck the life out of this state loose their fucking minds. It's glorious, and ill be reporting in until the grid goes down or i die.
Jordan Baker
Sending positive vibes from Arizona to help CHARGE THAT SUCKER UP!
Colton Morales
How is it going my much more wealthy neighbor?
Dominic Williams
>tfw at the last possible moment Irma u turns, and heads directly to the UK as a CAT 8 Hurricane and genocides the whole island
Brayden Sanchez
Go inside a parking garage.
Sebastian Peterson
Nigger
Levi Johnson
NEW DATA FROM THE EYE
it's weaking anons, not by too much BUT the winds seem to be really effected by cuba. Now the circled mesurements are missing pressure recordings but it's prob high 920 if not 930 MB. Still a very strong storm (and with room to grow once in florida strait) but it prob won't return to 185 strength UNLESS it just goes up and gulf and doesn't "land" (when the center of the eyewall hits land.) untill the tampa area or further north.
Now that sitatuion can occur but then again anything can fucking happen to this storm, just a week ago we thought it would hit NYC as a cat 3 so all I know it's heading stright to my home on Dauphin Island.
Andrew Ortiz
really? and why didn't houston values fall? Nothing new on zillow.
Alexander Morris
>it's another completely blown out of proportions "catastrophe" where nothing happens
Thanks lads, I'll be back at the edge of my seat when yellowstone errupts.
Sebastian Bailey
Yes, I don't need to order an edible hat to eat now
Sup fellow Ft Lauderdale user. I got lots of water and gas for nothing!
Nicholas Taylor
t-they're....all.. b-black?..
William Davis
Get your monopoly board and get comfy.
Ryan Fisher
Fuckin spooked that's how it's going.
Noah Wood
Property documents were all destroyed by the hurricane effects. You're supposed to just go and claim land.
Luis Robinson
Same. It was all jokes when it was east coast and now I'm sweating like a motherfuck, evac is too late so I'll probably fuck off to shelters tomorrow when they open in Tampa
Liam Davis
Why is the Grinch in a ski mask, with nooses and a gun?
Aaron Gutierrez
Wait a minute.
Did Miami avoided the direct hit and Irma is heading straight for the other fucking coast?
Cameron Wright
This is the perfect time to find a abandoned place to crash at, squatters rights
Isaac Bennett
Going to be hunkered down in a school shelter with my family. If the hurricane stays category 5 all the way to North Florida, how fucked am I gonna be?
Michael Jackson
Meh, these things tend to peter out, but feeling says it won't be above a 3
Owen Phillips
the only "happening" is the amount of money in damages this storm will cause
Connor James
same
Julian Barnes
fuck off commie i'd rather die
James Morgan
You can't just put up a house for sell after a flood. You have to first rip out all the wood so it doesn't mold
And then you list it as a flood house. At least that's how it worked in Louisiana.
Tyler Russell
Who /midwest/ here?
Wisconsin reporting in, its fall and comfy time
Blake Rivera
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Levi Morgan
You'll be fine in a shelter, at that point I'd worry about my house/belongings. It won't even stay cat 5
Adrian Sanchez
The outer bands are hitting already. A hurricane isnt just the eye which the fake news likes to only talk about. Storm surge is already starting. This bitch is massive.
Thomas Gutierrez
Waves are measured into low earth orbit, sorry to break it to you.
Lincoln Peterson
>>still homeless in miami Then how are you using internet? And I'm sure someone would've given you a ride up north to a shelter or something if you actually tried to seek aid. And then you would be able to go on the news after the hurricane and pretend like your house was destroyed for pity bux and a new house.
Jose Wilson
Should I be worried guys? I'm not sure if I have enough snacks to watch the show this weekend.
Leo Morris
eternal hun, this is literally the most powerful hurricane to ever hit America. It makes Katrina look like baby
Aiden Wood
Sshheeeiiittt, we gon loot you too, cracka
Benjamin White
>Hits a 90 degree angle in the middle of the Atlantic and turns into a category 10 storm, goes straight through the entirety of leafland, leaves no survivors
Hunter Howard
With each update Miami is getting less and less
Jackson Jones
>Then how are you using internet? obamaphone
Nathaniel Wright
which county you in fellow /northFl/ bro?
Brayden Turner
Yeah. Happeningfags are asspained.
Aaron Clark
>blows all the leaves onto our land fuck
John Butler
Not me, I'll be smoking brisket tomorrow and watching the live streams of havoc. Pretty comfy
Oliver Turner
Ded
Nathaniel Russell
Praying for you
Carson Green
Next update in 12 hours?
Liam Ward
Everyone says we are midwest.
Justin Russell
SWFL real-estate is not cheap. Only the shitty areas will go for considerably less than they are worth. Most of the not Mexican people have flood insurance through the government so they are just going to repair. Prices will dip about 15-20% but will stabilize after a few years.
Jack Perry
would there be a way to know how many anons died after the hurricane by looking at the numbers of posters in 4tan?
Luis Clark
it's actually worse, surge wise. All the gay bars will be flooded.
Zachary Williams
Wisconsin here, moved from Central Georgia. My brother and nieces will be fine. Inland GA effects are nothing.
Matthew Fisher
first bands are hitting east coast where are streams
Austin Rivera
Look it's Ben Affleck
Carson Murphy
Shit it seems like theres a lot of wesley chapel posters here. Stay safe pascobros
Juan Powell
>leaves no survivors
Jace Evans
If you play your cards right, you could make some good friends in the wake of this disaster and come out a better man. Think of it as a trial by fire. Godspeed user
Jackson Rivera
We've literally had 2 hurricane generals simultaneously all day. It's time to fucking stop.
Joshua White
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Asher Sanchez
From NHC another one at 2am and at 5am.
Lucas Robinson
>north FL >shelter
is your house made of toothpicks?
Joseph Reyes
>all those faggots who drained their money on food n gas and fled the area >all those faggots who didn't because they thought they weren't going to get hit and are now stuck in traffic Oh boy.
Noah Miller
Same Pensacolafag again? You're fucked, m8. Nice knowing you.
Xavier Ross
Euro update soon
What are we expecting
Henry Williams
Your tabs Puke.gif
Samuel Hughes
Tampafag here. Staying with my 5 other family members, stocked up on water, food, etc. Not evacuating because not in a flood or evac zone, and not near niggertown, but getting very prepared. A lot of people here don't seem to be taking the storm seriously. I have people asking me if I'm free to hang this weekend. Stupid people will be raped by this storm, and I can't even feel sorry for them.
Chase Parker
should be a sticky desu
Nolan Rivera
its always one is first, then some nigger desperate for (you)s makes another and shouts NEW BREAD
Alexander Reed
Naplesanon here. Just got this revolver for any potential looters.
Ian Rogers
>all the gay bars in the white part of miami >people still think white genocide is a myth
Joshua Hall
Ayo is you boiz Tyroawn an Jamal. Who here for the lootin? Check out my before you think about fuckin wit us whitey.
