The whole world is laughing at muricans because they are so fucking stupid. I mean, look at their president (not want to say that hillary would have been any better) - but shit looking like Idiocracy 2.0.
How did it happen that muricans got that stupid? ...maybe because they got "god bless murica" indoctrinated 24/7.
AMERICA IS NOT THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, IT IS THE WORST :D
this is the song that Venezuela will be singing next week when they switch their reserve currency to yuan and america freaks out and invades....Iraq, Iran, Libya, Qatar, etc.
Ryan Jones
Depressing Survey Results Show How Extremely Stupid America Has Become
...I'm from Austria, got blue eyes and blonde hair. U dumbed down, indoctrinated and fucked up murican ;)
Try harder? ....dude, look at your country and then look at europe/canada/australia/china/japan. ...you are laughable
William Baker
And we're laughing at you.
Blake Sullivan
OH BEAUTIFUL
Nathaniel Richardson
FOR SPACIOUS SKIES
Adrian Stewart
yea because u still think that your country is worth something :D
Wyatt King
FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN
Sebastian Fisher
Tell me it's not faggot
Dylan Green
>I'm from Austria Austria, eh?
Apart from Hitler, does your shitty nation even have ONE influential general or commander?
The only guy I can think of are Prinz Eugen (not ethnic Austrian) and Joseph Radetzky (also not ethnic Austrian). Karl Philipp Schwarzenberg was a cuck who accomplished nothing.
Your nation has always been a faggy empire that only managed to expand thanks to marriage and sharing power with Hungary like a true cuckold.
Your nation's history began by getting BTFO by the fucking Swiss whose entire country is basically an anti-Austrian alliance/oath, when you tried to conquer them as Babenbergs
You'd have gotten your ass handed to you TWICE by the Ottomans if it werent for winter the first time, and Polish Jan Sobieski coming to help you the second time.
You had Mexico for a while till your guy running it (Maximillan von Mexico) got executed for getting involved with the wrong people there, hilarious.
Your alliance with Spain was ruined because the Spanish heir turned out to be a mentally handicapped infertile autist (Charles II)
You tried to start a colony in India (Nicobar islands) and failed when all your sailors died from malaria.
Moving on, Mozart never identified himself as Austrian. He was born in Salzburg that was independent at the time.
Nikola Tesla was born in your empire but he is also not ethnic Austrian.
You discovered Franz Josefsland but lost it to the Russians.
You got the kike Sigmund Freud going for you but his theories have been widely considered nonsense by modern psychologists today.
Prussia took Silesia from you and you never got it back, not even during the 7 years war when you teamed up with Russia and could have destroyed Prussia, but didnt.
You got BTFO by fucking tiny ass Serbia after declaring war on them in 1914. You have lost our cousins in South-Tyrol to Italy ever since.
So if anything, it is Austria that never did shit that justified its existence on the map of Europe.
Christopher Reyes
>Your nation's history began by getting BTFO by the fucking Swiss whose entire country is basically an anti-
loool dude, we dont need a commander or general. ...we have education, healthcare/insurance, freedem, much lesser crimerates, much less prisons, we have nearly no poverty, worlds best city to life in.
what do you have besides military power? NOTHING dude. NOTHING but a mess. rich and elites have overthrown your whole state and u are too stupid to even get whats going on.
Wer in austira, have more income, need to work less, can go to the doctor anytime FOR FREE, we get free meds, if you lose your job, your get still paid so you wont get poor.
LOL u looking at history, I look at PRESENT TIME, and right now, and also in future u will fail more and more.
Julian Lewis
>Education >Freedem Pottery
Nathan Moore
Murica-splainers~
Wow America sure is the greatest country on earth, I bet you love telling people how great it is? What's that a non-American country has something nice, better shit all over it because it's not American yeah?
Joshua Brooks
dont worry, americans are shit swilling parasitic cannibals who are about to eat themselves
Nolan Clark
We might suck and be the worst people in the world but we still have to build a thousand mile wall to keep the best people in the world out. Why is that?
Juan Roberts
democracy was created in Rome bill of rights was created in Netherlands english was created in England
oppression was created in america
Hunter Nelson
jokes on you, when you find out that in your information bubble, that within your chinese silk prison, the wall is really meant to keep the slaves....in
and those with low IQ celebrated their prison
Andrew Morris
He doesn't have a country, he's a coward with a fake flag talking shit about another country you cunt. If you don't have the courage to display your own flag, you can't talk shit about anybody's country.
Jeremiah Morris
EXACTLY THAT!!! ...besides that i think democracy was created in ancient greek
Alexander Peterson
I'm from Austria FGT
Jackson Cruz
representative democracy
Jeremiah Foster
>Anti-american thread where OP hides his Geo flag
Much brave, so wow.
Jaxon Richardson
yeah but we are the best country in the world duh.
Michael Parker
Thanks for murica-splaining it to me. Yes I am a cunt, thanks for putting this non-American in his place. Add it to your scoreboard.
Camden Price
To be fair, it WAS the greatest. Then schlomo and Noseberg came over from Germany in the 1930s
Brayden Ross
Trump is loved in Italy by the common man.
Julian Mitchell
The best meme ever imo is "Americas stupidity" Usually accompanied with a few photographs of overweight or traded Americans, it is meant to make people feel better about their literal piece of shit countries, since they are able to make fun of "le walmart Americans"
Newsflash. If America is hell on earth you guys are fucked because I can only think of a very small handful of places on this earth that are better. Do we have obese idiots here? Yep. So do you, although perhaps slightly less percentage wise... To be fair.
Still. Your 20% obese fucks compared to our 30% isn't really anything to be bragging about. America has Nigs but it's literally preferable to the shariah horseshit coming to nearly every single EU country.
How about instead of making little "le funny American" threads, you make one discussing how the fuck we are going to fix the problems currently facing the west?
Adam Walker
op is triggered as fuck
Aaron Murphy
People like you losers are why I'm starting to think very little of non Americans
Grayson Garcia
People start these threads because we are the best. No one bothers to attack shit tier nigger countries because it's pointless.
Checkmate achmed.
Brody Cruz
Calm down, Austria
You´re nothing without Czech excellence
After you inherited the Kingdom of Bohemia you sold our precious Lusatia and lost Silesia.
You thought, you were good at having high taxes, but so totally fucked up with the private sector in the end, the reason, why so many people rather fled for the Americas than to put up with your shit.
You were also intolerant as fuck, most of your intelligence was protestant, but no, you couldn´t stop bitching about the pope not being enough deep inside your butthole.
You are a shameful inheritor of "our empire", because the only people, that were famous or did something useful, weren´t from Austria at all.
SAGE
Wyatt Gutierrez
>merica has Nigs but it's literally preferable to the shariah horseshit coming to nearly every single EU country.
Please look at all the proven statistics. ...watch my first video. ...you have the most ignorant and dumbed down society in civilized counrties. IT IS A FACT FGT, just google it moron.
Robert Mitchell
FGT talking about past times again. I'M talking about present time and future.
Czech is fucked up, look at the educatzion, poverty, non-working ppl. Austria fucks u in anyway.
Also, why do you need famous ppl all the time? wasnt hitler famous enough? or mozart, falco, schwarzenegger. BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT SINGLE PPL. ...IT IS ABOUT HOW PPL CAN ENJOY LIFE HERE AND THAT WE HAVE HEALTH AND WEALTH.
... LOL, murica, LOL ...
Elijah Lewis
>world laughs at Americans >highest standard of living in the world We don't care
Wyatt Nelson
yea, because muricans only care about being fat, shooting with weapons. starting wars and say "oh we didn't know better" :D what a bunch of fgts with no education and culture.
Julian White
ITT: Yuros still feigning laughter as their entire continent is being invaded by muslim savages that continue to violate and rape their homeland
Julian Perez
>whay do you have besides military power? Seriously, what else is necessary? If youve got something we want, what are you going to do, talk us out of taking it?
Daniel Cruz
T. butthurt Canadian lumber salesman Enjoy those tariffs syrup-nigger
Levi Anderson
>national representative democracy America is the first and oldest of these
Zachary Brooks
good point but when you look at it deeper, all that shit thats going on in Europe...it wouldnt fly here. what kind of country gives up its guns so it cant even defend itself. id rather look stupid with a gun then be pretentious getting raped in the ass or blowed up
Ian Hall
...hm I'm in austria and we took a lot of refugees. i live in a big city and I'm outside everyday in many places, but I don't even notice them, also none of my friends ever got problem with refugees, we barely see one. . ...lol u paranoid fucks talking about things u dont even know about. typical uneducated murican.
Hunter Moore
The whole world is getting fucked by refugees, they should really do something about their own problems don't you think.
I am talking about the past, because that was the only time you had atleast a bit of relevance
Your future is fucked, you´re cucked beyond saving, because you don´t know how your pipi works and Turks are taking over, you´re even more retarded than Bavarians, who are atleast aware of the Saupreiss.
>Czech is fucked up, look at the educatzion, poverty, non-working ppl. Austria fucks u in anyway.
You really have some balls for autistic Austria, who can´t even read.
Hitler did nothing in a long run. Mozart wasn´t Austrian, lol Falco was a failure Schwarzenegger is not even talking about him been Austrian
>BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT SINGLE PPL. ...IT IS ABOUT HOW PPL CAN ENJOY LIFE HERE AND THAT WE HAVE HEALTH AND WEALTH.
>... LOL, murica, LOL ...
Says Austria, the prime example of a failed state
Elijah Reed
>highest standard off lining in the world >but muh... Still don't care
Jack Carter
>what else do you have except for the most important thing to have
Liam Roberts
at least they had Marie Antoinette, the worst PR campaign ever.
Evan Sanchez
Cowboy culture is pretty legit.
Eli Peterson
Hey dipshit!! We are the fuckin world. Every fuckin race is here? Every color. They all want to come here. So laugh yourself away dipshit. I notice you don't list your shit hole of a country.
So continue to criticize yourself. continue on....
Lucas Bell
She was an inbred failure herself
Hudson Wilson
It's seriously like that and it's an open secret. The best thing: murricans still believe they are in control. I don't know who but somebody is buttfucking the US bigtime. If it wasn't for their military this wrestling-tier nation would already have been wiped and we all know.
Meanwhile we still helping those poor poor nigglers.
You need another bag of rice?
Brody Powell
SAGE
Ryder Peterson
If the EU took in 350 million muslim (almost the entire middle eastern population) it would be 63% white, just like the USA is today.
Samuel Reed
Germany would know about buttfucking huh?
Kevin Robinson
Dude did you ever had the chance of getting education in czechia? ...seems u didn't u retard cunt. LOOK: WE HAVE BETTER SCHOOLS, FREE EDUCATION, MORE PRESSFREEDOM, LESS CORRUPTION, MORE MONEY, LESS WORKINGHOURS, BETTER WEALTH, BETTER HEALTH. Czechia has NOTHING, or why do you think are 90% of toiletcleaners and "cheap"-workers from poland and czechia in austria?
BECAUSE THEY CAN LIVE HERE BETTER EVEN WITH THE JOBS AUSTRIANS WONT DO FOR THE MONEY. HAHAH FGT
Gabriel Evans
>pic There's some truth in that
Luke Garcia
...and lol, Mozart was Austrian. Falco was one of the most successful musician in the world if you look at europe. ...schwarzenegger always mentions styria, and visits austria at least once a year. he also said it in many interviews that he is very proud and his heart stays in austria. So stop lying, uneducated fag
Henry Cruz
The picture says it all
You´re too irrelevant for me to care You were always a puppet in the modern era Germany´s (lol) and now American (HAHA)
You are comparing my post-communist education with yours, that was shielded by your cucked neutrality? Why aren´t you comparing historical industry? Why is it, that you´re only now richer than Czech republic, before your very end?
All these caps doesn´t equal the truth, little Austria, these are all data to keep you calm, so that you may consider yourself western, but your corruption is rampant as fuck.
Comparing Czechs and the Polish? Man, you are just one dumb Saupreiss
Lol, those two are also a history, your failed history
Uneducated? Atleast I am not so insecure, that I must write most of my text in caps
Angel Perry
loool, BREITBART? are you for real? ...damn dude u are either a total retard or trolling.
I understand that u don't like to hear the truth. I also understand that u don't want to talk about present time and future, because it looks fuckin dark for czechia. ...but i would even prefer to live in czechia than in murica.
Jace Turner
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Eli Hughes
Its amusing when eurofags think Americans care about being laughed at. This only works in Europe and other gutless societies where people derive their self image from the perceptions of others. We don't give a fuck if people laugh. Most of it is nervous laughter anyway. Your idea of "culture" is getting ass raped by any invader who comes your way to prove your tolerance.
Caleb White
>2017 (effective since August 2017, delayed part of 2016 amendment) >government loses authority to order surrender of firearms during state of emergency or war
Stay mad, cucked bitch
I know the truth, that you´re just a puppet of the US, having all your systems infected with their viruses, so they may shut down in time of your non-compliance
Present and future are irrelevant to Austria, because she will be soon gone.
Fucking dark for Czechia? Don´t worry, we will shoot you on your way across our border
>but i would even prefer to live in czechia than in murica. Ironically, most of the retards can trace their lineage to Austria
Joseph Turner
The USA has been controlled by jews for over 100 years. Jews are dumbing US down through the (((controlled))) media. We have the documents.
James Gomez
lol u are a typical murican retard. funny that i barely even see any refugee. ...also my friends never had a single problem. ..you paranoid idiot.
And now think WHY these ppl coming here? Because stupid murica made war for geopolitical interests and totally fucked it up (because they are stupid, u remember?).
Also murican elitists are in fear because most technical inventions and best educated ppl are from europe/china. ...so u need to weaken other countries.
So in conclusion: all u can do is make war. becuause you have nothing else. isn't that ridiculous?
I would be ashamed for such a mess.
Nathaniel Russell
America's fucked, you can thank the spics for that.
Asher Brooks
My state is 99% white and the iq average is 104. Almost every woman I see is attractive and a near match biologically. Most of my friends got into ivy league schools and my high school gf got 2210/2400 on her sat.
Tell me again about how dumb Americans are and how we are all mongrels.
Anthony Peterson
Go home spic
>23 trillion
Julian Harris
your whole education system is laughable. my friend was techer in murca, st. petersburg, great britian and canada. he said universities (also private financed) in murica are very very bad. he said he never had such uneducated ppl around. even the teachers only knew some specific topics but were not able to handle other topics becuase of lack of knowledge. ...why do you think murica buys in so many engineers from foreign countries?
Andrew Sanchez
Not to sound Italian, but this Austrian has got the point Even the most educated Americans are dumber than average Europeans
Colton Miller
Of course you feel superior while blaming us for your problems. War refugees are a tiny fraction of migrants you are taking. You are letting in anyone who wants to live off your welfare state. That is the height of stupidity.
Jackson Evans
I understand what you are talking about. Sadly for us all, the people have failed to give support to the right candidate in 2016. With Hillary in charge America would have been already transformed into a modern, tolerant and progressive nation - like Sweden or Germany. But now we have to endure few more months (or maybe a year or so) until President Orange Turd is finally impeached and the forces of Progress will overcome Fascism, bigotry and racism.
Leo Barnes
>why do you think murica buys in so many engineers from foreign countries?
To stagnate wages, 1/3 of our entire working force has immigrated since 1965. Not only that but women entered the workforce in 1963. We had this huge economic boom coupled with an inflated labor force. Which is why we are poor unless you landed a meme job.
We are fucked.
Juan Stewart
saged
Carson Carter
I don't know if the CLintos would have been better. They are corrupt elitist assholes too. Also Clinton was responsible for war in middle east. In my opinion you only could pick between pest and cholera.
Sanders would have been better in my opinion. He would have taxed the very rich so the poor get at least some help. ...also he would have taxed the fuckin too powerful corporations so the state gets more power and isn't controlled by (((them))).
But now with Trump, (((they))) have a free play. ...they get even less regulation so they gain influence in politics to fuck muricans to death.
Austin Barnes
Germany non white in one generation.
Andrew Nelson
I bet my house, my car and all my saving that you are wrong. ...damn dude media propaganda makes u paranoid and look pretty stupid.
