NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 11 AM EST >GFS Model Run 12 PM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 130 MPH >Pressure 937 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
did anyone else see that absolute semen demon Stephanie Abrams reporting about Irma on the weather channel
William Jones
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Ethan Rodriguez
Is the light green a reliable model? Pleaseeeeee move east
Dylan Davis
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Isaac Nguyen
lovely numerical confirmation of Irma-Chan, the world's largest (and fastest) troll
Ryder Barnes
>mfw it goes west even more and literally no happening
James Jenkins
Is it time to start panicking yet?
Luis Moore
So is this going to maintain strength all the way up the peninsula since it still has ample warm water on both sides?
Tyler Phillips
digits for a cat 5 landfall.
Henry King
o sweet jesus!
Jason Martinez
>yfw it really does keep going west and into the gulf
Kayden Ortiz
This. Irma is gonna either miss Florida or jsut fizzle out
Liam Myers
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John Diaz
I expected flying sharks by now.
Brandon Ward
Say goodbye to Tampa, lads.
Nicholas Diaz
Fucking lel
Wyatt King
dank nu meme m8
this
I'm memeing for a FLA driveby that plows into NOLA again.
Daniel Wright
You should try and maintain a mild state of panic in your every day life.
Owen Reed
see: confirmed cat 5
Joseph Hughes
>Wetstone/Berkovitz >Berkovitz
Julian Nguyen
Am I gonna be ok lads?
Mason Allen
Cuba/land is RAPING Irma. within 7 hours, wind speeds will be under 120mph. Hits Florida cat 3 at maximum.
HAPPENING CANCELED
Charles Brown
Reminder, all Irma threads are brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
>Many stores open until 6:00pm today. See publix.com for details. Online easy ordering still down wgile stores focus on in-store needs.
First response picks OFFICIAL sub flavor of thread.
Joshua Cooper
Happeningfags, flyovers, eurocucks, and yankees can gtfo, lol
Kevin Roberts
F
Say your prayers user
Camden Sullivan
remember not to count your chickens before they hatched
Christopher Foster
I-75 is clear better start driving.
Anthony Taylor
Nothing happening at the end.
What am I supossed to do this weekend now?
Jeremiah Torres
no
Nicholas Gutierrez
Yeah it will keep moving westward due to Jose
Logan Murphy
Time to die, fuckers
Justin Williams
Buffalo chicken tendie sub
Jason Collins
$5000000000000000000
Says Hurricane just keeps going west and everyone in Florida evacuated for nothing
Isaiah Flores
Say good morning to Irma, lads.
R A R E
Lucas Scott
F
Bentley Roberts
>publix ad WEW, they know
Tyler Foster
once it gets to warm waters it will strengthen again
Luis Parker
Oh fuck
Bentley Rivera
try harder, faggot. Irma chan has the 'rest' ability. this is the calm before the next powerup
Juan Perez
Orlando here. Should I be worried? Disney even closed until Tuesday. Am I kill?
Leo Richardson
I can either go to my grandparent's house which is a newer house with storm shudders but has a 8ft tall by 15ft wide sliding glass door on the porch that won't be covered
OR
Stay home in this older concrete house that's tightly packed in the suburbs with an old roof and boards over windows
Lucas Moore
that's a lot of money
Samuel Gomez
>that little part of Cuba fucked Irma up
Austin Lee
If Irma hits Florida it could kill 6 million jews. Hurricoust anyone?
Henry Williams
that is a fucking hot webm
Ryder Jones
Classic. Timeless.
>texas pete or sweet baby rays?
Alexander Hall
Nah, look at the latest models. Keeps shifting west, will be cat 3 at the most by the time it gets to us. Big old nothingburger.
Jeremiah Collins
Or just kill yourself. Not even joking
Connor Smith
for tampa area too?
Adam Hill
Time to visit grandma!
Brandon Mitchell
All those people who waited in 15 hours of traffic yesterday just to make it out of the Florida must be really kicking themselves today... especially east coast fags.
Ayden Thomas
Do you see the state of the eyewall right now after it hit Cuba? There will be another long ERC and it will have no time to recover before hitting land. You'll be lucky to see winds even stay above 120 mph. You were all warned by the European model which showed a Cuba hit, but you didn't listen. Happeningfags spamming the GFS plot which has been consistently wrong after the Euro model blew them the fuck out was the best part. Florida is invincible to storms this weak, not even the keys will be hit too badly.
Dylan Miller
Orlando here also, I'm just boarding up and hunkering down. If you aren't in a flood area then you should be fine. There is NO way this thing is causing that much havoc to central FL
Eli Fisher
W-what do you mean? I thought Tampa was going to be safe?
Caleb Ross
Me and my family live on the East side of US 1 in a Zone C in Miami, and we evacuated to a Zone E. Best decision i ever made was not going out of Miami. I went on Labor day to buy all my supplies and get gas. I really feel bad for the ppl on the west coast who were not as prepared as Miami who started issuing evacuations days ago.
Austin Ross
SEE WHEN YOUR PUBLIX CLOSES MOST ARE NOON AND 6PM TODAY
>Last Updated: 9/9/2017, 6:00:00 AM (Mountain Standard Time)
Location: 22.6 N 79.6 W Movement: W at 10 mph Wind: 130 mph Pressure: 27.67 in
>940 mb
Nathaniel Cruz
>Gonna get hit nearly the same time as Tampa >Can't watch it get wiped off the face of the earth
Is there an greater level of cucked?
Thomas Bell
>grandparent's house
it's so sad we can tell one of your grandparents died due to the placement of an apostrophe
Jordan Rodriguez
kek. at this rate with all the fucking shilling they're the ultimate supermarket jew
John Smith
I live in Tampa, and I'm more afraid of niggers stealing my water and PC than I am the storm. Why the fuck don't I own a gun?
Connor Myers
>meanders in the gulf until it becomes a cat 5 and then smashes into Houston
HOUSTON CONFIRMED DEAD
Alexander Mitchell
Thank you user. You will receive a .50 raise on your next pay period. Keep up the good work!
Jace Cruz
REMEMBER TO KILL ALL YANKEE DOGS WHO INSULT OUR SUBBIES (Tendies Be Upon Them)
Dominic Thomas
especially the ones that got arrested for fighting at the gas pumps lol. sitting in municipal lock up, watching as nothing fucking happens. hahahah
Chase Roberts
do you ever listen to the bone?
Luis Hill
best part is earlier in the week Tampa and the west weren't getting shit and all the east fags moved west
Julian Rogers
it is the most fucked that a city has ever been fucked since Katrina slammed into New Orleans.
Caleb Jenkins
Do we have a list of good street cams to watch when shit hits?
Isaac Gray
Are things getting better?
Juan Richardson
Due West Due West Due West Due West
Grayson Bell
HAPPENING CANCELLED
Angel Kelly
Gee Texas, why do you get TWO hurricanes?
Adam Nguyen
You're in Tampa unarmed?
F
Nolan Robinson
over land over land over land over land
Jayden Morgan
probably look into seeking shelter
Jace Robinson
I rather put the chipotle sauce instead of buffalo
Carson Reed
I must say, this is so much entertainment for us /eurobros/.
Thank you based Floridians for being the sacrificial lambs for our own amusement. You niggas gonna die and your houses & cars utterly BTFO, while we observe all this and are /comfy as fuck/ from a very safe distance. Too bad there isn't a nuclear plant nearby ready to get hit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots!
Justin Baker
I really hope someone's collecting these for when NOTHING HAPPENS
Adam Smith
Can you try and film your nogging, the last hurricane was pretty boring.
yfw the keys get submerged under water permanently
Xavier Jones
KATRINA 2: SUFFERING BOOGALOO
Samuel Cook
Praise be to glorious pubbies.
Jaxson Baker
>tfw no gf to fuck during the hurricane
Christian Cooper
>money Try these digits.
Jaxon Mitchell
The only people who die from hurricanes are niggers that can't swim. See Katrina. You literally have to have sub 90 IQ to die in a hurricane
Chase Butler
S I G N I F I C A N T L Y D I M I N I S H E D
Wyatt Miller
>Why the fuck don't I own a gun? Because you're either a faggot, or an underage B&
Tyler Rivera
I have a pellet gun that looks realistic, hopefully it's enough to scare them away.
Jaxson Carter
There's actually two nuclear power plants in Irma's path, mountain jew.
Elijah Ortiz
haha, we are already below sea level, so it can't get any worse here, take that amerifags
Nathan Kelly
>nothing happening, all sensible floridians know the hurricane is either gonna miss us or turn into a bitchboi before it hits >everyone else thinks they're going to witness some sort of catastrophic event
kek
Brody Bailey
Pretty much the exact same statement you made during both World Wars
