What are men anymore? Do real men actually sit like this?

What are men anymore? Do real men actually sit like this?

this is how classy gentlemen sit.

nu-males

Probably just small testicles from having low testosterone growing up.

I sit with my leg sideways with my ankle on my knee, but I can't sit like that or I start getting pains in my abdomen.

Yes. Get over yourself.

heating balls like that is not healthy for your swimmers

I sit like that when my sciatica flare starts up. It's a good piriformis stretch but those guys are just faggots.

it's how yo hide a boner in public.

Those are all cucks, but, to be fair that sitting style isn't new

>your gender is determined by biology
>your gender is determined by your behaviour

Pick one.

this how men sit now that man-spreading is illegal. the key is to drop your balls down between your legs or pull them up on to your lap.

That people it's sick, the lust for power has consumed them, except for Stewart that went back the countryside to grow a bear and drink beer like a real men.

its how fags sit lol

If you don't sit like this you're obviously a teenager

Only white bois sit like that lol

wrong, a classy gent will sit with his ankle of his knee, not his thigh

this is how a women sits, they are probably all castrated or caged so they dont feel themselves crushing their dick and balls.

pic related is how a real man sits

You are probably a poorfag. Men have sat like that for centuries in the West, particularly people of the middle and upper class.

If I remember right, the direction the leg goes indicates how you feel about the person next to you.

You could say that the two guys on the left are pretty gay for each other.

Likewise the dude on the right seems to like the lady, but the lady prefers colbert.

And the dude next to Colbert seems to prefer the bald guy over Colbert.

Those are all jews user

Holy shit, now I understand toxic masculinity. You dumb insecure piece of shit, and a fascist, ha!

alfalfa as fuck!

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I can't sit like that or my dick and balls will be crushed and get a boner.

I hope this is bait

I can understand sitting with your leg across the other, as in like, lets say, it looks like your making the number 4 with your leg in a way. You know, ankle on your knee 4, I have to do it because I got a bad back, but these fuckers do this dainty women cross leg shit and its just odd.

if you search vintage group photos a lot of men sat like that, even in renaissance paintings

>womanspreading just 2 seats down

Wowee almost got me to respond

>Whitebois have no cock/balls so they cross their legs like women.

There's plenty of reasons that your women are dating men of other races, you get mad at white women, but stop having mannerisms of women and stop sitting like a woman.

both are acceptable, this thread is cancer

>tfw seating like this because comfy and see this thread

this.

lel look at all those manlet cucks

desu the 2 guys in this photo do look pretty feminine

>not knowing the millionaire alpha sitdown.
what a pleb
this guy knows whats up.

It makes you look smarter than you really are.

>Swedish sexual emergency team

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD hehe gud 1 friend

>pic
i bet he's some libcuck mocking this behaviour tbqh

Why dont you tell me more about this trouble of yours, maybe we can work it out.

You adjust them so that they fall between your legs. You lean at a slight angle so you're not sitting on them. I'm sorry you couldn't figure this out.

Was pic related not a man?

I can't sit like that for too long otherwise my balls hurt.

I think it's just some American "no homo" crap. Americans seem a bit insecure about their masculinity.

Look at that disgusting man spreader right there. He's micri-raping that poor, but strong and independent, woman.

Correction: Americans ARE more manly.

after your balls shrink, it's comfy

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>micro-rape

Is that what Spaniards call sex?

Jew entertainers

I can't figure out how to adjust my balls to sit this way. My dick crushes one ball and the other one gets pushed upwards

It's body language. Steven is the only one with hoods legs open because it's his show any he's the dominant male.

The other men have their legs crossed because they are deferring to his dominance in the situation.

It literally is a social status indicator. Higher classes cross their legs like OP pic. It's garish to cross your leg with ankle on knee, except in very casual situations (like camping).

And what kind of closet homo is so afraid of his desire for men that he can't even cross his legs.

It doesn't matter how they sit, but there certainly aren't any men in that picture. It looks like a fucking numale convention.

That was me when I was 12. Now my legs extend over 4 seats in total.

The Evolution of an Alpha.

>canada strikes again

>Muhfucgging ancient times
>second foot on the ground
>Swagger but still holds his ground
>now
>feet in the air, ready to get buttfucked

Lose some weight fatty.

Keep injesting soy fags, youll never be real men! Sad!

So fags that sit like that are Freemasons?

>had no children
>refused to become a dictator
No. Not by Sup Forums standards.

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I'll cross my legs, but usually it's like pic-related. I've never considered doing it this way to be effeminate.

THIS FAGGOT? A MAN ! HAHAHAHAHAHAA

non issue shit thread. sage.

i was sitting down for a long period of time between p[eople with my knees tight together once and my whole dick and balls got completely numb and i had to do this to resume circulation

Looks like a seminar at a synagogue.

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>Americans seem a bit insecure about their masculinity.
It's because we are. This is a known phenomenon: in societies where there are (officially) no homosexuals men can do whatever the fuck they want. It's why Arabs and Eastern Europeans can hold hands and kiss each other on the mouth and it's not gay but in the US or Britain if a man cares how he looks he's a fudge packer. There are no gays, so men in these countries don't have to signal/counter-signal/avoid-signaling to demonstrate their heterosexuality.

We have to police ourselves so as to avoid looking gay in ways you guys simply don't have to.

yea this is it

kys my man
bc you are a boy not a real man

Do you actually think a black man would sit like that? Do you realize how much it would hurt their cocks? When you sit like that you're literally telling women that you have a shrimp dick.

This is the only socially acceptable way for a man to cross his legs while sitting.

Going whole hog is gay, and I don't care how many pictures you post of famous people doing it.

What does it matter? Sup Forums gives me the impression that they're either not attractive or fit, or butt fucking ugly and jacked. Muscles feed women's instinctual desires, but I've seen androgynous men pull women away from their structure, in a heartbeat. Why? Some women, especially the halfway intelligent types (I know it's hard to believe but they exist) don't fucking want to feed their instincts it gets boring like how men get bored of looking at bimbos. Sometimes they want that Jack Sparrow fantasy. If one can pull it off, and you really need to pull it off in the face, an androgynous male can pull women faster than Chad. And the Chad is left dumbfounded, and let's the anger flare, while Androgynous is getting her wet by talking sensitively and intelligently, and making Chad look shitty because he's never had time to think on any of those things, nor the mental capacity.

Androgynous is signalling to her, "I'm a risk, there's mystery in this rabbit hole." Women take the risk, despite what their instincts tell them. Women let their fantasies ruin their lives too. Just like how men complain about porn addiction, women are addicted to Hollywood fantasies.

You put your dick on top of where your legs meet dummy

Yeah, that's pretty exaggerated spreading almost to the point where it would be uncomfortable in it's own way.

the cuck-cross

submissive weak (((males))) don't want to feel sexist and man-spread

they hope that by submitting to a woemyn's every order that one day a woemyn will look after them like a pet and let them cry tears of weakness on her shoulder

manspreading is a capitol offense in america

if I sat like those guys in the picture my dad would say stop sitting like a woman he told me the proper way for a man to sit is with his leg rest on top of the knee or not crossed at all

>tfw thighs are too THICC to sit like that
the closest I can get is ankle over knee. I can push it a few more inches but I can't possibly get one knee on top of the other.

DELET THIS

it's comfortable as fuck!

yes. you dont because youre fat

>caring about your dick
truly double digit IQ tier

> legs crossed durr, you sit like fag trololol

classic tard chad comment, already decade old

Ultimate beta male cuck right there

Are you a eunuch?

I am physically unable to cross my legs. My balls would be squished.
I'd never choose to sit that way, like a bitch.

No, only soyboys do.

i get it man. i was fat too. i couldnt sit like that because my fat was in the way or my pants were too tight

Where do they shift their bits and pieces? I just attempted to sit like this and my junk gets smooshed, very uncomfy. 0/10 would not recommend

>can't be muscular and intelligent

Growing up, there used to be a "test"
1. Cross your legs
2. Look at your fingernails
3. Look at the sky

>Soybois

lmao this

for what?
to show that youre thinking of something?

Look at these mental gymnastics to justify sitting like a woman. We get it, your cock is small and you're feminine.

sitting like that hurts and feels awkward, but then again I'm tall and skinny

Whats the look at the sky one

its comfy once you get your balls well adjusted

In many settings, and in general, it is considered more polite and appropriate because letting the bottom of your shoes be up in the air, in view of everyone, and close to someone else is seen as a potential problem and too casual. Many people do not like it on a certain level when someone is putting the bottom of their foot in the person's direction and/or moving it around or flopping it, and in many casual settings; it just shows a flippant and ambiguous position in many situations and it could be a certain level of disrespect.

Crossing legs is just a way to show a good level of casualness to not be too formal or direct in a conversation and to show comfort.

But it also depends on how much a person crosses their legs, because that can also be seen as off putting, too casual, and too constricting, like the person is ignoring their centered strength and also their masculine attributes.

Laying your leg on top of another and showing the bottom of the foot is fine of course in many casual settings, but both can be considered fine.

Low test doesn't have anything to do with testical size. I have really low test but I have huge balls (but a small dick)