/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - TIMES A TICKING EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane Center Update 11 AM EST
>GFS Model Run 12 PM EST
>Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida

IRMA RUNDOWN
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>Windspeed 130 MPH
>Pressure 937 mb
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida
>Traffic is lighter throughout the Florida interstates today. There is still time to leave.


LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=7EUsKnXHsuc&feature=youtu.be
youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw
youtube.
youtube.com/watch?v=h6aMN6NLOTQ
isstracker.com/
ustream.tv/channel/live-iss-stream
palmbeachpost.com/news/new-coast-guard-search-for-missing-surfer-near-boca-raton/nH8oBuAiWvBSLtaEfBOGDM/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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Useless faggot thread for a nothing burger storm. Kys in a hurricane like a dumb nigger.

help

What did they mean by this
youtube.com/watch?v=7EUsKnXHsuc&feature=youtu.be

youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

(((hurricanes)))

wat did they mean by that

I must say, this is so much entertainment for us /eurobros/.

Thank you based Floridians for being the sacrificial lambs for our own amusement. You niggas gonna die and your houses & cars utterly BTFO, while we observe all this and are /comfy as fuck/ from a very safe distance. Too bad there isn't a nuclear plant nearby ready to get hit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots!

This hurricane is a fucking joke. Pussy is weakening every second because Irma is a stupid feminist whore.

Going to take my shutters off, what a waste of time.

Reminder, all Irma threads are brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.

>Many stores open until 6:00pm today. See publix.com for details. Online easy ordering still down while stores focus on in-store needs.
Massive tendie shortages reported.

First response picks sub flavor of thread.

>t. Califag

If this was Ivan we'd already be dead

chicken parm

Im just gonna go to sleep

We should all go to sleep now

Zzz

Port Richey reportan
Fuck this dickteasing braphog

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i find it hilarious how news reporters are secretly happening bros

you can hear them say things like " dont be doubtful this storm could easily get back to a category 5"

like they encourage it to happen

Classic tendy sub no buffy. Easy

Actually it's strengthening ya dingus

Just defensively organized cars and put last shutters up. Full cave in /305/

Now to drink until nothing happens and I buy blow at like 10pm

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How fucked is St. Pete? Best friend's grandparents live there and they refused to evac, drove like 15 minutes to a friend's house. We got into an argument over whether he should call and tell them to leave or not. he says the surge won't be bad and I think the models show all of west coast getting fukt.

Also why does there seem to be a coordinated set of posts acting as if the hurricane isn't bad or anything? The Caribbean got fuckin raked clean.

Boar's head Ultimate on multigrain

Thank you Publix

newsfags are the ultimate happeningfags

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN tunanana....... tunananana

HOW THE FUCK IS THING STILL ALIVE?
Shouldn't the land interaction with cuba starve and destroy it?
What the fuck is powering this thing.

pls help

There are nuclear power plants, but they shut down.

Are you me? Jalapenos, olives, and mayo to confirm

GUYS. MY PUBLIX IS RUNNING OUT OF CHICKEN.

If Kim Jong-un wants to cause maximum damage to the US he might want to nuke that hurricane.

>What the fuck is powering this thing.

our meme magic

Any comfy live cams like these?
youtube. com/watch?v=gaErEed7UPI

female firefighter tried to open hydrant for about 5 minutes until some neighborhood guys came to help her open it

Hudson. I hope it turns out to be OK.

Once/if it makes it turn, it will have 18 hours over very warm water. expect it to go from 130 to 145/150

What's your favorite tendie sauce to get through a hurricane? I like to use ranch with a little teriyaki sauce mixed in.

memes

GRONBAHLT KLEMPFFFF

>it's fucking nothing

Big happening or it's nothing ?
Katrina-tier ?

wymyn stronk

Sadly no, I put all veggies on with mayo, mustard, O+V

also this
>the water around Floridia is like 90F

help us

>nightmare mode
Irma goes back out to sea, pushes Jose back south to re-attack Irma's previous route, Irma recharges and removes New Jersey.

Its gonna go lower than 130 if it longers any longer

It's mostly Califags that have never even learned about Hurricanes in their liberal arts-focused schools, euros that never have experienced a hurricane in their entire country's existence, or seasoned Floridians like me that don't actually really give a shit until it's actually going to be Cat 4+ in my area.

>newsfags are the ultimate happeningfags

actually ever since Sup Forums started around 2011 its always been a ron paul centric happening board

its only recently the phoneposters and the norms have come

There is a nuclear plant right next to Miami, and they already have a contamination problem. Get ready for radioactive alligators.

LOL fucking florida

don't eat the carb jew, the carb jew makes fat people fat

youtube.com/watch?v=h6aMN6NLOTQ

Wow. I paid over $3000 to fly my family to safety and now it turns out it might completely sidestep Miami?

Fucking fake news selling us fake global warming bullshit. I want my fucking money back.

Publix would like to form alliance with glorious HEB texas anons.

Hi Pasco bro. It's in Kek's hands now.

You'll be able to see the hurricane from the ISS in about 20 minutes

isstracker.com/

ustream.tv/channel/live-iss-stream

Digits for Irma loop into gulf, Jose loop into Atlantic, both swing around and hit Miami at same time

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Subs and BBQ, I'm on board.

>all them tendies

get fucked mah dude

pls send us help

Please report location for tendie stockpiling.

>Nuclear flying gators

Everything is possible in Burgerland, that's why I love you guys.

Here's that UK Model from Sept 7th.

We had snakes falling out of trees for a few days after the flood in Houston.

Euro has much more computing power than NA models, disregard our trash model

No user... it's larger than that...

BBQ... Subs...

heres a secret that very few understand on earth

fat is completely shit out of your body

you can drink a bottle of olive oil and not gain a single pound from it

or use a entire stick of butter and it will be the same as no butter

Is this how you faggots talk in real life, no buffy, extra ranch dippy, etc?

im in gainesville fl a really blue county and all the girls here above the age of 25 are STRONK WOMz so i found it funny when nearly ALL of the women i know that are single and only have fucks have been fb posting about how they need help and they need this and they need that ..i never post on fb just lurk around my community peeps to see what the delio but if i wanted to ask every single one of them I THOUGHT YOU WERE INDEPENDENT STRONG WOMAN WTF?

Is UK technology stuck in the 1980s?

DAMN YOU HAPPENINGFAGS
I CANNOT ABIDE YOU!
YOU FUCKING FUCKING YANKEES AND EUROKEKS, BE DISPELLED FROM MY AREAS
FLYOVER SON OF A BITCH!

Reminder only betas runaway from a wind strom

>already have a contamination problem
source

I want back the 180 MPH hurricane, it could be so comfy, especially to watch here in Yurop.

>D U E W E S T

we need help

This. We're fine. Then retards panicking can't tell a real threat from just a shitty couple days.
These yellow fucks don't even realize the biggest pain in the ass is going to be the power outages. They just watch the anchors at (((ABC))) memeing and believe them.

M E T H
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How many people will die today in southern Florida?
My guess is between 7,000-10,000

>Irma-Chan to the gulf, enjoy that hot water and soul food from MS, AL

Maybe.

It was the only one to have it hit Cuba.

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Actually we now have more power, but Euro does more stuff and runs less often then the GFS

Jew nose Irma meme when?

America is the greatest Reality TV show. It has the most and the best televised politics and calamities.

told you faggots it was going to be a nothingburger hurricane

>s-surely she will g-grow beyond 5-10 mph

ahahaahahaha

is uk model a retard

People are so fucking stupid.

palmbeachpost.com/news/new-coast-guard-search-for-missing-surfer-near-boca-raton/nH8oBuAiWvBSLtaEfBOGDM/

youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZL8ZVWVz8

>keep changing all the time
These models are fucking USELESS.

were

STOP
God you are such a fucking faggot posting Korean women all the time, and the exact same post that NO ONE gives a shit about. It's not even entertaining. unbelievable weeb fag

Get fucked. From day one (/n/) this was a thread about race realism.

it's a cat 2 now, literally 0 people will die

Tendie wins again.