NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 11 AM EST >GFS Model Run 12 PM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
IRMA RUNDOWN ============== >Windspeed 130 MPH >Pressure 937 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida >Traffic is lighter throughout the Florida interstates today. There is still time to leave.
I must say, this is so much entertainment for us /eurobros/.
Thank you based Floridians for being the sacrificial lambs for our own amusement. You niggas gonna die and your houses & cars utterly BTFO, while we observe all this and are /comfy as fuck/ from a very safe distance. Too bad there isn't a nuclear plant nearby ready to get hit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots!
Evan Cooper
This hurricane is a fucking joke. Pussy is weakening every second because Irma is a stupid feminist whore.
Noah Martinez
Going to take my shutters off, what a waste of time.
Wyatt Wright
Reminder, all Irma threads are brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
>Many stores open until 6:00pm today. See publix.com for details. Online easy ordering still down while stores focus on in-store needs. Massive tendie shortages reported.
First response picks sub flavor of thread.
Carson Hughes
>t. Califag
David Taylor
If this was Ivan we'd already be dead
James James
chicken parm
Austin Phillips
Im just gonna go to sleep
We should all go to sleep now
Zzz
Hudson Lopez
Port Richey reportan Fuck this dickteasing braphog
Jayden Gutierrez
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Jayden Gray
i find it hilarious how news reporters are secretly happening bros
you can hear them say things like " dont be doubtful this storm could easily get back to a category 5"
like they encourage it to happen
Ayden Rivera
Classic tendy sub no buffy. Easy
Anthony Carter
Actually it's strengthening ya dingus
Jeremiah Perry
Just defensively organized cars and put last shutters up. Full cave in /305/
Now to drink until nothing happens and I buy blow at like 10pm
Jace Robinson
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Jordan Campbell
How fucked is St. Pete? Best friend's grandparents live there and they refused to evac, drove like 15 minutes to a friend's house. We got into an argument over whether he should call and tell them to leave or not. he says the surge won't be bad and I think the models show all of west coast getting fukt.
Also why does there seem to be a coordinated set of posts acting as if the hurricane isn't bad or anything? The Caribbean got fuckin raked clean.
William Ross
Boar's head Ultimate on multigrain
Charles Martinez
Thank you Publix
Cameron Fisher
newsfags are the ultimate happeningfags
David Cooper
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN tunanana....... tunananana
Jaxon Allen
HOW THE FUCK IS THING STILL ALIVE? Shouldn't the land interaction with cuba starve and destroy it? What the fuck is powering this thing.
Henry Lewis
pls help
Brandon Rogers
There are nuclear power plants, but they shut down.
Oliver Harris
Are you me? Jalapenos, olives, and mayo to confirm
Leo Perry
GUYS. MY PUBLIX IS RUNNING OUT OF CHICKEN.
Cameron Hall
If Kim Jong-un wants to cause maximum damage to the US he might want to nuke that hurricane.
Joseph Ross
>What the fuck is powering this thing.
our meme magic
Nicholas Moore
Any comfy live cams like these? youtube. com/watch?v=gaErEed7UPI
Matthew Gomez
female firefighter tried to open hydrant for about 5 minutes until some neighborhood guys came to help her open it
Jackson Allen
Hudson. I hope it turns out to be OK.
Camden Myers
Once/if it makes it turn, it will have 18 hours over very warm water. expect it to go from 130 to 145/150
Logan Evans
What's your favorite tendie sauce to get through a hurricane? I like to use ranch with a little teriyaki sauce mixed in.
Zachary Campbell
memes
Cameron Evans
GRONBAHLT KLEMPFFFF
Lucas Nguyen
>it's fucking nothing
Isaac Davis
Big happening or it's nothing ? Katrina-tier ?
Nathaniel Ramirez
wymyn stronk
Blake Stewart
Sadly no, I put all veggies on with mayo, mustard, O+V
Jose Miller
also this >the water around Floridia is like 90F
Lucas James
help us
Landon Mitchell
>nightmare mode Irma goes back out to sea, pushes Jose back south to re-attack Irma's previous route, Irma recharges and removes New Jersey.
Camden Morris
Its gonna go lower than 130 if it longers any longer
Camden Howard
It's mostly Califags that have never even learned about Hurricanes in their liberal arts-focused schools, euros that never have experienced a hurricane in their entire country's existence, or seasoned Floridians like me that don't actually really give a shit until it's actually going to be Cat 4+ in my area.
Elijah Wright
>newsfags are the ultimate happeningfags
actually ever since Sup Forums started around 2011 its always been a ron paul centric happening board
its only recently the phoneposters and the norms have come
Evan Walker
There is a nuclear plant right next to Miami, and they already have a contamination problem. Get ready for radioactive alligators.
Robert Hill
LOL fucking florida
Jason Diaz
don't eat the carb jew, the carb jew makes fat people fat
Digits for Irma loop into gulf, Jose loop into Atlantic, both swing around and hit Miami at same time
Connor Wright
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Carson Rodriguez
Subs and BBQ, I'm on board.
Caleb Bailey
>all them tendies
Thomas Rodriguez
get fucked mah dude
Josiah Smith
pls send us help
Gabriel Mitchell
Please report location for tendie stockpiling.
Nolan Jackson
>Nuclear flying gators
Everything is possible in Burgerland, that's why I love you guys.
Landon Cook
Here's that UK Model from Sept 7th.
Nathaniel Wright
We had snakes falling out of trees for a few days after the flood in Houston.
Carson Sanders
Euro has much more computing power than NA models, disregard our trash model
Jose Baker
No user... it's larger than that...
BBQ... Subs...
Henry Brooks
heres a secret that very few understand on earth
fat is completely shit out of your body
you can drink a bottle of olive oil and not gain a single pound from it
or use a entire stick of butter and it will be the same as no butter
Nathaniel Kelly
Is this how you faggots talk in real life, no buffy, extra ranch dippy, etc?
Jace Ramirez
im in gainesville fl a really blue county and all the girls here above the age of 25 are STRONK WOMz so i found it funny when nearly ALL of the women i know that are single and only have fucks have been fb posting about how they need help and they need this and they need that ..i never post on fb just lurk around my community peeps to see what the delio but if i wanted to ask every single one of them I THOUGHT YOU WERE INDEPENDENT STRONG WOMAN WTF?
Elijah Hill
Is UK technology stuck in the 1980s?
Kevin Davis
DAMN YOU HAPPENINGFAGS I CANNOT ABIDE YOU! YOU FUCKING FUCKING YANKEES AND EUROKEKS, BE DISPELLED FROM MY AREAS FLYOVER SON OF A BITCH!
Jeremiah Young
Reminder only betas runaway from a wind strom
Isaac Fisher
>already have a contamination problem source
Joseph Johnson
I want back the 180 MPH hurricane, it could be so comfy, especially to watch here in Yurop.
Hunter Morales
>D U E W E S T
Zachary Gomez
we need help
Caleb Cruz
This. We're fine. Then retards panicking can't tell a real threat from just a shitty couple days. These yellow fucks don't even realize the biggest pain in the ass is going to be the power outages. They just watch the anchors at (((ABC))) memeing and believe them.
Easton Allen
M E T H E T H
Caleb Myers
How many people will die today in southern Florida? My guess is between 7,000-10,000
Ayden Rogers
>Irma-Chan to the gulf, enjoy that hot water and soul food from MS, AL
Nicholas Walker
Maybe.
It was the only one to have it hit Cuba.
Josiah Wood
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Andrew Cook
Actually we now have more power, but Euro does more stuff and runs less often then the GFS
Aaron James
Jew nose Irma meme when?
Nicholas Jackson
America is the greatest Reality TV show. It has the most and the best televised politics and calamities.
Gabriel Bell
told you faggots it was going to be a nothingburger hurricane
>keep changing all the time These models are fucking USELESS.
Ryan Murphy
were
Lincoln Parker
STOP God you are such a fucking faggot posting Korean women all the time, and the exact same post that NO ONE gives a shit about. It's not even entertaining. unbelievable weeb fag
Nicholas Hall
Get fucked. From day one (/n/) this was a thread about race realism.