/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - IRMA I AM DISAPPOINT EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
>Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida

IRMA RUNDOWN
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>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle


LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

nodc.noaa.gov/dsdt/cwtg/egof.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Fuck Florida and fuck Floridan people

IRMA IS WEAKENING
HAPPENING CANCELLED

our home

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prove me wrong

Why is Rick Scott stuttering so much?

>Sweden
>even

SE Florida anons! What level of smug are you right now?

It's literally nothing

NOTHIGN BURGER

first for ur gay

ITS ACTUALLY GETTING STONGER
HAPPENING NOT OVER

That nigga was shook. If a Cat 5 hit Miama he was gonna be in serious shit

>cat 3

HAPPENING CANCELED

>already at 130
>has 18 hours in warm water
>not going to get grow into a category 5 storm of pure rape
shiggy diggy gonna fuck you like a piggy

Because he has seen the end of Man.

>when jews try to speak without a peace of paper in front of them

I have a video of me windsurfing with a towel on my skateboard however i dont have a computer so i cant edit it properly to post it here

I must say, this is so much entertainment for us /eurobros/.

Thank you based Floridians for being the sacrificial lambs for our own amusement. You niggas gonna die and your houses & cars utterly BTFO, while we observe all this and are /comfy as fuck/ from a very safe distance. Too bad there isn't a operating nuclear plant in danger of exploding in tons of radioactive energy to contaminate all of Florida and the surrounding states..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots!

>Evacuating north
>Enter Jacksonville city limits
>Smell of fried chicken and body odor pervades the car
Wow that city needs a good scrubbing.

Fuck this low energy virgin faggot hurricane getting our hopes up.

IM GOVERNOR RICK

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A GOVERNOR

mfw it turns to a cat 1

Whats the odds of a decent happening

>supposed to be a borderline 5
>already borderline 3

happening level:rather play video games.

Me and doggo Atlas outside between squalls/bands

T. miami

lol

That user is the behind the based OFCI model

of course it's getting stronger, irma will now traverse the warmest sea.

Low

Port Richey reportan
Nothing is certain at this point but a sharp turn North seems odd

>everybody on the East coast of Florida evacuates to the West coast
>Hurricane bounces off Cuba and hits the west coast of Florida
I'm OK with this

Pretty fucking slim at this point. Cat 3???

0

Looting isn't a negative thing

>your city is destroyed
>shore and others shop opens
>have the opportunity to have easy money, easy stuff

Don't tell me you won't do it Sup Forums...

>All of these not happening fags
Shit is going to get up to a high 4 or 5

>I grow stronger each day
Ebola found in the eye of the storm

CUUUTTEEE

>One death occurred during preparations when a man fell off a ladder while installing hurricane shutters in Davie.[144]

F

that's the face of 1000mg of vyvanse

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Vero beach, I'm on anime girl-tier

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Screenshot of me windskating with a towel

You niggers realize its going to get stronger again right?

Got my looting canoe ready. Gonna get some good shiet this year

Ft. Lauderdale reporting in. We're reaching levels of comfy which are unheard of!

any live cuba cams?

Nah CAT 5 landfall.

my last 2 digits

hi atlas

>trying to watch some college football
>Rick Scott shilling over the game

Fuck off lad

It'll barely re-intensify. That water isn't gonna be hot anymore.

So when it goes back to Cat 4 is the happening all of sudden back on?

before i moved to fl i rode the greyhound all over fl jacksonville was one of the most vile places i have ever seen and smelled worse than ny new jersey worse than china. jacksonville doesn't need a good scrubbing it needs jesus

In NC?

>mfw eye is projected to go right over me
>mfw lived in Fl for 22 years and this is nothing new to me

this is what happens when the hurricane blows its load too early

Good job Sweden

H U N K E R D O W N B O Y Z

Looters get the bullet too

This nigger is shredded

Another blueball "happening".
Gonna make landfall at CAT3 and perhaps tip over some yard chairs and rain a bit.

>CAT 2 hurricane.
>after all that fear mongering and (((buy all the things goy)))

KEK

why is that

as soon as it gets off cuban coast it's going to blow the fuck up...still habbening

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there's a chance it never makes landfall until it hits the panhandle
it could be a category 5 storm of death

might make me microwave popcorn and glance a bit.

I miss Florida hurricane happenings. School closed for a slight severe storm and comfy afternoons playing vidya.

OFCI isn't a model, it's the NHC official forecast.

like 10%

NHS confirms huge swarms of Zika laden mosquitoes in the hurricane!


Anyone caught outside will be infected by zika carrying bug missiles

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Any fem anons can come to my house for shelter. Just contact me, my info is in the email field.

Good, hope a lot of americans die 2bh

that means you werent there for andrew you retard

so happy. Having no power sucks. It's like 100*+ during the day (w/humidity) and mosquitos.

Hope west coast anons stay safe.

Floridians* don't be insensitive.

guise....
Jose is going to hit Washington DC

Cloud cover.

First winds swirling around Tampa.

Floridanon Tampa Bay

Get ready she's gonna power-up.

But what if Florida Man and his wife, Florida Woman die? Who will then do all the crazy shit?

>Water quickly cools down

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can the climate change people stfu more about science deniers. they are the ones who are delusional. they want disasters so they can be right.

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It's going to hit Texas it hasn't turned yet

>mfw these threads are slowing down as fast as irma

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

nodc.noaa.gov/dsdt/cwtg/egof.html
>86 degrees

Of course (((they))) wouldn't let it hit (((Miami)))

That's a nice doggo.

The fuck? It was sunny literally yesterday

>hitting washington
>not coming down for round 3 to florida again

What's proper Computer protocol when the storm arrives? Should I shut off my computer entirely? Is it safe to keep shitposting until power outage?

VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE ANSWER

>They all laughed at UKX2
>BUT THEY ARE NOT LAUGHING ANY LONGER

IF she turns