Things found in Drumpf supporters homes

>a fat ugly wife
>obnoxious and misbehaved kids
>camoflage dinnerware
>duck dynasty poster from WalNart
>a poorly groomed, smelly dog
>random garage tools laying on the floor
>rural and suburban retards

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What's a "garage tool"?

City people are too cute. Be honest, can you even change your own oil?

>fleshlight

>A "Hillary for Prison 2016" shirt
>A "Liberal Tears" mug
>A stack of pay stubs with 30% of their income withheld to pay for the beaners and liberals that bitch about them existing

What do I win?

At least you admit they own their own houses.
>guns
>literally anything they want
>pusSAAAAYYY
>sage

A happy, well-grounded family.

>A withered negro slave shackled to the corner of a dark room

Guns, Gold, and a colored butler named 'Moteesa'

An american flag, probably

You forgot propur water purification system with filters on deck 6 months worth of freeze-dried food thousands of rounds of ammo and a miniature power station consisting of a generator solar panels and batteries with converter and a radio of some sort. All this coupled with neighbors that like and support each other.

> Garage tools

This one of those leftie memes you are working on?

There are none of those things in my household you fucking rabbi...

A bullet flying at your chest at supersonic speeds because you're a faggot entering my home uninvited.

generator
bottled water
proper forms of identification

>garage tools
>this probably can't change his own oil
>this guy probably doesn't know how to change a tire
>this guy probably can't fix a leaky faucet
>this guy can't unclog his plumbing
>this guy probably can't clean a gun
>this guy probably doesn't even own a gun
>this guy's washing machine breaks and he can't replace the part
>this guy doesn't know how to build a deck
>this guy has never built a shed

You forgot
> a jar full of liberal tears

Not freedom removing imigrants

Hahaha underrated

>Urbanites owning a washing machine or any household appliances

"1 post by this ID"

Books
Pictures of family members
Firearms
Home-cooked meals

As much industry happens in suburbia, no? So why would they be retarded?

>>a hot trophy wife
>>educated behaved kids
>>real dinnerware
>>Joe Rogan poster
>>a well groomed, golden retriever or german shepard
>>a well organized garaged
>>rural and suburban go getters
fixed.

a father

>Garage tool
Nigger detected.

This.

> family Bible
>kids who respect their parents
>American flag
>2 parents
>a w2

NIIICE

>food
>guns
>bottle water
>my family which means more than life to me
>few cats
>flying squirrle
>canned goods
>few computers
>more guns
>my work boots
>my rock/coin/zippo collection

two parents

saged

Bwahahahaa

Their wife's African American child (See what I did there Drumpfkins? I have effectively nullified your insults by using them against you. This is what happens when you base your ideology on memes instead of science and compassion, you lose.)

This is true except for the kids part STOP

>I've said "no u," so my feelings aren't hurt ;_;

Oh I'm sorry, did my mastery of the internet memes twigger da wittle baby? Why don't you go find a safe space to go cry in?

not our fault that you're so shit at raising children we have to raise yours too

playing baseball with his son.

Savings Account

Clean windows

Luxury Automobiles

Swimming Pool

Four Car Garage

Boat

Deed to Second Home

Safe with Weapons

Boats they use to rescue Hillary supporters with.