NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
IRMA RUNDOWN ==============
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the impending destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
This is why I don't believe all the bullshit about climate change. We can't even predict where a hurricane will be 6 hours from now, but we're supposed to know exactly how the Earth will fare 60 years from now?
Here we fucking go Prepare you arseholes Floridians Irma's horny and she has no lube
David Hill
THE EYE HAS MOVED OFF CUBA AND IS FULLY REFORMED RAPIDLY GAINING STRENGTH
Levi Nguyen
In Pinellas county alone there are 50,000 households without a car, most of them over the age of 65. They were told to shelter in place because the authorities were convinced that the storm would not impact them. Now the storm eye is expected to pass right over them : (
TONIGHT ON THE OBAMACARE DEATH PANEL: HURRICANE IRMA
Caleb Ramirez
They says the cranes are designed for 145.
That crane wouldn’t survive 100.
Book it.
Jason Bennett
727 clearwater faggot reporting for immense human suffering!!!
Juan Flores
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Matthew Butler
>Hot chocolate with Hershey powder
Dylan Scott
you ever seen a hurricane do a fucking 90 degree turn? Miami happening is canceled.
Landon Wilson
where are the qt reporters?
Ayden Nguyen
Can we all jist finally admit that this is all media hype and that their been saying it's going to turn for days now and it's still just heading straight west?
You fell for the windy jew.
Josiah Wood
Keked.
Jayden King
They can shove their mandaory evacuation and shove it up their ass. Trying to get us to buy more gas and water, and other useless shit. Always hype things to increase sales of certain items. Trying to increase the stock price of major Fuel companies. It's always so major companies can make more money. No one here in SW Florida is in any danger of anything. YES GOYIM, FULL UP YOUR CARS WITH FUEL, BUY ALL OF THE WATER IN THE STORE, BUY BATERIES, BUY FLASHLIGHTS, STOP AT MCDONALDS AND OTHER FAST FOOD ON YOUR WAY OUT.
Jaxson Flores
I know. And it's the same situation all up and down the west coast of Florida. That's why my estimate is 40 000 dead.
Jordan Hughes
Stop using cucked nudata and go to the source. Those shitty wind-vis site are for children and manbabies, the actual forecasters don't touch that shit.
Hunter Diaz
My apartment.
Blake Walker
someone call jeff and get him back online!
Kevin Moore
>tfw dirty european >tfw no nice weather here >EVER kill me familia so that i may be reborn in glorious US
Kevin Jackson
It's just a friendly, threadly reminder that us /eurobros/ are gonna be laughing hard as fuck, while all of America screams in pain.
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAH
BASED IRMA is /our hurricane/.
Easton Phillips
>relying on the Ultra 3000 Mega Weather radar
Ethan Reyes
Take Shelter with Michael Shannon is actual a good storm movie
Camden Ramirez
Grocery store
Isaac Davis
>tfw you thought Florida had enough girth to please Irma-chan >she just passes you up for the gulf of Mexichad after blowing off Cuba
Robert Turner
A place for good boys to spend their good boy points.
Jonathan Long
Lmao snowbirds get fucking wrecked
Anthony Morris
K
Ian Russell
the perfect storm
Hunter White
watched this last night tonight: perfect storm
Adam Lee
LEE at 40%
Noah Rodriguez
guys Irma is going to be over Florida on 9/11
Jace Perry
Marathon winds have picked up significantly in the last 2 minutes.
Matthew Rogers
link me a good one then, bois
Jaxson Russell
it already turned, though
Carter Miller
recommend storm movies
Joseph Martin
Why NYC in the background?
Christopher Jenkins
Imagine knowing that you only have hours left to live. Time to make peace with yourself and others.
Leo Nguyen
HAHHAHAHHA absolutely based
I hope the 20 or so cranes collapse and crush retards standing outside to death
Daniel Howard
I'm 941 too. Barricaded and stocked with supplies. Were you in the mandatory zone? Stay safe out there. Shelters are full of shitters.
Mason Brown
Will be a nothing burger.
Lucas Martinez
it's going to NOLA KEK WILLS IT
Henry Evans
It turned senpai
Zachary Ortiz
I wanted a CAT 5
I'm sad :(
Andrew Johnson
it's turning now
Nathaniel Ramirez
why wont this fat cunt turn north
Aaron Thompson
top kek
Jayden Parker
It'll hit Florida, but everything will be okay because Florida rules.
Check em
Bentley Long
CNN said that the docks in miami will all be underwater, is that true?
Christian Taylor
Kek, will thee send Irma to NOLA for it refuses to aknowledge your true glory ?
Cooper Peterson
rip fl
Nicholas Turner
it'll at least strengthen back to cat 4 before it hits florida.
I'm still /r/equesting that image of hurricane Andrew, hurricane Irma, and hurricane jeb
Anthony Bailey
Winder user who is from 239 here. I'm hearing from friends that the storm is starting to show affects in fort myers, so we have a official live stream?
Keep praying for my cats everyone. Also pray for my dad's farm in Alva that he manages. If it is gone he won't have a jobs, owners are greedy and may just take insurance money and run. Please keep my family in your prayers and that includes my cats.
Any atheists or smug Europeans mocking us Floridians can Fucking die
