NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
IRMA RUNDOWN ==============
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle
I think it won't hit Florida, I think Florida will be ok. It'll turn into a tropical storm by the time it gets near Florida and everyone will be okay. We dodged a bullet. Please tell me this is what will happen.
I have worked out an ideal solution for all our problems.
If we channel enough meme magic, we can use Irma and Jose to destroy as many nog-infested shitholes as possible in the eastern/central US.
>Pic related, ideal irma path, goes CAT 5 and destroys Miami, restrengthens/keeps strength in the atlantic, curvs and destroys Jacksonville >After that, it stays strong enough to cause heavy winds and major flooding to Atlanta >It trails along the line of highest black population percentage through GA/SC, flooding the areas >It loops back south, regains full strength, hits Miami a second time >Regains Cat 5 strength in the gulf, directly hits New Orleans >Slows down over NOLA, trails the coast, keeps its strength, hits Houstan for the lols >Remnants bring extra rain to the midwest for a good healthy growth of excellent crops
All we have to do after that is meme Jose into becoming CAT 5 and hitting Baltimore and Jew York and life will get better nation-wide.
Michael Perry
WHERE'S POL'S STREAM WITH ALL THE WEBCAMS?
PRAISE KEK'S CHANNEL IS DEAD
Zachary Wilson
>it dropped to cat 3 What the fuck? When? I just woke up. God fucking damn it.
Ryan Ramirez
NTH FOR CAT 5
Kayden Gray
Price gouging pieces of shit.
Samuel Ortiz
All FL area codes, check in 941 standing by
Jose Sullivan
813 fag here just replying to previous thread.
Used to live in the Midwest. I know all about that.
Will do.
Kek
Samuel Roberts
It won't turn into a cat 5, it will only continue to weaken. Can someone give me hope it won't turn into a cat 5?
Dominic Anderson
Yes, you might as well go to the beach right now to enjoy the weather.
Chase Anderson
Nah bro Euro is cucked
Kayden Young
Loll rekt. Cat 4 but hitting Houston instead is the truth.
Charles Fisher
irma
Jordan Scott
Still going West baby!
Oliver Stewart
Borderline Cat 5 Brappening back on
Sebastian Cruz
How is cuba doing
Matthew Russell
Wow. I can't believe you idiots are hoping this gets even more intense and kills people and damages property. Their is nothing funny about that? You think it's funny at the possibility of elderly people who can't evacuate drowning in their houses?You think it's funny at the thought of people losing everything, their homes and possesions? I can't even believe what i'm hearing right now.
Blake Miller
Nobody will be hit, it will weaken before it hits anywhere else
Kayden Garcia
>what does autism look like
Kevin Parker
727 here.
Adrian Edwards
Yes yes and yes k thx
Benjamin Myers
This bitch is going to use her teeth when she deepthroats Florida
What are the women like in Florida? It's awful here in NC, nothing but dykes and niggers.
Oliver Peterson
Reminder that Publix fags ruined the happening. Kek got sick of hearing their off-topic junior high bullshit.
Hunter Perez
It's funny. Lmao @ ur life
James Hall
>Shit-tier bait or actually being this new. Tough call.
Elijah Fisher
Reminder before you evacuate put your fans on your roofs
Nolan Green
okay?
Isaiah Johnson
I hope it gets worse California here
Adam Hernandez
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Ryder Brown
>How is cuba doing Still communist.
Brayden Perry
so literally all of Florida will see 100mph winds
Colton Hernandez
It will weaken from a 2 to a 1 and then tropical storm. Can someone please give me evidence to support this? I want this to happen so bad
Landon Ortiz
post irma chan!
Anthony Phillips
Storm surge over 1.5 feet according to noaa sensor
Aiden Morgan
/941/ here too. Still can't believe how nice it is without the fucking New Yorkers all over the place.
Asher Wright
CAT 4 IN NOLA CONFIRMED
Nathaniel Thomas
lol so now it's hitting as a cat3?
Jaxson Evans
Aye. Coffee cigs and watching Florida fags panic. It's a good way to wake up. 3rd shift is a bitch but I do enjoy the afternoon quiet with all the little bastard children at school and all my neighbors are gone or are quiet as fuck.
Asher Rogers
HHAHAHHAHAAHA
Luis Ramirez
Next big hurricane will be rated as cat 6.
Jeremiah Adams
>this desperation Irma chooses to spare Miami and run through Naples.
Jeremiah Jones
What are women anywhere in the world except awful? Only reason why anyone even tolerates them is because they have a pussy.
Aiden Lee
Reminder, all Irma threads are brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
>Many stores open until 6:00pm today. See publix.com for details. Online easy ordering still down while stores focus on in-store needs.
>endorses the EURO model
>officially allied with HEB
>Gainesville publix report:
First response picks sub flavor of thread.
Grayson Jackson
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Michael Ward
>tfw scared the storm won't live up to the destruction hype
Shouldn't I be scared of the opposite?
Henry Mitchell
i like your id
Tyler Harris
I literally can't even
Matthew Gomez
407 Here
Dylan Allen
Is this photo fucking real? Are we really going to have to endure shitty internet larping in the real life apocalypse?
Fuck, people are utter shit.
Jacob Gutierrez
nth for I have family in fort lauderdale WHOO
Jace Moore
Tendies tossed in honey mustard
William Wilson
Your line missed New Orleans.
Joshua Long
By far the most autistic thing I've ever seen
John Rodriguez
What happened to Turks and Caicos? Even Barbuda we had a level of communication a day after, it's been 40 hours.....
Blake Evans
Irma got addicted to Cuban men
Noah Powell
Me
Samuel Wilson
QUICK QUESTION
Several threads ago there was an user who was giving advice on stocking supplies like water and shit and his posts had a really neat multicolor sun lamp. If yer still here user, WHERE CAN I GET THAT LAMP?
Josiah Evans
It won't. It will go from 2 to 1 and then tropical storm. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE READ THIS AND GIVE ME EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS? I ASKED EARLIER AND NOBODY DID
Xavier Morgan
What is funny about someones grandparents drowing to death? What is funny about parents having the explain to their children that they lost everything they had?
Connor Sanders
Except I have to be holed up with the nigs and spics in the shelter
Brandon Cox
MAD AT SANDWICHES
Bentley Gonzalez
West coast /comfy/ checking in
Jace Roberts
improved hurricane comfy jpeg
Angel Smith
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Colton Bennett
SHARK HAS FLOWN IN TO THE EYE OF THE STORM COMBAT ENGAGED
TRUMP SIGHTED MOUNTING A SECOND SHARK
FIRST SHARK'S RIDER UNKOWN
Connor Barnes
>tfw you're such a big girl that Cuba grabs you by the jelly rolls and has its way with you not a fan of this tbqh
Jeremiah Taylor
Florida women are almost as degenerate as Californians. Sad but true.
Gabriel Clark
Atlanta falcons
Luis Nguyen
he's such a faggot
Brayden Diaz
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Ryder Phillips
Latest footage of miami beach
Sebastian Campbell
tampa fags btfo
Ryan Foster
GOD BLESS WEST PALM BEACH
WE SAFE SENPAI
Luis Williams
You've never met floridians have you. they're a very hearty race.
Jace Wilson
if white here is average
Carson Gutierrez
Tropical storm probably.
Jacob Evans
It won't hit Florida. It will be a tropical storm by then and it will be NOTHING
Christian Lewis
>relying on windy
Meme status
Alexander Hernandez
Chicken trendy sub
Brody Richardson
someones grandparents drowing to death.
parents having the explain to their children that they lost everything they had.
