RUNDOWN ======== >About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders >Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours >Pressure 941 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable
NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now >Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
Irma is a big nothing burger and the night king kills sansa stark and most northern forces in a surprise attack in episode 1 season 8
Julian Bell
Is this real?
Jeremiah Powell
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the impending destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
Connor Smith
Happening canceled. Start taking your shutters down.
Joseph Richardson
Am I a prepper now?
Anthony Williams
IS TAMPA KILL, GUISE?!?!?!?!?
Easton Clark
you're not real, man
Jonathan Gonzalez
so it's like 20 hours before landfall?
Snoooorrreee
Jason Gutierrez
Important if factual
Dominic Jenkins
which airport is that? Tampa?
Justin Thomas
Big if true
Blake Ramirez
Real if BIG
Mason Kelly
Viva JOSE!
Jonathan Barnes
Need a good stream, what's everyone watching?
Tyler Watson
Why do burgers keep getting btfo by the weather?
Ryan Morales
yup
Evan Cooper
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the impending destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
these threads are made by PUBLIX SHILLS who want to scare you into spending money at their stores >these threads are made by PUBLIX SHILLS who want to scare you into spending money at their stores these threads are made by PUBLIX SHILLS who want to scare you into spending money at their stores >these threads are made by PUBLIX SHILLS who want to scare you into spending money at their stores
these threads are made by PUBLIX SHILLS who want to scare you into spending money at their stores >these threads are made by PUBLIX SHILLS who want to scare you into spending money at their stores
these threads are made by PUBLIX SHILLS who want to scare you into spending money at their stores >these threads are made by PUBLIX SHILLS who want to scare you into spending money at their stores
Jayden Smith
"They" got to the solar panels in St. Thomas. Global warming hurricane can no longer be stopped!
Noah Harris
What's the forecast for niggers doing bigger activities if the power goes out?
Daniel Clark
To be even more comfy, here is a ton of streams :P
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the impending destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
Gavin Nelson
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB IRMA AND YOU BLEW IT
Zachary Young
>PUBLIX only mention of PUBLIX is in your post nice attempt at reverse psychology, but you should let the pros handle the shilling
Bentley Lewis
>I-I'm still a big hurricane guys
Nolan Campbell
Build raft now out of empty 2 liters
Ayden Young
I think Nate Silver now works for NOAA
Robert Reyes
...
Adam Wood
Better be safe than sorry
Carson Butler
Trump can't have done this, because #notmypresident.
Parker Roberts
>Saging a thread that reaches the bump limit in half an hour
Dylan Cook
STOP SPAMMING THAT DAMN LINK
The notehub at the bottom does literally the same thing.
Parker Morris
>scare you into spending money at their stores Dude, have you ever been to Publix? They don't have to convince anyone of anything. They're the best.
Blake Bailey
Hi /pol, femanon here. Im currently residing in south tampa and im getting really nervous. My "boyfriend" is out of town on business and couldnt make it back. I had no time to prepare and idk what to do. Is anyone in tampa able to help me?
Irma hits Tampa as category 5 and recurves into Miami as a category 4.
Isaiah Martinez
Clean our streets Irma. You can do it.
Parker Jones
digits and it changes path and hits houston again
Luis Wright
indeed
Luke White
>post boipussi pics
Juan Clark
>no cooler with ice >no cheap dollar general brand flashlight >no toilet paper >no charcoal and lighter fluid w/Grill >no alcohol (optional)
Is it your first storm?
Josiah Edwards
tits or gtfo
Henry Fisher
Go back to plebbit.
Ryan King
post feet - am nearby, and have yacht.
Henry Davis
Eight people have posted the link, why is your bitch ass whining at me.
Parker Murphy
Well, well well... you will need to titstamp that
Zachary Bell
>Not the virgin evacuate/ the chad stay Shit template
Wyatt Sanchez
I wonder if anyone has ever had a custom made dildo w/ the publix logo printed on it.
James Perez
Poor girl didn't prep before trying to take Cuba, now she's having second thoughts about getting ORANGED by the long soggy dick of America.
Leo Morales
...
Tyler Roberts
Doesn't seem like anything is coming
Luis Young
Wheres my spaghetti?
Benjamin Bennett
>not going to every local store and only buying out all of their CUPCAKES Yes I have some hostess too you faggots.
Hudson Miller
Ay, for if the aforementioned miniature photograph possesses the ability to provide inconsequential evidence for its existence, 'Twould be a happening of epic proportions
Isaiah Walker
Go back to plebbit retard.
Aaron Gray
It only needs to be posted once, and it's a duplicate of the stream pastebin.
Liam Hill
Stop looking at the category levels. Hurricane Issac barley brushed Florida as a cat 1 in 2012 and still killed 2 people there. Bye the time this reaches NSouthern Georgia, iut's still going to be a cat 1
Bentley Evans
Are you cute? I'm in south tampa, but I'm not helping out some ugly bitch to be honest family
Samuel Jackson
Since it's Cat 3 nothing serious will happen? Talk about building excitement
Elijah Long
Happening status?
Owen Murphy
absolutely, if you are willing to suck dick.
Wyatt Harris
Jose is turning around
Camden Miller
Anyone else getting ready for some looting? Gonna get myself a new 144hz monitor
Jacob Rivera
averted
Levi Murphy
happening status will be upgraded to "it's" within a couple hours
Ayden Williams
WHERES JEFF
Charles Edwards
Is Publix now an ADL approved symbol of white supremacy?
