RUNDOWN ======== >About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders >Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours >Pressure 941 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable
NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now >Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
>storm headed towards texas >hard to predict, no evac because of the uncertainty >FUCKIN IDIOT DEMOCRAT NIGGER
>storm headed toward florida >hard to predict, but due to the major fucking houston just got people evac just to be safe >YOU IDIOTS ITS NOT EVEN GONNA HIT ARE YOU RETARDED
Is it even possible to describe just how fucking stupid you people are?
Jackson Roberts
evac zone here but staying put. AMA
Jose Nguyen
First for I need someone to tell me its gonna be okay
John Jenkins
holy shit guys
Eli Phillips
First for happeningfags BTFO
Joshua Hall
MIAMI FAG HERE.
I AM RIDING IT OUT ON MY BOAT PIC RELATED I LOADED MY FAMILY UP AND WE READY TO RIDE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT
AM I GOING TO MAKE IT BROS?
Ian Ross
Turning soon
Ayden Morris
Where is Jose going to land? I'm over Irma.
Joshua Ramirez
I'm honesty going to come back before landfall. This storm is slow as shit.
Hudson Ross
BUT WHERE'S JEFF?
Robert Gomez
561 user here, pray for my bby coconut tree
Brayden Wilson
pls stop
Ian Carter
Don't You touch mah House Bitch.
Isaac Ross
>Russians in charge of meteorology
Ryder Thomas
is that real?
Cameron Perez
kek, not far off from actual miami desu. pic related to irma
Cooper Long
SOUTH O U T H
Thomas Smith
Oh yeah, sure
Eli Richardson
Im in mandatory evac zone too and i havent left nor will i
Jose Sanders
currently in Brickell Miami. Multiple tornadoes touching down around Miami and flooding already. You’re fucked man, good luck.
Julian Lewis
are you on the boat now?
Michael Ward
Not fooling anyone user , everyone knows that's from Houston.
Ryan Adams
You ever go to spring training?
Nathaniel Allen
AHAHA STOOPID AMERIKUN
AMERIKUN IS IDIOT
AMERIKUN IS FAT
AMERIKUN FALL FOR HURRICANE GUN
HURRICANE GO RIGHT TO HOUSTON
AMERIKUN RETARD
AMERIKUN IS PIGS
Zachary Hill
>all these newfags calling this boring and not happening
Just leave if you can't take it. This is a week long happening. Ebola chan and oroville dam were months.
Is it really you baby coco user? Been praying for baby coco 3 days for your tree. Am back in my hammock right now.
Jason Moore
This is shooped
Grayson Morris
digits for cat 5
Austin Rivera
>that feel when you live on the east coast and you completely dodged a bullet and have a feeling i wont even lose power at all
Jason Peterson
>Currently in Cuba we have sustained 30-40 mph winds with gusts up to 60 LOL
Austin Stewart
It's barely more than a tropical storm at this point, and the pressure in the eye is building, not dropping. This is literally just a rain storm now. NOTHING BURGERED BY THE MSM AGAIN
Josiah Lewis
Friendship with Irma cancelled Now Jose is my best friend
Hunter Perry
>WEST PALM UPDATE: Rain has stopped, now replaced by terrifying lights in the sky. Death surely imminent.
Thomas Campbell
SOMEBODY ANSWER
Can it still wobble and hit Orlando?
Daniel Nelson
Weather channel has started taking wind and rising water in their studio while trying to pretend its Miami. What a bunch of fags. This is a total nothingburger.
Zachary Nguyen
This thing is evil
Joseph Johnson
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Jonathan Williams
can someone post the hand drawing of this plz
also
>the fish are leaving the ponds
Kayden Diaz
any.... second..... now.....
Jack Anderson
Don't worry, m8. I used to have a banana tree that survived three hurricanes and being reduced to a stump by a lawnmower (long story)
Luke White
see
Jaxson Young
They can't handle the happenings
Ryder Sanders
kinda sad after the comfy Houston threads we get this dud
Daytona here... we may lose power, but it isn't going to be too bad wind-wise
Samuel Phillips
The game is still on. You're still going to get a shit ton of damage and flooding, but your suicidal fantasies won't be fulfilled.
Colton Barnes
It is indeed the bby coconut tree user, i still appreciate you my good sir
Lucas Baker
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Jaxson Sullivan
Miami 305 here, is anything going to actually happen tomorrow?
Connor Nelson
NYC next week
Anthony Morgan
>pic
Michael Baker
you're going to fucking die
no joke, you're being tragically stupid
Cameron Ward
Why are the networks hyping every hurricane?
Do you guys think this shit will extend into the winter? Is CNN going to tell the people of Boston that every blizzard is going to wipe the city off the map? I hope this isn't the new normal for disaster/storm coverage.
Jaxon Morales
fuck off kpop fag
Jaxson Price
i bet a filthy commie hurricane jew lover wrote that
Jason Sanchez
>are you on the boat now?
YES, GOD DAMN LIGHTING JUST HIT I TOSSED MY FAMILY IN THE WATER
THE GOD DAMN BOAT IS ON FIRE FUCK ME REEEEEE
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK BEFORE I DIE
Carson Clark
Roll for something happening before we die of boredom.
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the impending destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
>additional info You faggots made me heat up and eat this nice piece of half a chicken at 2 in the fucking morning..this is how /comfy/ I am. What a time, /pol. What a time..
You think this is new? Lad, they've been doing this since before television was invented. How young are you? is this your first real hurricane season?
Jacob Hill
Weather Channel has for the past few years been literally giving snow storms hurricane names to hype them up on that level that the NWS refuses to take seriously.
Owen Adams
It's all to make money off people
It barely even tapped the coast of Cuba and now its completely dissipated lol
Isaac Thompson
Ok great. I think he will make it and grow up big and strong for your hammock so you can enjoy many a beautiful sunset under bby coco's shade.
Levi Cruz
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Daniel Morris
To late now man, if I were to leave now I'd just get stuck on highways and then I'd die for real, chances are better off here now.
Do you now understand why weather forecasting is hard?
Owen Ross
Did you post the wrong stream, this is apparently 15 mins behind another
Daniel Jones
This is almost as fucking overhyped as when the East coast faggots freaked out last year about a little snow.
Daniel Gonzalez
SOMEBODY HELP THAT POOR MAN
Sebastian Murphy
I have another coconut tree that withstood more hurricanes than i can remember, i just care for my plants way too much (aka just right in my opinion)
Daniel Myers
Got some bad news for you, you'll.walk outside tomorrow and the streets will be full of spics and niggers.
Nathaniel Hill
im in daytona, how fucked am i
Brandon Robinson
They don't want people to lose their lives. It may turn out to be something big, so they don't want people to take any chances. This is just like when I lived in Japan, after every semi-large earthquake they would have news coverage of the after effects and especially if a tunami was to come, even if it turned out to be nothing they still begged people to get to safety... especially after the fukushima one.
Samuel Perez
fuck off shill
yeah it's been really bad lately, they evacuated the entire state over his baby hurricane. publix was on every radio channel (and Sup Forums too) shilling people to shop at their stores. it's all a big scam.
Bentley Bennett
Link me the other please
Charles Gray
We gotta stop drumpf Muh climate change
Alexander Barnes
Actually, it's because named storms qualify for federal disaster relief funds even if a state of emergency was never declared. It's a kike tactic for sheckles
Owen Roberts
Technically Irma is not even a hurricane anymore.
Carter Gray
A thousand blessing your way lad
Andrew Murphy
>tfw live in downtown atlanta and florida/ny refugees are flooding our city >"driving" around like stage iv cancer in full panic, slamming brakes in middle of the road, random u turns cutting ppl off, driving down sidewalks and shit >make it back to my reserved apartment parking and the refugees have decided to just park in all our spots, no where to park now >mfw just speed dialed the cavalry, tow trucks are en route, enjoy losing your car AND your home
fuck off we're full
Levi Nguyen
Just surged here. Power still up, if not, it was an honor shitposting with you lads.
