RUNDOWN ======== >About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders >Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours >Pressure 941 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable
NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now >Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
Florida refugees are the worst. I think I'd rather have syrian
Cameron Wright
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the impending destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
if you go to the visible imagery/infrared, the last frame shown shows the eye quite literally collapsed. doesnt mean it cant reform but that's the weakest it's been since conception
Cameron Gray
Please no power outages for me
Kevin Clark
orlando fag reporting waiting for it to heel turn into central florida oviedo BTFO
Bentley Anderson
power will be out in big parts of fl for as long as a month
For real, im in a mandatory evac zone and i stayed my happy ass right here
Hudson Lopez
u do realize irma killed only like 10 people
Levi Jenkins
wow this post just get better every thread
Josiah Kelly
Which city will get hit hardest? My bet is Tampa.
> captcha: tennis balls
Jaxson Martinez
ITS ALL FAKE THIS """(((HURRICANE)))""" IS FILMED IN A STUDIO BADLY YOU CAN SEE THE GUYS WITH THE HOSES AND BUCKETS FFS
Blake Rivera
>Bithlo turned into a lake
Isaac Brooks
>mfw retards wasted money to leave the state instead of just checking the evacuation maps to see non-Evac areas.
Ryan Lopez
Stop posting this you gigantic fucking faggot FL is going to be fine.
Angel Edwards
>nice comfy storm >free day(s) off work
Brayden Brown
dude, better safe than sorry. no regrets
Benjamin Barnes
so why is Publix only in Florida?
why isn't this magical place all over NA?
Chase Hernandez
So ny fag here i want this place gone if you give nergy to irma then you help me out to gtfo of there
Oliver Sanchez
Lol the mountain jew likes watch destruction Like pottery
Easton Phillips
MRE
Jason Evans
we're gonna get a /comfy/ rainstorm. meanwhile, enjoy when all your neighbors become mudslimes and start moving into your meaningless rock bowl
Kayden Gonzalez
>believing fake news
Now they can forecast power outage times
James Gonzalez
Enjoy the muslims.
Adam Russell
comfy shorts bro
Carson Campbell
Why do anti-science shills even bother posting in these threads?
Andrew Morris
All this hysteria for nothing. If a big one ever actually occurs everyone will ignore it.
Liam King
give him your power
Sup Forums
whats it gonna be like when he goes super cat 6?
Noah Hernandez
murrica hurricanes are too slow
Michael Williams
>tfw there's some loud mouth from central florida screaming on the phone outside of my door talking about her evacuation trip
Matthew Jones
RESCUERS ARRIVED LOOKING FOR HOMELESS DUDE
Daniel Garcia
>tfw you didn't evacuate and you're in the keys >power still on >biggest storm surge is headed for Tampa >2nd floor of a very sturdy building with nothing of value at ground level >more than enough supplies for a month or so >fully stocked on ammo if brownies from the spared east coast get uppity /C O M F Y/
John Adams
It's on the pastebin under "Tools"
Ryan Johnson
Is Jeff just gonna talk or actually go outside? TWC guy is in Naples & getting wet. COME ON JEFF
Levi Foster
>florida wont even get hit and this magic movement to the north is made up and were the biggest larpers of all time
Luke Martin
>same speed, same time for key west and naples
Cameron White
eye looking better
Tyler Diaz
Miami fag here...I still have power...feelsgoodman
Caleb Gonzalez
Even better because going straight will take her into Houston.
Carter Evans
Krogers and Safeway are an organized crime syndicate that hate America
Bentley Martinez
>mfw is work is paying me for my days off
Robert Sanders
>claiming fake news with no followup or repercussion for your claim Ah the ol' Trump one two. A modern classic.
Juan Phillips
they said b/c of how shit are power lines are b/c the govt has been jewing us we are gonna pay for it now so i guess thanks obama
Nathan White
>Allah-sama sending Irma-chan to punish kuffars go irma-chan go!
Parker Cox
Not Irma, forget Irma. It's Jose you want to root for. He has a shot at terrorizing NYC
Wyatt Foster
>he actually evacuated
Jaxson Butler
yay :^DDDDDD love u irma-chan!
Lucas Perez
> tfw it will be literally nothing again > it will just be a typical storm with some average damage across a few areas > no Atlantis 2.0 > NY wont get completely demolished
Ian Smith
Wouldn't the real heel turn be: Irma destroys Mexico setting up a match against Jose at the Royal rumble?
Adrian Ross
Same, the hurricane is massive fake news.
Nathaniel Brooks
nice
Kayden Bennett
so what is SSB typhoon tif?
Parker Flores
Guys does Publix have a buffalow chicken sub? Also how is the bread or what do they have?
Jaxon Williams
Oh it's not over....not by a long shot
Angel Lee
I wish, but it's not happening. Maybe when I leave this shithole, Miami will finally return to the sea and drag it's degenerates down with it.
You can't kill us.
Wyatt Johnson
the ride never ends
Landon Collins
Had already planned a trip to Disney Whirl for early next year... do you anons think that will still be around after this?
Angel Peterson
Coconut tree user here who is getting /comfy/ right now, only true Floridians don't leave even in mandatory evac zones
Daniel Reyes
mfw
Lucas Anderson
Fuck you
Jayden Bailey
...
Caleb Cruz
JEFF SAYS IT COULD LAND AS A CAT5
Angel Wright
Guys I'm worried, my sister is down in the 941 and is more or less in the direct path of the storm. I was talking with her earlier to make sure she had all the proper prep items since she along with my niece are going to just ride the big bitch out but it turns out they had all the appropriate provisions except the most crucial of all.
My sister and niece are currently without any Publix subs. Apparently in the rush to procure water, batteries, and other secondary items they managed to miss the most crucial life preserving product for Floridians. I'm really worried now that my sister and niece will be put in harms way if they have to go buy a sub from a sub shop of ill repute or worse.. Subway..
Any Floridians in this thread in the 941 that could assist my sister and niece in procuring the life nourishing Publix subs they'll need to ride out the storm?
no weve just been posting about it for 6 days but it doesnt exist
pub bread is god tier
Joseph Rogers
SEND JOSE YOUR HIGH ENERGY. JEW YORK MUST FALL.
Jacob Morales
HAPPENING SAVED
Isaac Green
meow
Kayden Cruz
thats what happens if it gos mid way into FL then goes into the gulf reach speeds of 200mph becomes the 1st cat 6 and hits some town on the coast
James Rivera
Also can someone talented here make regular baby coconut tree here into beautiful baby coco-chan
Benjamin Turner
who /jeff/ here?
Jordan Turner
>life nourishing Publix subs My penis.
captcha: 3100 DAYTONA
Oliver Gutierrez
Jeff is the Alex Jones of weather.
Asher Brown
Eye wall replacement soon expected high 700s
Nolan Turner
Dumb leaf. A 200 MPH hurricane went over a tiny shithole island and only 10 people died. What the fuck do you think is gonna happen to floridians as a nothingburger cat 3
Christopher Myers
more deaths in canada
Sebastian Powell
Sup bro
Adrian Baker
>mfw spent $100 total on supplies and fortifications >mfw half the people I know wasted 10x that evacuating on Thursday >mfw hurricane isn't even hitting east Florida anymore >mfw comfy af while they're all stuck waiting to come back >mfw Irma going just slow enough that it'll be Tuesday before any hope of travel >mfw South Florida is now actually tolerable
Jaxson Wilson
I dont norm go there I'll try a sub see how it is I love boars head only deli meat ill get
Christian Long
IRMA CHAN!
Tyler Myers
Yes, just get a chicken tender sub and ask them to soak the tenders in hot sauce.
Benjamin Cruz
>Stupid leaf thinks he understands how hurricanes work and that the SUPER SCARY speeds are ground level LOL
Wyatt Johnson
Dahnald. This is my last and final warning.
Hand over the cabinet position, and Mahr-Ah-Lahgo will be spared.
Ian Ramirez
Only stupid niggers with shitty built houses are going to die, kys
Easton Rodriguez
Its easy to see on this bullshit site but it looks like Jose is pushing this bitch west.
I'm not sure if the models can handle the dynamics of 2 hurricanes.
it's killed like 30 people and when it hits Florida it's gonna kill way more >muh mooslims Remind me again when we ever had a San Bernardino or Orlando...
Isaac Price
no way man he's great and has won a few legit awards
Owen Ward
>mfw trumplets love making gay as fuck images of Big, Strong, Daddy Trump
Zachary Perry
The internet is literally illegal in Cuba so we don't know how many people out there are literally dying
