/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - FIGHT IT OUT Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

INSTEAD OF ASKING "AM I OK OR AM I FUCKED", CHECK THIS
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weather.gov/srh/tropical

RUNDOWN
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>About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders
>Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours
>Pressure 941 mb
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now
>Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters
>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma
>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
>Mike's Weather Page
spaghettimodels.com/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org/info/
>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/
>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
>Pastebin Stream Lists
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg
>Liberty Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

THREAD THEME
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youtube.com/watch?v=JsxavPANO8s

Other urls found in this thread:

sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/21130-cucknadia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Marco_(2008)
youtube.com/watch?v=o9LlC-8qouY
youtube.com/watch?v=wYW-xr-fpZ0
twitter.com/bronson_adrian/status/906722956889522182
twitter.com/AnonBabble

please stick it in me

>tfw it's literally nothing

Posting THICC Irma

>tfw it's happening

hey guys I just moved to med center

do you think I'll need to go to work on tuesday I already called in tomorrow

Is here where dreams die?

Have the only flag userscript that counts:

sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/21130-cucknadia

We need a streams master list.

get extra flags fags

every time theres a hurricane of this size theres always mass casualties which for the life of me i don't understand

why dont they just fucking wear life vests? are they retarded?

How many nuclear power plants are in Florida?

are there going to be hurricane sirens blaring all night when im trying to sleep?

I love being able to see all the neat and unique places that anons can be from when I use extraflags

Better to die with extraflags!

post yfw irma doesn't even go north

Two.

I got the last flight from tampa cheap on southwest

enjoy less comf than me

...

Monday I could fall apart

Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart

Thursday doesn't even start

It's Friday I'm in love

NOTHING BURGERED AGAIN

>So you want Floridian refugees needing more welfare and tax dollars just for your own entertainment? Stupid cunt.

No. I want all of America to witness the utter devastation that climate change will bring. I want Floridians to stop building homes in places that will be underwater 50 years from now. Tough lessons need to be learned.

Happening status?

yes, this bitch is a nothingburger.

would you fuck off with that shit already? why are you shilling that extension?

who talks first? I talk first? you talk first?

>tfw non happening fags are reduced to saying category 3 isn't bad despite massive storm surges after shilling it will never make it North
Keep posting butthurt niggas, it sustains me.

The NHC expects me to believe the eye will be in key west at 8am. LOL those stupid fucking kikes

Welp high chance you'll be back to work on tues in Tampa and for sure on weds

i like em thicc and plump and juicy

if my irma aint 6+ size on the scale

i dont bother

C R O CO DILE S ! S U RGE!

What category is it right now? I can't find a place listing it.

>tfw it's just going to go out in the gulf and die

finally got it working

supporting new thread

I mean, if we're talking about flags...

who here south east FL?

anyoone else think this hurrican will be FUCKING NOTHUING? I seriously think it will be so small and cause no damage whatsoever

Winds a blowin and dog bit grandma's hand

t. Miami

Please go jump into an eyewall, would you?

>die
>in the gulf
that's a good one

i live like 30 miles inland in jacksonville, should i even be worried, seems like its just continuing to move west?

I just rent soo....you might want to talk to the multi billion dollar investment firms that build these cities. It's not your average person who is choosing where things get built.

Is anyone else here from Miami? I thought that by staying I would probably end up dead. Turns out I'll probably be fine. So many people left though and now it's like a ghost town.

CNN SAYING NATIONAL WEATHER CENTER IS FULL OF SHIT AND IRMA IS GONNA WRECK SHIT

nvm, kek

3

svalbard is so cool my proxy friend. i will go there one day! POLAR BEARS!

>even the reporters sound disappointed

Yikes. What a letdown.

it's been downgraded to gay

Nothing is happening

First for direct AL landfall
>chase down the FL evacuees
>b-but the storm will turn north... r-right?

No there isn't flordia is prepared for this Shit. Well maybe trailer park counts who are retards but rewlly no one else

Muuuh dick

Key West user here.
Power just went out but my laptop has a few hours left.
This storm is a fucking nothing burger glad i didn't waste my time evacuating.
Fuck TWC and their fake news.

Does anybody else think Hurricanes are worser than Tornadoes? They're bigger, slower and cover more area.

Recon plane about to make NE eyewall pass, guess winds and pressure.

most people that die are literal retards. read up on the causes of death from these things. it's shit like driving into a puddle of flood water and being too stupid to get out.

shoo shoo CIANaggers

>Dying over a body of warm water
Stop posting, retard

>CNN

we are memeing this save!

wew laddie

Hi niggers ft laudy here it's not even raining anymore

>chase down the FL evacuees
>AL
Quintessentially retarded

145ish at high 700s

>tfw people spent 2000-5000 to get their families to "safety"
guess who benefits from all of this

FL fag here. near leesburg. i have a feeling when i wake up tomorrow i will see a cat 1-2

not even worried i just dont want ot lose my internets

>category 3

fucking Sup Forums said it would be a cat 5 and be a happening...

jajajajajajajja

Reminder that "Little Marco" is a meme that transcends time.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Marco_(2008)

GET IN HERE, this is the best stream you'll see during irma.

youtube.com/watch?v=o9LlC-8qouY

910mb
150mph

Have you been in a 3?

Flooding areas will be flooded of course.


Anyone not in flood zones will just have a regular storm as fuck day

However far away

I will always love you

However long I stay

I will always love you

Whatever words I say

I will always love you

ground-touching spinnyboys do the most intense, precise damage and do it fast as a motherfucker

but hurricanes create ground-touching spinnyboys while also making everything else shit

gotta give it to canes

115mph winds
935mbar pressure

936mb. peak windspeed 90kts

>Key West user here.

get extra flags please

is there any chance a single key west cam survuves this beast? why the fuck didnt someone think to rig a generator to keep a cam up??

You did the right thing user.

Its over cuba right now and its night time

So is it happening or not?

Can you all just start dying already? We're getting bored here elsewhere.

yawn

>Category 3
>will probably be Cat 2 by the time it gets to Tampa

>over cuban airspace

FAKE NEWS

not cuba

penedjo xD

You haven't seen shit yet fsggot

How much education do I need to calculate maxima, minima and noche?

The live shed stream wasn't the same without Jeff. They gave it a valiant effort thought.

youtube.com/watch?v=wYW-xr-fpZ0

---NEW NHC 11:00PM ADVISORY UPDATE---
---NEW NHC 11:00PM ADVISORY UPDATE---
---NEW NHC 11:00PM ADVISORY UPDATE---

According to USAF Data and Hurricane Hunters, Hurricane Irma's strength has NOT strengthen since coming into contact with Cuba.

The possibility of Irma being a Cat5 Hurricane is now very unlikely before making landfall with the SW Florida Coast, and now even becoming a Cat4 before landfall has been less likely, but still a better than 50% chance.

Source: Weather Channel Advisory update.

57 kts

When Trump annexes Cuba for humanitarian relief it will be a huge happening

Mmm

everything plays out before it happens

i doubt that little marco thing is a coincidence either

twitter.com/bronson_adrian/status/906722956889522182

this useless fat hurricunt was the biggest letdown of the year

0/10

fuck you irma

>>Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours

Why is Sup Forums so desperate for suffering? It's not happening, it's only gonna go lower.