Kek. Let's hope Irma wipes out the whole fucking state. The millions of dead hicks and spics can only help the planet.
Kek. Let's hope Irma wipes out the whole fucking state. The millions of dead hicks and spics can only help the planet
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I'm having a hard time arguing with this.
Pasco Sheriff is pretty fucking based.
Now I don't know much about physics and shit but I'm pretty sure even if the bullets came back they wouldn't be lethal anymore
Anything moving 185 mph can be lethal...
k
Read a book, Finland.
Anyone who doesn't fuck off deserves the bullets then
Love the fact the hurricane turned west and is gonna miss Trumps Maralago.
'merican BOOMERang
even semen?
IT'S NOT FAIR! GOD WAS SUPPOSED TO PUNISH DRUMPF!
Yeah Nocco is pretty base.
>fap into the storm
>your semen could literally penetrate a woman and land in her womb, getting her pregnant
Go for it
if you were a tree that pic would be some hardcore gore
not when it weighs less than a gram.
>shoot the storm
i doubt the bullet will lethally 'come back'
just that with the reduced visibility, communication difficulty and strong winds, you're likely to accidentally kill a guy fleeing
>shooting a hurricane out of boredom
It doesn't get anymore American than this folks.
I come here to visit this my parents and I simply cannot understand why people would hate this place.
This is one of the few places I've seen in the US where people have learned to live however they like and leave others the fuck alone.
People here simply don't give a fuck 90% of the time.
Including your pic, the hick type activities you can find here are fun as fuck. Add the awesome weather(pun intended), nice beaches with really warm ocean water, lots of nature and open land, business opportunities, and the freedoms this state provides compared to some others, that only ever expand, I think this state is one of the best in the US.
Also, probably the friendliest negroes and slavs, I've met are from here.
You are simply incorrect, and if I had the opportunity I would most likely partake in shooting the fuck out of this hurricane.
Who knows, at best maybe the gunpowder fumes might warm the upper atmosphere and send the storm hurling towards New Orleans.
At worst, I get to have some fun and unload.
don't listen to this poster he is an alligator at Disney world and wants to eat your baby
I fucking love freedom so much. Give that man a medal.
Why is he not aimming for the weakpoint?
Why is Florida consistently the most hilarious state in the US?
I'm not in alligator and Florida is still awesome.
Alligators are shy creatures that usually stay away from humans. Whatever news you see about alligator attacks are mostly non-fatal and all of them are accidents where the humans were either acting like alligator prey or they were getting close to a mother and her babies.
We don't even eat babies in the first place, just fish and birds.
>We don't even eat babies
>we
He should have ran faster.
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>be American
>shoot hurricane
>get shot by your own bullet a few seconds later
Hurricanes have fucking armor now?
Kek
they definitely wouldnt be able to penetrate humans
Why not just set up millions of electric fans to face the hurricane and blow it away?
but what if the vacuum creates another hurricane behind you?
Trips of Truth.
kek
Lol I bet your pussy ass is from A low life farm state.
We in FL deal with huricains as a sneez
Go get burned by a wild fire
>Magdumps looting nignogs
>It was the hurricane, I swear
>tornado lands in USA
>gets shot
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Checked and really made me think
>Not surrounding yourself with a sphere of fans and walking through the hurricane unharmed
Now that looks like a blockbuster Hollywood never produced. If i would doing such a film, i would kill lots of Mexicans and even make Irma become alive at end, where it would fire lasers back at rednecks.
this is a joke, right?
guys?
srsl guise
.. this gotta be a joke, it better fucking be a joke.
>reddit spacing is new meme
you cannot be this infinitely stupid.
Just nuke the eye, problem solved.
Fuck off, edgelords. Get a life lmao
The only thing that's good about the hurricane is that it's killing a lot of niggers.
>armored hurricanes
And you faggots told me that global warming was fake.
I love this country so much.
I-Is this real?
i love florida
>lefties think us dumb, Trump-voting, stupid, fat rednecks actually think shooting a hurricane is going to make it dissipate
It won't dissipate the storm, of course not. It will kill it.
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Florida is a swing state
Abo's are fucking retarded, go huff some glue.
>sadly
faggot
Why not just make a giant steel panel and just drop it into the eye of the hurricane from orbit.
Seriously it would just cut it in half and stop it in its tracks.
Or interracial porn.
Unberrated
I'm keeping this shit next time some fag says pegasi aren't fucking hardcore.
fucking kek
i wonder why (((they))) don't want us to use our firearms against the hurricane
The extreme left
>are hurricanes racist?
>nazis deserve this, and Florida / Texas are nazis because they were red states
The extreme (alleged) right
>if we shoot the hurricanes, would they die?
Won't happen bro. It's a tiny cat 3 hurricane.
HOW CAN PALM TREES EVEN COMPETE
>a tree impaled by pieces of many different dead trees glued together
Im pretty erect thinking about the human version
If I throw a bullet in the air when the wind is 20mph, do you think the bullet will travel horizontally at 20mph?
All that's going to happen is that the bullet won't land exactly where you aimed at, which in itself is of course dangerous.
Send all of your somalis and niggers to Sweden!
lmao
Relevant.
If the hurricane is heading west does that mean it'll eventually eat up mexico?
Or does hurricanes never go that far? Sorry about being ignorant of hurricanes.
they lose strength and die out on land
>murrica
>'please don't shoot or nuke the storm
You dimwits even forbid our kinder surprise chocolate because they fear you murricans are to dumb to realize there is plastic toys inside that chocolate.
'I ate da whole inside of dee egg because it was in da chocolate!'
You pathetic beasts, must be a difficult job keeping your dumb citizens from killing themselves by stupidity.
wew, that old post made the news
But what about ReviewBrah?
GEL OUT MAH PROPERTY YOU RICANE OR ILL SHOT YA
>Sup Forums still thinks rural retards is a meme
LOL, I thought shooting the hurricane was only a gesture of defiance of some sort, not that some burgers actually believed they could kill it.
>only using one nuke
AMATUERS
It's explained that no realistically accumulatable amount of nukes could stop it.
Hypothetically we have enough nukes as a species to stop one hurricane maybe.
>be American
>get shot by a hurricane
You can't make this shit up
WOOD'D
It would probably be a spic so don't
Here is another solution:
All Americans should gather in one place and start clapping.
This will undoubtedly cause a massive wind blast that will alter the course of the hurricane.
The only problem I see with this, is the fact that once the hurricane has been defeated, Americans will AGAIN feel the urge to clap mightily, to celebrate their victory, therefore increasing the chance of creating a new hurricane, which we will call hurricane Clappa.
wtf is wrong with you burgers, srsly ffs!?
>be american
>survive natural disaster
>get shot
IRMA YOU SAY?
WHERE IRMA ENDS MY FREEDOMS BEGIN!