Hey America, remember when Canada fucking BURNED down the White House? Hahahahahahahhhahaha

Hey America, remember when Canada fucking BURNED down the White House? Hahahahahahahhhahaha

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Remember when Israel was still a country? Won't be much longer now.

>Canada
HAHAHAHAH FUCKING GREAT ONE FAMPAI

Yeah? You want to try it again? You want to do something about it? Come on down and try it again.

>myth

We never burned down the WH, it's a myth peddled in Canada that makes me cringe every single time.

It was a British naval raiding party, on their way to the Caribbean that burned down DC. Had nothing to do with us.

>hey world, remember when Canada was relevant?

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Hey Canada, remember when you didn't exist until 1867 but thought that you burned down the white house in 1812?

We loaded up on ammo while obongo was prez. You wouldnt make it 100 miles inside the border this time.

Remember when Canada legalized sucking off dogs?

We still lost, the goal was to retake British NA, whoops.
FPBP, also checked

Yes, and I also remember the last time when Canada was relevant.

That was when...uhh..well...shit

English* They did that.

All you leafs did was stop an Invasion. Still good job on holding us off,

They were just as armed back them when the Brits sacked DC and burned it to the ground.

It was a really good surprise naval attack, they docked and then surprise unloaded hundreds of men to run wild and disappeared before any reinforcements could be mustered. You should look up the story.

Also Canada did fight off the American invasion they attempted after independence in a totally brutal fashion, but a lot of that had to do with American Indians turning traitor and siding with us instead of the US and surprise ambushing most of the units sent to invade Canada.

>tfw when nobody knows history except stupid myths

Lol traitor cucks getting btfo for eternity. How will usa ever recover?

SUN NEVER SETS

stfu

>English
If your going to be autistic about it it was the British or the United Kingdom, faggot

I remember learning about God saving the capital from the British during the War of 1812 by sending a powerful storm.

Remember when the americans went to war with england so they could avoid taxes, then taxed themselves and filled their country up with shitskins. Good thing all those americans died for nothing eh?

Hey remember that one time Canada did something... centuries ago. Youre as sad as niggers inventing peanut butter. Fuck you couldnt even invent peanut butter. Sad!

>Hey America, remember when Canada fucking BURNED down the White House?
No? But I will remember your PM making your country GAY AF for the rest of my life.

Remember when you voted for trump and nothing happened, no wall, no gays going to jail, no frei-korps. Nada. Remember when his entire administration was jewish. I will remember that for the rest of my life ;)

>no wall, no gays going to jail, no frei-korps
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
kys faggot

The was Britain you dumb leaf. Saged.

>Canada
I think you mean Britain, our only equal and greatest ally.

>highest rates of tax in the world
Can't blame em for independence. We need saving from ourselves

Yeah, it was the last semblance of masculinity your country had left. Look at you now. A dumping ground for rich Chinese ex-pats and the problem children of the word. You sure showed us.

Now, now. Not all leafs are assholes like op. We're friends. Let's keep it that way. Save the warrior power for the real enemies.

>American education

You are literally 56% and being swallowed by the ocean. Lmao see you in hell senpai.

Hey leaf, remember when leafs where actually allowed to own guns?

>Finland
KEK

Actually, Finland was very relevant when we were called Grand Duchy of Finland :^)

Congratulation's, you won, with British support, one battle more than a hundred years ago against a country that had no standing army. Only for your British allies to get the shit kicked out of them when they outnumbered 2:1 at the battle of New Orleans.

And now you're our bitch, so hit for good that did you leaf.

>Muh %
You people, and you know who you are, change that on a daily basis. No Canada, we are very much alive but in a fight nonetheless. We didn't lay down and die like the rest of you.

At least you we're actually relevant in WWII.

Literally no one knows about your irrelevant country. Like 90% of the world wouldn't be able to point it out on a map.

You can own guns here, even AR-15s and other """assault rifles""". However our cucked gov will pin the clips of any semiauto but bolt action are not clipped, so can buy these Finn ranger guns and Lee Enfields with 25 round clips (I have one).

We can't conceal carry here though, which is why we have high amounts of violent crime/muggings/robbery. Another reason for high crime is we have joke sentencing, so if me and you get into a bar fight and I stab you in the neck 30 times and you die, I only get 6 months to a year if that for manslaughter. So idiotic gangsters with knives are prevalent.

>tfw never come here and get into a fight, you can get killed for less than 6mos punishment

You aren't doing fuck all, you are posting cartoon shemales while communists and marxists are tearing your country to pieces. Now the ocean is rising up to wash your filth from our continent.

Fucking cuck, where is this civil war you promised us.

People tend to underestimate our role in WW2, we were quite a big ally for Germans against Soviets. Loss or not, but still.

I prefer being irrelevant now though, that's why we're still 98% white

Nope. Nobody does desu.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! SO FUNNY!!!

Do you guys remember when Canada was ruled by a sodomite? Oh wait...that's still happening.

Canada declared war before you pussies XD. Europe was getting fucked and you pussies were too scared to do anything until Japan cucked you faggots at pearl harbour.

>fakehistoryporn

Remember the time usa attacked a 3rd world shithole and got btfo by dirt farming muslim trannies. Remember them begging us for help. "hhuuurrr we need a CO EL LISHUN GUISE".

You can't fight a war without us, yall are fucking cucks.

>Be Canada on Sup Forums
>Only relevance is posting threads about "that time Canada done X"

You're that loser who only reminisces about the past.

And then we preceded to arm absolutely fucking every Ally, and successfully fight a two front war.

And why would we want to do anything? Europe's constant wars weren't our problem as a free sovereign nation, unlike you.

Hey Leafs, remember when former PM Charles-Emile Trudeau's son did everything in his power to destroy the Canadian identity his father sought so hard his entire life to establish in a matter of months by importing millions of muslim rapefugees?

Remember how even with a million refugees were will still whiter, and better than you?

You mean the British Empire?

HAHAHAHA nice trolling

Does that mean that Canadians also defeated Napoleon? Because the troops that burned the WH arrived by boat from the European theater.

United states*
I don't really care, do it again if you want. Go burn all the financial regulators alive too if you want.

that was the British, not us. rake your self

Remember when canada wasn't a country until 1867?

>%56
>Canadian education
census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/US/PST045216

>taking a Leafpost seriously

Those were British troops, retard. Canada was busy watching Toronto burn to the ground.

>Canada
>being relevant to anyone else on the earth

Ok, m8. I think we all know the truth about Canada. It doesn't matter and never has. It could disappear off the face of the earth tomorrow and NOTHING would change.

meh, 25% of you maple syrup freebasing faggots don't even speak English, so let's just subtract that from your "maths"

user that's not nice. I know a few Injuns in Mexico that would be happier if Canada never existed.

>remember when

no

Yes, British.

Canada tells this lie all the time.

>Canada
England.

FUCK YOUUU!!! NOW YOUVE DONE IT! YOUVE FUCKED YOURSELF AND ALL YOUR COUNTRYMEN WITH YOUR SNIDE REMARKS!! FIRE AND FURY MOTHER FUCKERS REEEEEEEEEEEEE! I HAVE ACCESS TO THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT OOOHHHH GODDDDDDD

You're right. Here, I'll post my list of notable Canadians.

Amen brother!!!

You have Trudeau. Calm yourself, leaf.

>implying we teach that in school
by the time we hear the stuff like this happened, we're so indocrinated with all of our nations various accomplishments we mostly just ignore stuff like this

Paul Bunyan was Canadian

>implying canadians and brits aren't the same thing and shouldnt be united as one people

remember when Canada won a world war, invented cars, flight, and nukes, remember wh-..... wait, why am I talking to the maple leaf?