INSTEAD OF ASKING "AM I OK OR AM I FUCKED", CHECK THIS ====================================================== weather.gov/srh/tropical
RUNDOWN ======== >About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders >Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours >Pressure 941 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable
NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now >Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
REMINDER THAT THIS IS STILL A HAPPENING HURRICANE. DONT DOUBT, IT WILL RUIN THE WESTERN PART OF FLORDIA WHERE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LIVE
CATEGORY 4
Lucas Ortiz
Pressure dropping?
How do I look
Isaiah Sullivan
fpbp
Evan Campbell
am i fucked?
Tyler Lewis
tru
Jack Flores
legit outside shot at cat 5
but mostly likely high-end 4....which will still rek the shit out of tampa
Benjamin Ortiz
it's nothing. time to pack the thread up and go home.
Alexander Martinez
GTFO ITS NOT EVEN DAYLIGHT AND THING STRENGTHENING
John Murphy
2nd for Stephanie Abrams, weather presenter's huge milf titties
Jaxon Lewis
Slight west track deviation w/ECMWF 00z update may not landfall Hurricane #Irma along Florida peninsula at all Panhandle SE of Tallahassee via Ryan maue twitter
>Sea closed due to AIDS Is the pool at least open?
Xavier Torres
Fuck you, you stupid faggot nigger.
Alexander Price
>only briefly makes landfall in tampa interesting
Charles Wood
>10mph increase already and back up to cat4 >Another 12+ hours over bathwater >Heading straight down Florida's urethra
F
Jackson King
130 MPH
Moving at 6 MPH Key West 70 miles away
About 10 hours to strengthen
Elijah Butler
ITS HAPPENING
Charles Adams
NEW DATA
PRESSURE IS DROPPING LIKE A FUCKING ROCK!!!! 926MB!!!
SHIT WILL GO DOWN BEFORE LANDFALL, EVEN ON KEYS!!!
ALSO SOMETHING TO NOTE. >125 KNOT WINDS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LADS HAPPENING SOON. VERY POSSIBLE IT LANDS AS CAT 5!!!!!
Also it is important to note winds are being underrated by NWS. It's more like 140 MPH atm. THAT or it's actually intensifying so quickly mesurements made 10-15 mins ago are inaccurate as the storm is just intensifying tha fast
Angel Stewart
>rip my Busch Gardens season pass F
Aaron Jenkins
am i about to get BTFO????
Zachary Rodriguez
Pics
Luis Harris
florida man here. looks like the eye's going right through me...went to walmart today and my roommate got sandbags for the garage. looks like my LSAT exam's gonna be cancelled this weekend. BRING IT IRMA YOU BITCH
Dylan Gutierrez
BACK TO 4 BOYS FUCK YEAH
Ethan Rodriguez
Fucking told you idiots this will be a cat 5 landfall. Only three have happened. Irma will join the "1935 Labor Day Storm", Camille, and Andrew as the fourth storm to hit the CONUS as a cat 5. History.
Dylan Rodriguez
JJ will always be my girl
Chase Peterson
i live in pinellas and i think its time to just get in a car and go as far east as possible
Evan Wright
extremely
Grayson Morgan
WHERE IS JEFF?
WHERE IS CARLOS?
Asher Torres
>little marco island you're already dead
Oliver Morales
Weather conditions are worsening rapidly here in Miami
Ayden Taylor
how tf are you posting when you died already?
Jayden Harris
YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW
Lucas Thompson
My aunt is back up north, but she goes down there in winter. She has friends and the church she teaches Sunday school at down there. Prayers out to them and everyone in its path.
Alexander Howard
leave man. save yourself before it's too late.
Gabriel Roberts
>intensified back to cat 4 lightning quick DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED
Oliver Kelly
IRMA IS COMING AND SO AM I
Dylan Hill
go now then, way less traffic right now
Benjamin Fisher
d00d take your time to shut your place up and get shit upstairs, and then go ahead and get out.
Xavier Wilson
Key West is kill. RIP in peace.
Tyler Jones
You're fucked lmao
Kevin Hernandez
...
Carter Anderson
Totally not convinced. They have been hyping the shit out of these hurricanes for decades. Every one of them is "the big one". Katrina was only what it was because of the levies breaking and because New Orleans is a fucking bowl in the ground. Major property damage ? Sure. But don't expect the apocalypse.
Robert Edwards
no dude i have an inflatable raft if it floods ill just go on that?????
Xavier Bell
>western Florida >where people live
We are truly God-tier shitposters
Adrian Phillips
Fucking weapons program grade targeted weather modification
Asher Martinez
Our girl is back to a cat 4 and probably grow stronger to 150-155 before
Fox has an absolute madman in key largo.
Camden Bennett
Spoofing larpers But yes if anybody was actually there they would get deleted
okay pinellasbros I think we may actually be fucking fucked now shit
Xavier Barnes
Who?
Jayden Williams
Most accurately named theme park ever
Justin Morales
The only man to worry about right now is Kevin
Jayden Young
Steve Harrigan? He must have pissed someone off, he's always at ground zero.
Parker Nelson
omg hope this is a joke
gtfo!
Ethan Sanders
WHY ARE YOU ON AN ISLAND IN A FUCKING HURRICAINE?!
Ayden James
can I get a quick cenus, what is happening
Dylan Roberts
Kevin KNOWS
Alexander Bennett
can you just go to a shelter in the middle of the night? Are there people there at all times to let you in? I'm about to book it lads
Christopher Lopez
...
Tyler Phillips
RIP key west Beautiful city. Gonna cry
Tyler Sullivan
CATEGORY 4
Get fucked niggers. You thought it would land as cat 1 because of global climate change, and look where we are now.
[x] Climate change proven wrong [x] Growing stronger [x] Florida is already losing power, losing boats, and someone died, and it hasn't even arrived yet [x] An historical happening confirmed
I can't laugh any harder.
Christian Gray
This.
Is.
The.
Slowest.
Fucking.
Hurricane.
I.
Have.
Ever.
Seen.
>Ineedapubsubnow.png
Charles Nelson
autists think cat this vs. cat that is life and death
Camden Cooper
EVERYONE IN TAMPA IS GOING TO DIE.
William Perez
Kevin just needs to sleep it off. >I wonder what effect 125+mph winds have on a hangover headache?
Adam Nguyen
Orange county here. I'm staying put.
Sebastian Hughes
You think anything there is above water?
David Campbell
ETA before Key west landfall?
How long does Kevin have to live?
Joshua Howard
A pin hole eye! You said I was a Larping faggot! Well get fucked florida fags. Its ogre! Pray for category 4. Because that is what you will get if there is a merciful God.
Sebastian Butler
>36ft waves
What the shit, with the keys being so low altitude, won't they be completely underwater?
Aaron King
holy shit it made a strong left turn. Imagine evacuating and thing does not even hit Florida
Brody Flores
marco island user here, it's getting really windy outside.
Elijah Evans
PRESSURE DROPPING THERES NO STOPPING IRMA ROCKING TAMPA FROTTING
Colton Hill
ndbc.noaa.gov/data/Forecasts/FZUS52.KKEY.html Seas are given as significant wave height...which is the average height of the highest 1/3 of the waves. Individual waves may be more than twice the significant wave height.
Brody Nguyen
>completely missing florida Not happening
Tyler Martin
It gets the adrenaline going when you need it most
William Scott
>10mph gain without a pressure drop >a sustained gain >tfw happeningfags are still clueless Enjoy that upcoming windshear and cold dry air kek, it's never ever happening and will go back to a cat 3. Check the magnetometer right now and look at the eye. Guess what kind of cycle is beginning? It's over for you cucks. Tonight you get blown out by a shitty cat 3 party storm.
Charles Davis
>we just watched harvey sit stationary over houston for 3 days at full power
Nigga you have a short memory
Thomas Foster
Don't threaten me with a good time user!
Chase James
No hurricane will be slower than Harvey.
Justin Ross
That feel when you live in the centre of of a giant continent.
Juan Barnes
slow and steady
Nolan Harris
Katrina fucking destroyed MS and AL too.
Carter Thomas
Get out before the bridges close user. Fucklaod of hotels in Orlando if you have money.
Julian Collins
EYEWALL ON RADAR IS FUCKING JUICED!
CAT 5 BY 5AM UPDATE
NOT A DRILL
Jose Walker
How long before it hits burger land?
Colton Ward
It was Friday at 8pm to Tuesday at 2pm.
Julian Green
Are the flights actually going into the eye? I know they are restricted by cuba's airspace.
