Wake up

>wake up

>this is now the world

wat do?

Try to wim to the coast

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yeah
that seems nice
make it happen

Good map

I guess we would start with poldering Germany.

take a shit on Little britain

I like this map

R E V O L T

go to the beach, have a nice day, enjoy a glass of cold beer and a plateful of dumplings, pork and cabbage yum

Yes, I like it.

i vvould keep drinking my depression avvay

we would miss serbia,but the good news are that albania and turkey wouldnt exist,thats nice

You can already do that.

If I was god (or had the money and power and if it was technologically feasible) then I could.

inb4 they all collapse and it all floods.

>little
what?

Rare country.

Checked, also rare country.

>flag
Don't make it there.

Thanks.

Glad you would like your new beach.

Glad you do.

Another rare country.

Albania would exist, it would just be in the "Americas," but yeah there would be no kebabs.

Why not just go all the way and give us Mexico.
Spics can still live there and the wall will keep them out of America proper but we get direct control over their land.

Yaaay we have more coast line !
> Thank god
> Go fishing for treasures in German sea.

send over six goriilion cubed nukes for removing my country, kys over 700000 times

>Blub

Swim into Hungary

Checked.
No real need, especially if Canada already gets annexed.

>Spics can still live there and the wall will keep them out of America proper but we get direct control over their land.
Interesting perspective though.

Aight now just don't let anyone stranded there get in from the German sea.

It still exists, just got moved.

Drown.

You still exist. Check the map again.
Also make some edits anons. What would you change?

Celebrate

>Russia isn't the Soviet union

Fuck this shit.

Fortify the navy....endlessly

nothing obviously, because i would be dead

perfect

Nice map there.

idk, have another coldie I guess?

why so salty?

be pissed off because I now have to wait 2 years to fucking drink

Guessing you'd enjoy those slaves?

Eh you get Ukraine.

Aight.

Rare country. You could try swimming to Cyprus or something.

Glad you liked it.

I just got a freedom boner.

>no germany
I go to church and thank Jezus

Syrup sucking leafcucks BTFO

Don't worry there's no way. We 'll just harpoon the fuckers and nobody will hear about it.

After all, the German sea is french national waters.

I see what you did there you insecure Anglo, remember it's not the landmass that matters but how you use it.

>international slave and mining zone

Indonesia needs to be removed t b h

>wake up
>this is now the world
>don't wake up because I live in the sea now

Rejoice!

Freeze to death during the winter, because OP didn't pay attention to how the British climate works during geography class.

I'm not, South America is irrelevant to anyone outside of South America.

Yeah that law is retarded. Can join the army at 17, can't drink until 21.

Yeah now just stop all the Germans from swimming to your coast and flooding your country.

Liking your ideas Frenchanon.

Tell that to all the leaders of city states around the world.

You can make edits, so do what you wish.

Check the map again. Assume you and everything in your country is moved accordingly.

We should've genocided the fucking Anglo, Frenches And Americans alongside with germans.

Fucking hell.

nUKe :^)

So South America is now on Mars?

Cool we have our own planet now.

Why did india teleport and why am I still alive in your dream world?

There wasn't a geography class in my school.

Too bad, you just get the shitty farmlands of Ukraine.

Checked.

No everyone that was on the landmass is either drowning or trying to swim somewhere.

Give China another coast but not drown all of the Indians.
I couldn't think of something to do with you guys.

Colonize Africa because it just got a winter.

Colonize the new world.

Sink it

>Estonia still standing

probably keep shitposting and blaming everybody else for my personal issues

You like the fact it has a winter over the slaves and profit? Aight then.

Liking the edit.

Also everyone else, edit moar.

Then make that edit. Also why would you want your own country sunk?

Checked. Well you'd have plenty to shitpost about if you woke up and the landmasses somehow changed overnight, and everyone colonized Africa in that time too.

I see Greece is still relevant. How did they pay debnts?

No need once Germany is gone. The rest of the EU will probably have too much to worry about to care.

Yeah but what about them innocent refugees in Greece?

Go fetch all Spaniards on Ceuta and Melilla, I guess.

>china still exists

have to use a rope to get out of bed because the entire county was scaled up 5 times.

They'd probably remain trapped in Greece until they stole some boats and fled to Italy.

Or they could be HQ's for Spanish mining and slave operations there.

Well this Filipino here didn't even want your country to exist.

REJOICE, MYANMAR NO LONGER SHARE BORDERS WITH INDIC SHITSKINS!

But the fking Thais tho...

They'll need reinforcing though. Bigger walls, BMGs, the likes.

Eh just assume that all the distances between cities were scaled accordingly (and more road was added) but nothing changed in size and no distances changed between buildings or objects in the same city.

try and get a canadian gf

Fag commie lol

Whats a BMG? When I search all I get is "BMG Rights Management."

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> tfw live 1 mile from german border

Well they're all gonna try to swim to Myanmar or China now so... yea... still have a problem there.

hope you get through whatever you're struggling with

go back to sleep then get high all day

celebrate

complete unrealistic. Florida and Houston are still on the map.

fuck off, we're full
at least you sunk us, so pajeet wouldn't come here

>tfw peoples hate germany so much they no longer remove france from their 'ideal map' anymore

You got a bone to pick, big guy?

and why is Kazakhstan separate and large, the state?
He was deceived from Russia, and must return to it.

Just smile, knowing my my mother-in-law and her macaque monkey family in Panama are all gone.

>Mother-in-law
>Panama
Have you ever heard of condom?

>swim
That far? Well they could try but we'll be ready.

Show him your warface

If we could have lost Mexico are Immigration problem wouldn't be so bad.

But her we lost Israel and the mudslimes. So that's a huge win.

My wife is the one white woman from Panama with an Irish dad. Her mother's cousins are all Iberian-Indian-negro hybrids. So basically a bunch of Brazilians.

This, but its weird how you still suffer from terrorist attacks more than Germany.

Yes.

Then make whatever edits you wish, if I made every edit then we'd have like 2 countries left.

Well she'd probably just be in Iceland or India.

Just have them sent to the Slave/mining zone.

Does your army compose of immigrants that have raped your wives and children?

Well you have a wall (or a shitty little fence irl) for a reason.

This was the original post on August 31
and its a lot funnier imo.

>wake up tomorrow
>the world looks like this

>what do?

Well, the map doesn't make it clear if Malta is still there.

If it's not I'd be trying to swim to Sicily, if it is, I'd be cracking open a cold one because the world is so much better.

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Yet another coastline for us, yeah !

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So her mother and therefore she are also mestizo, bonger.
At least Panama must be whiter than London

>oil runs out in few months
>everyone dies

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be happy that my hemisphere is now vitually an ethnostate with compatable cultures. absolutely no threats of mass migration, land wars or cartels

Can't you just keep the lands around us but remove the people only?
Our seas being calm and quiet is one of the best things about this place.
Everythis is so comfy, but it wouldn't be like that if we were in the middle of a fucking ocean.

I don't want my country to be a rainforest you know

Mi general? Why chile. Why!

Invade Austria. Claim some bullshit like restoration of the Habsburg Empire, but gotta conquer Austria ASAP

Just build oil platforms where Arabia used to be.

No, literally everyone wouldn't notice assuming they were moved with their landmasses. Until they notice satellite images and that everyone's GPS is broken.

Checked, also very rare country, also just assume it exists.

What?

Africa exists, just turn excess slaves into bio fuel.

Then make the edits and upload.

Because South America isn't relevant to anyone outside South America.

bad move britain, you just knocked out sweden and germany and look at all the room you have for more refugees

Look at the map again and see if the Middle East even still exists.