NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ IT'S HAPPENING NOW
>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
IRMA RUNDOWN ==============
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle
Irma has been pretty exceptional from a meteorological standpoint. It didn't translate into exceptional damage.
>Irma was a Category 5 hurricane for three full days. This ties it with Allen for 2nd-most time as a Category 5, trailing only the 1932 "Cuba" hurricane (3.25 days).
Jason Gonzalez
Uh what?
Benjamin Taylor
theres someone just walking around down there. IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
Adrian Wright
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Ian Hernandez
Without memeing, it seems nothing major will happen.
Cuba saved Florida.
Jonathan Fisher
Just wants to boost sales of that sweet sweet 100% additive-free natural tobacco.
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Julian Lopez
stupid fucking burger
Benjamin Roberts
Keywest should have been destroyed, that is nothing. Irma is a let down, and Jose... what are you doing dog?
Adam Diaz
>communism works
Eli Nelson
fake af, that guy just blatantly loaded up a youtube video as a 'second camera'
Benjamin Thompson
no lol you're in denial and looking for excuses
Ryan Lee
Tampa was never predicted to be hit hard even with the hurricane going over it. The worst case scenario for tampa was Irma going out to the gulf then coming back to buttfuck it
Wyatt Rogers
You got jewed
James Parker
>>communism works
yeah if you mean poor people eating all the shit then it wokrs as inteded
Jonathan Parker
So you autists are telling me That even after 9 hours, NINE (9) HOURS, irma still hasnt made landfall?
This was the biggest Jewish scam ever. Imagine how much money the red cross got preemptively. Imagine how much money was spent on supplies that are wasted now.
Only key west got hit, and not even hard.
Brody Ramirez
trips
i knew something was fishy, no where is flooded yet
Colton Torres
What did he mean by this?
Julian Jackson
that update site still has it as a 5 though
Jaxon Rogers
REPENT SODOMITES!!!!
YOUR LORD IS ANGRY!!!
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS?!!
RETURN TO HIS PATH OR FACE DESTRUCTION!!
GOD HATES FAGS!!!
Austin Perez
FYI it's showing Miami right now, not Key west. You can't really get connection to Key west right now.
Pretty sure wireless internet doesn't work in conditions like that, and most fiber cable is going to be out of service due to loss of electricity.
Christian Stewart
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Cooper Johnson
>conservatards
Aaron Kelly
actually i hate the self-righteous more
Asher Watson
Lmao you should fucking know that this bus one od the most hyped fucking hurricane to date. Fucking idiots screaming to high heaven about this Shit specially at FL people. I'm pretty Damn sure some leftist Shit heads over hype this Shit to make people believe in MUH climate change bullahit
Luis Wood
I agree tbf
Oliver Ward
so I'm guessing there were no such thing as hurricanes before we fucked up the world?
Zachary Watson
This storm sucks.
Let's hope for a fall tornado season in the Midwest to make up for this sad excuse for a (((natural))) "disaster"
Jaxon Garcia
people will create fake happening youtube steams and shill them on Sup Forums for money? who knew?
Oliver Nguyen
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Alexander Lewis
Found the tumblrina
Austin Cox
hes lucky its raining here in tampa
Eli Flores
this cuck let his wife on his account inbetween lying about getting called a nigger at her 5 star hotel
has the jort wearing pirate flag fgt choked on his crow yet? hopefully he lost power, tired of filtering him every thread
Easton Howard
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
Asher Reyes
Good job.
Carson Edwards
That's what you get for listening to retards in this thread. Armchair weathermen. Never thought I'd see such dumbasses
Jace Morris
see Look at how many named hurricanes there were back in the 18th and early 19th century and that was way before we had radar and could see what was habeing out in but-fuck-nowhere-middle-of-atlantic
Charles Morris
>i dropped $500 on supplies
Colton Long
He's well east of the eye, not gonna get BTFO.
William Johnson
>graph visibly shows more storms in recent years
LEL, also storms aren't hurricanes you retard ahahaha
Anthony Campbell
Yes master, I will do as you wish master
Landon Sullivan
Not live, you tard.
Brayden Adams
>This is because of global warming.
That's why the news keeps pushing these "scary" hurricanes.
Camden Brooks
you and every other retard in this state - that's why they keep doing it, it makes them money. they'll do it again next year too
Luis Peterson
Nothing is happening though....
Anthony Davis
Nobody likes basic bitch conservatives, right-wingers most of all.
Nathaniel Johnson
What states are expected to get hit?
Aaron Brown
FLORIDA ANONS REPORT IN:
321 checking in, riding this bitch out.
Gabriel Johnson
Someone needs to shop in a pub sub. Then we can all go home.
Michael Collins
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Landon Nguyen
don't click, its not even fucking live (posted august 29) it has fucking ads.
Cooper Williams
>w-we didn't mean stronger, we m-meant longer Never reply to my posts again, finncuck. I hope you give suicide another chance.
Kayden Taylor
>tfw i'm just waiting for the wind to pick up some more and i'm going skateboarding in hurricane winds with an umbrella.
Jason Moore
Irma hasn't been a 5 in hours m8
Eli Rivera
Medic needs new post. >Also needs tendie sub >200% sweetie
Aiden Thompson
813 its dark and raining. windy has died down tho.
Joseph Wood
wasn't your country invaded by blacks and muslims?
and you let it happened gleefully?
Adrian Barnes
>He's been shitposting the same stupid shit thread after thread You just seem like an autistic fly, you arent "triggering" or "trolling" anyone. You're just sad.
where do i find the full set of cute irma at various sizes cartoon thingy?
Hunter Sullivan
Trees are already snapping in Miami & the eyewall is not even close to Florida. Come back in a few hours to enjoy the big happenings. In the meantime, enjoy the destruction of the keys..
Oliver Butler
What do other boards think about Sup Forums? Do they hate us because they know we're the main board on the site now?
Evan Reed
>what is radar >many hurricans stay in fuck all nowhere middle Atlantic >couldn't see them before really activates my pistachios
Jeremiah Foster
didn't this get confirmed fake
Juan Brooks
It's gone missing. Could reappear anywhere in the gulf.
Easton Brown
well those meteorologists are armchair weatherman as well. Should fire the whole lot of them.
Luis Lewis
north north west cnn has it strengthening to as cat 5
