No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
Jace Flores
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Joshua Foster
Guys the eyewall is heading RIGHT for Ft. Meyers
Parker Ross
Virgin Islands after Irma
Zachary Williams
GUYS IM IN MIAMI. THE FUCKING LOOTERS SET A BUILDING ON FIRE. OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Lincoln Walker
Irma the Hurricane of love and happiness
Leo Clark
>An elf only good for a quick fuck. vs >An elf perfect for making your wife.
Not a hard choice desu.
Jaxon Ortiz
based jeff
Jason Bailey
Any key west fags can give updates?
Caleb Thompson
>Just how good are pubsubs? God-tier. Sorry you salt and vinegars will never have them
Xavier Phillips
They're good. Their Philly Cheese Steak subs are pretty good too
Cameron Robinson
first time is always rough
Caleb Hill
Where is Jose landing
Brayden Wilson
RIP brah. That’s the nuclear power plant.
Alexander Johnson
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Jason Miller
we STALKER now
Joshua Miller
real if true
Aaron Watson
HAHAHAHHAHAJAHAHAJ INHALES DEEPLDY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA SNORTS COKE HAHAHAHAHAHAH AMERICANS B T
F I OOOOOO LOL
Brayden Cox
1st post good.
Irma threads brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
P U B L I X P L E A S U R E
First response gets OFFICIAL thread sub pick. Please specify your toppings and if you want a side of Dirty brand chips and a drink.
Jose Butler
>it's nothing
fuck you all see ya next week for jose hitting nyc
Luke Bell
Looks like those over-exaggerated horror movie sets.
Jack Barnes
They can't post from their watery graves user
Cameron Jones
727 here. So Irma isn't shit now. Tampa really has a spell on it after all.
Zachary Lopez
PETITION MODS TO ADD A PUBLIX FLAG!!!
Evan Hall
Roastie islands
Alexander Collins
>BLOCKS YOUR PATH
Adrian Harris
Raw dogged
Cooper Reed
The most recent forecast model makes it look like its gonna go straight west after looping
Grayson Morales
that's pretty harsh
Ryan Nguyen
Jeff is a bulshitting hype man, those trolley trays aren't going to turn into spears...
>good for a quick fuck. Take that back faggot she is literally perfect.
Mason Williams
>Irma won't regain Cat 4 >Irma won't turn North
Have anons ever been so wrong?
Gavin Richardson
Facebook memorial pages up 2moro
Hunter Hall
JEFF IS ON THE MOVE
Andrew Anderson
what types of roastie subs are available?
Xavier White
shoot them
Logan Green
Reporting live from Key West. As you can see there is substantial damage from some light rain and the last gay pride parade.
Julian Allen
user even Miami is flooded the people of Key West are with Poseidon right now
Jonathan Hughes
tendy sub with buffalo sauce, light lettuce and provalone. yes to dirty chips, and a lemonade plz.
Mason Mitchell
Turns 360 degrees.
Jaxson Bennett
He is full of shit, he said it was gonna be 200 mile hour winds and 30 foot surges all over
Cooper Rogers
727 boys Where we at
Jayden Martinez
pls no bully
Aiden Scott
Happeningfags were wrong. We were told Irma was gonna fuck Florida up with Category 5 winds and very low pressure.
Luke Peterson
BUILDING IN MIAMI STILL ON FIRE.
Nathan Bennett
Miamian here, just a little education. The worse part of the hurricane is the north east part, stop listening to all these ppl saying the south is the worst. The only noisy part about this storm is the fucking shutters.
Bentley Wood
Miami Beach
Jonathan Gutierrez
WSVN finally on a storm surge location.
Easton Gray
Do you need a membership to order from the deli there? I might go get one later
Carson Hernandez
it looks almost like cgi lol
Bentley Myers
ITS RAINING HERE IN TAMPA HOW MANY LEFT LADS?
Nathaniel Carter
Absolutely disgusting gov.
Christian Garcia
oh fuck
Jason Lopez
Costco pizza is best pizza
Isaiah Moore
They're good. You can just go there and get a good sub every time. Not gonna say it's the best I've ever had, but pretty consistent.
Cameron Kelly
well at least the rain stopped
Grayson Bennett
Seminole checking in. All is cozy here.
John Thompson
are you screenshotting these from somewhere? I notice the images have a vignette
Hurricane Harvey Refueled 3 Times with Massive Water Vapor Bursts youtu.be/Fw6OFamw4oo
Ryan Cooper
SUPREME COMFY, MY FRIENDS!!
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE
Reminder that six hours from now, any faggot claiming to be posting from FL is lying because the power will be out across the entire state, and all generators will have run out of gas
Jose Davis
Pensacola reporting in ....what should I expect
Josiah Foster
HOW CAN PUBLIX EVEN COMPETE?
Jaxon Johnson
Virgin Islands: >substantial damage >power out >no food or water
Chad Archipelago:
>no damage, the storm was too scared to make landfall >has more power than it needs, but doesn't give any to neighbors >tons of food, even exotic and tasty pubsubs
Cameron Rodriguez
This guy knows. Costco pizza and Publix subs man.... I'm so hungry right now
Wyatt Nelson
Reminder that a tsunami is coming.
Michael Miller
OFFICIAL THREAD SUB: Return of the tendies edition
the wind is worse in the N"E quadrant, but on the west coast the south side brings the storm surg due to the direction of the winds.
Nolan Nguyen
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
IT UPGRADED TO CAT 1100 ALL OF FLORIDA IS LITERALLY GONE
Lucas Cruz
>hollywood booking it now for haunted forest scenes
James Carter
easily tbqh
Jaxon Ward
inb4 explosion
Connor Cox
ravenous. fuck. I gotta go to work. I may just fuck off early so I can grab some chow.
Andrew Hernandez
theyre paying 1000$ per nigger scalp
Gabriel Gomez
No, even the lowest mortal may PARTAKE OF THE FOOD COURT
Andrew Bennett
The everglades is gonna weaken her. The water there is cool af
Eli Gray
looks like fallout 3
Owen Bailey
To wait patiently to see which way this wily girl is gonna turn.
Jaxon Miller
Is this RE7
William Fisher
I filmed a video of it but i don't how how to upload so I'm just taking pics from the video and posting them.
Jose Rivera
Seminole
Nicholas Lee
gadol im emet
Jonathan Fisher
Death, I will be livid if McGuires Irish Pub is leveled
Adam Ward
fucking hell, this fag with the same copy pasta in every thread for the last 4 days, how autistic are you user, has your mother changed your diapers yet???
Hunter Gomez
Enjoy you're disgusting hotdog, nigger. Stay out of Publix, you don't belong there.
