UNREAL: Look at the pier at Fort Myers Beach right now
CONFIRMED HAPPENING?
Jonathan Howard
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
Daniel Thomas
IT'S SO TOTALLY HAPPENING FOR REALZ GUYS
LOOK ONE PLACE HAS 2 WHOLE FEET OF WATER
ANYONE STILL IN FLORIDA BETTER HAVE THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER ON THEIR ARM FOR WHEN SOMEONE FISHES THEM OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
Jayden Turner
Will Florida be written off after this?
Daniel Roberts
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
Julian Thompson
BORING
nothing happened
Jackson Taylor
the fuck? they actually made an article about nuking hurricanes?
Lincoln Lopez
350 DEGREES AHAHAHA IT TURNED
Liam James
I just want to reiterate that any adult elf is at least 300 years old and has had at conservative estimate 8000 barbed elf dicks piercing into her cervix over that period of time LOTR elves are worse because they are on average 3000-9000 years old and have had enough cock run through them that if you sewed the cocks together end to end you could build a rope bridge between the two Lamps of the Valar
Houstonfag here. If I aim ESE and fire repeatedly, do you think I'll hit Irma at least a few times? If so, is there an optimal angle range I should strive for, or will the act of calculating trajectory be futile given the imminent threat? I have a variety of firearms that I can discharge, and enough ammo for around six hours of assault (considering rest periods). Please respond, I would like to help in any way. I just wish I would've thought of this during Harvey. Stay strong, Florida.
Julian Clark
the other thread is better
Andrew Gray
...
Jordan Thomas
Who 24 hour tornado watch for an entire state here
Brayden Rodriguez
R8 my meal
Robert Cruz
There are many people that spent one entire year saving money to visit Florida and Disney World. Then this happened.
Many honest families that spent decades building up their homes might be at risk of losing it all suddenly because of this hurricane.
Hopefully they will be fine.
Jose Wright
ABSOLUTELY
B A S E D A S E D
Daniel Brown
FL here, check my sick get losers
Easton Fisher
no life neet faggot
Dylan Thomas
REMINDER THAT ALL THESE /ahsg/ THREADS ARE PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU FAGS BY 'THE OFFICIAL SANDWICH OF Sup Forums': THE PUBLIX CHICKEN TENDIE SUB!!
DOESN'T THAT LOOK FUCKING DELICIOUS, ANONS??
I'LL BET A DROWNING FLORIDIAN COULD REALLY SINK HIS/HER TEETH INTO ONE OF THOSE RIGHT NOW!
Benjamin Sanchez
well no digits
looks like Tampa's getting wind and rain
Leo Harris
this is why you go for the loli elves
Zachary Gonzalez
No, landfall is going to be around Naples/Fort Myers which should be in about 3-4 hours. It might hug the coast for a bit after that.
Ethan Turner
>it's a jeff yells to exaggerate the danger episode
Leo Lopez
...
Jose Flores
>no swiss flag >no smug comfy pepe come on, don't take away swiss user's only joy in life
Wyatt Rivera
Guys I'm pressing Z. Barrel roll isn't working
Gavin Rodriguez
CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
DRUMPFKINS BTFO
IMPEACH NOW
James Wood
What are the chances this thing turns towards Panama City?
Nathaniel Gray
based discord bros won this time
Alexander Foster
Jeff's stream look pixelated or is it just me?
Charles Thompson
Jeff stream got hype
Anthony Hughes
they probably get tired of people asking the same stupid question
Why is everyone treating this like its gonna be some massive destructive event? Its gonna be a mild inconvenience for a few days with a little bit of damage to trees and a little flooding. Everything is gonna be back to normal next week. Maybe like 3 people will die from it and it will only be because its some old 90 year old guy. Meanwhile people literally spent thousands of dollars or drove for 20+ hours to escape. The jews win again...
Luke Bailey
Watcha eatin today in your comfy hurricane party?
William Nelson
How are you alive??
Levi Rogers
GTFO SHILL
Josiah Price
THIS Enjoy the flooding miamifags
Hudson Murphy
first for nothingburger
Christian Green
JEFF IS DYING F
Grayson Lee
11 am
Noah Ramirez
You just copied that other guy. You are lazy as shit learn to write your own shit.
Lincoln Jackson
gomfy Sup Forums stream wen?
Josiah Morris
I miss Publix. Would like to move back to FL at some point
Tyler Jenkins
The only happening is if you live right next to the shoreline and even it is weak flooding
Jack Martinez
The better question is will Florida exist after this?
Eli Barnes
9 metre waves (29ft) waves just offshore in Miami, habbening (pic related)
Jayden Cruz
Yes I can't imagine the west coast of Florida. Miami is getting fucked right now
Cameron Williams
ITS BLOWING OVER A STOP SIGN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Julian Anderson
So..... We are winning.. Idiot.
Jose Brooks
I know looters are retarded but if you want to loot wait until tonight when the maximum amount of power will be out and most people will be gone. There aren't enough police on night shifts to guard everything
Cooper Gonzalez
Jacksonville here, give it to me straight. Am I going I have to go to work tomorrow?
Blake Long
cocks
Luke Barnes
almost too windy to cycle , those who evacuated must feel stupid
Parker Foster
Those recolors are disgusting
Aaron Howard
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
Leo Allen
YOU'RE ONE HELL OF A GODDAMNED JEALOUS FUCKING LEAF, MY FRIEND!!
MAY WANNA RUN TO ONE OF YOUR TIM HORTON'S FOR A COFFEE & BREAKFAST SANDWICH
Brody Walker
Let's do a comparison.
Here's the American Virgin Islands.
Bentley Lopez
What are the chances of Jeff getting BTFO by a palm tree?
Alexander Morris
>implying that elf lifespan and shitty elf fecundity make it probable that even one loli elf will exist anywhere in the world during your entire lifespan
James Thompson
???
Parker Brooks
>In the meantime, me and my fellow "/pakis/" FTFY
Colton Rogers
this
Zachary Davis
Here's the Bong Virgin Islands.
Adrian Campbell
Eat shit copypasta faggot
Nathan Ortiz
Legit 80% of those streams are dead and videos removed, find new shit.
Jaxson Davis
early bird gets the worm... rookie.
Samuel Carter
Fuck, Rick Scott needs to take a public speaking course or something.
Daniel Ramirez
JEFF, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE YOU MADMAN
Kevin Moore
post American Chad Islands.
Ayden Myers
>virgin islands vs. chad lower 48
Leo Reed
My mom just said, "it's happening". Now I'm panicking
