Why is Jeff LARPing harder than Sup Forums? Hes screaming and saying these trees and lampposts are gonna fall, yet they don't even budge.
Hunter Ramirez
Yes, yes, it is. Just be careful.
Ethan Thomas
WTF don't let the normies know dude.
Austin Lopez
He just passed a tree in the road.
Robert Murphy
Any updates on Irish Kevin? And Mickers Bunch/Pirate Keith?
Evan Barnes
Ayyyye, Spring Hill here.
Ready to die!
James Adams
For the dude in the last thread, I made a shitty Worry gif of the boat for you senpai.
Jason Myers
sunny skies in Japan tonight. Nothing happening, no excitement. I have some kind of painful rash around my testicles that won't go away. I'm pretty sure it's not sexually transmitted.
Aaron Fisher
You'll be fine, just make sure you're prepared This storm won't kill more than like five people.
Leo Clark
but what if is is one or more of the 5 people
Lincoln Brooks
*his is
Cooper Mitchell
why is this thread so quiet
Kevin Scott
All of the Florida posters died.
Easton Williams
No idea, but you know what would help? Extraflags.
David Fisher
Not dead yet. Here in Sarasota things are rather calm. A little bit of rain and wind but nothing crazy yet. My body and mind is ready and I await the fun like a true Floridian, drunk.
Camden Fisher
where in sarasota
Christian Hughes
I hope we get some rain from this at least
Juan Baker
woah looks good I'll try it out!
Jace Martin
...
Bentley Ortiz
University Pkwy near 75 in a nice high area outside of all the flood zones
Kayden Hernandez
nice extension mane
Camden Phillips
ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL
Joseph Williams
This storm can't blow down a cardboard house? Pic related.
Andrew Kelly
North Broward on A1A reporting, still have power, some of the shutters around the condo are slowly being blown open, no flooding on A1A yet.
This is Roughly where Jeff is. I'd say he's got a good hour before cat4 winds hit him
John Clark
Jeff's stream comments bringing the bantz- >it's World War Tree! >I'm gonna cum in Irma's eyewall
Xavier Lopez
DELET THIS
Blake Russell
REMINDER!!! If you are in the path of the storm surge don't forget to write "hi Sup Forums!" on your body somewhere with a permanent ink marker (sharpie).
A plastic bag blew across the road slowly earlier and he said 'buildings are coming apart'. Jeff believes his own nonsense at this point.
Sebastian Foster
No, hes on Marco Island ya dumb cunt
Kevin Harris
you are wrong
Oliver Anderson
Jock itch, look it up
Jayden Taylor
MY EARRRRRRRRRRRRS
Julian Martinez
Is it still a cat 4?
Carson Miller
>JEFF'S EARS ARE POPPING
Kevin Powell
...
Blake Martin
>Posts now entire minutes apart
I guess southern Floridians are losing power, or drowning. Whichever comes first, really.
Dylan Gonzalez
For now, not for long since so much of it is over land
Parker Jenkins
MY EARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nolan Johnson
Except he said he's on Championchip rd, next to Pelican Club Gold course
And he evacuated Marco Island about 2 hours ago.
You underage nigger
Ayden Garcia
you in the wrong thread
Jeremiah White
Jeff is the Alex Jones of weather. Does he sell water filters by any chance?
Austin Gonzalez
STREAM?
Dylan Stewart
where the tampa streams at?
Eli Bailey
Well thanks for that great insight into my current situation. Let us just ignore the fact I am in a concrete and cinder block house that was built in the past 15 years, and ignore the prep work I have done to ensure I have plenty of water, food, and ammo. Finally lets ignore that I selected a piece of property in an area that is elevated compared to the surrounding area and does not flood and is a good distance away from the ocean.
Yes I must be an idiot of being a Floridian who does not simply run because a storm is approaching.
Christopher Allen
Correct; good looking out, brother.
Levi Ortiz
test
Thomas Gomez
SWFL still here.
Still have power, storm is meme
Jack Moore
the good shit isnt gonna hit tampa until later tonight
Ayden Ramirez
JEFF IS KILL, TRAPPED IN THE NE EYEWALL
Oliver Ramirez
I drank all my hurricane beer already. This was a terrible mistake.
Bentley Gutierrez
>another Tampa woah are you also /safe/?
Zachary Cruz
AND HE JUST SAID HE"S NOT GOING BACK DOWN TO MARCO ISLAND.
Quick Roll Call 772 Reporting. The electricity is fighting Irma at the moment.
Logan Reyes
comfy in SC senpai
fuckin' retards stain' are reaal quiet...
Josiah Turner
gotta go catch them all
Cooper Clark
Publix had beer on sale recently buy two get one three. I made sure to stock up. It was, as they say, a pleasure.
Parker Johnson
>they're all niggers why am i not surprised
Cooper Martinez
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIN COLOR!
John Lopez
lol jeff keeps saying stuff is about to break and it's no where near breaking
Jose Torres
4 Dead
William Watson
Unf..unf...unf.. I'm g'nna..!
Michael Nelson
Yea it's getting annoying.
Julian Smith
who tf is jeff?
Carter Martin
I am 33 and not in bloody school. New college is filled with a bunch of degenerates and can fall into the sea for all I care. Is that the school you are referring to?
Jonathan Wood
Tell me I'm gonna be fine too. Eastside Tampa Bay Zone B
Evan Martinez
This is just a tropical storm. REAL Floridians are at home and washing their cars unlike the pussy snowbirds that evacuated.
Owen Jenkins
>tfw setup worked fine but I see no extra flags
Elijah Adams
Dat nest migration doe
Christian Brown
F
William Young
Smart man realized that it's a free car wash.
Parker Collins
Florida is over
Ryder Moore
slow the fuck down
Logan Price
Someone showed the beach in Tampa and apparently there's no water.
