/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - JEFF IS DEFINITELY GOING TO DIE

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

KEY WEST RADAR LOOP
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flhurricane.com/flradar.php

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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IT'S HAPPENING NOW

>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

>Florida Keys Gas Station
youtube.com/watch?v=cgDhlWxHOow

>Pastebin Stream List
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg

>Comfy Antigua and Barbuda Caribbean Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=4hR-tGRjV5c
twitter.com/BSchuermanWBOY/status/906929625850408960
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/906932139643588608
youtube.com/watch?v=rX1QYceZRlw
twitter.com/tuiterosismico/status/906925605303799809
youtube.com/watch?v=CrjjG7NPDa0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Come watch the penisula PURGE

Irma is making landfall and bringing chaos with it

>JEFF!!!!
>Tornados
>Babies being born in Shelters
>Cranes Falling Over in Miami

Come join us!

Official Sup Forums Irma Livestream

/comfy/guaranteed

youtube.com/watch?v=4hR-tGRjV5c

we had a bigger storm in Israel last year.

Americans are attention whores with a reality show president.

Faggot link doesn't work

954 here, when should I expect the worst of it? The wind's been howling like a banshee for a few hours now.

How original

Thread roll for Jeff Death

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For two years we laughed. We joked. We memed. But it finally happened.
It's time for JEB'S SURGE

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first for our first lady will FLOTUS out of this

What's going to happen to Marco Island?

that fucking beat from Jeff's windshield is doing my head in

Irma Death WHEN?

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amerihaes itt, will zombies start looting once the people abandon their businesses/homes? Will you ride out the storm just to pop negroids?

Memes aside, I have family in Miami, are they gonna die?

They are legal immigrants

>Americans have to dedicate an entire general to them getting a little water splashed on them

do you REALLY want to go down that road?

Same, put on Shadilay

>SHEET METAL FLYING EVERYWHERE
>it's a fucking pizza box

Damn it jeff

This is just awful! @WPLGLocal10 is showing LIVE video of people looting Simon Sportswear in Sunrise, #FL on Power Line Road.. #IRMA..

twitter.com/BSchuermanWBOY/status/906929625850408960

No but I wish they did.

I'm in Pinellas county did we actually manage to dodge this thing?

TOMORROW

LANDFALL IN TWENTY MINUTES

THE EYE SOON LADS
>t.Jeff

Who else /Boca/ here? Currently sheltering in my synagogue

it's just a fucking heavy rain. back to your vidya fags

probably not. they lucked out big time with the west movement

B E A S T

M O D E

(you)

>hurricane so scary woooowoowwoooo!!!

Boring. I could stand out there and nothing would happen to me

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>Mute Jeff stream.
>The storm is nothing but a little wind if you ignore his fearmongering.

huh

Jeff just said it has an anal approach

Irma is coming for his booty

I wanna fuck Twilight dead

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/906932139643588608
It's not happening at all you goys.

What happened to the Keys? Any aftermath footage ?

M E G A
B E A S T
M O D E

so america's great happening turned into a giant nothingburger

fuck sake... stick to school shootings, kiddos

>#hutticaneirma
lmao jeff

youtube.com/watch?v=rX1QYceZRlw

BEAST MODE

how do I rotate Jeff

I'm on desktop so I can't turn my pc

Irma's about to leave humanity behind

>Miami not even getting properly hit
>Is literally melting from getting a little bit of wind

lol?

This is why no one takes climate change seriously
>Expect us to believe models predicting global climate change decades or centuries out
>Can't predict a storm track days out

Kek
I really don't care, I don't know them
Stay safe American bro

Miami is coming apart
twitter.com/tuiterosismico/status/906925605303799809

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ANy of you have any information on based Jose the behemoth of the bahamas?

Eye is about to hit me, It's kinda spooky with the wind sounds but I still have power and internet.

60-90 till he dies

Jeff says your all ded
F

>all these muh week storms

it hasnt even hit land yet

Pepe is getting the warmest coat in the land. Good lad.

>in Israel

Literally nobody cares you jewish retard.
Go kill some babies, you inbred sick fuck.

quadruple turkey, no toppings

Do any streams work?

>get my zipper up here
JEFF LITERALLY JACKING OFF TO THE STORM

Ctrl+alt+arrow key

All of the cheaply built spic shit is coming down

>Streamed live on Aug 28, 2017
You are actually retarded

So it made landfall as a cat 3?

please no

Not even live because the camera got destroyed

Im in sunrise and ill be recording.

>tfw i want to share my kikebook with/pol/ but scared of getting doxxed

Is anything bad gonna happen to broward? A giant pine tree snapped in half here becore the hurricane was even close(missed it n didnt record) but nothing else is really habbening.

Bread and mayonnaise

Hold the mayonnaise

2 HOURS TILL LANDFALL

The eyewall will make contact in a little over 2 hours with the Ten Thousand Islands/Marco Island area. Its a relatively lightly populated area, but densely packed Naples lies just on the other side. Expect your HAPPENINGS in ~3hours.

>thread themes
youtube.com/watch?v=CrjjG7NPDa0

If get, carlos comes back to show boipussy in sae thread as new Irma lews get posted. jeff stays safe too.

westworld season 2 confirmed.

Hudson fl here

just started pouring about an hour ago, will be ramping up over the next 12 hours or so


gonna play some overwatch til the power gives out and then I have books to read providing my house doesn't blow away

>I break mirrors with my winds in the United States

OOGA BOOGA to you too, friend ;^)

fuck so close

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>TURKEY
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>TURKEY
>NOTHING ELSE

Super sleepy time sub, no happening to see here.

After 3 years, his Stand has finally charged.
SLOW AND STEADY

How many times are you going to post this?

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What was that a house?

Naples fag here.

Ft.Myers beach looking pretty big.

Still mad you couldn't shill her in, huh?

WOW
It's happening guys

>a fucking drizzle

>gonna play some overwatch

Good goyim, enjoy your diversity.

Need a fall version of that gif

This is what Marco Island looks like on a normal day.
Literally built on sand in the middle of the ocean.

Any updates on Irish Kevin? Or Mickers Bunch and Pirate Keith?

You should sell you computer because the technology is completely wasted in your hands.
You're so retarded, that money would be better spent on erasers for you to chew on.

Ft Myers always good for succy

>overwatch

I hope someone comes and steals your compruter

This gets me in the mood for the Singapore mission on BF4

>ahurrdurr it's nothing
>storm hasn't even made landfall yet and downtown Miami is underwater

MY NAME IS JEFF

HOLY SHIT COMPLETELY FLOODED HOW MANY BODIES IS THAT

oooo. this nigga is on another lever

little marco

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one with hurricane winds blowing outside