/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - THE WIND WAKER EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

KEY WEST RADAR LOOP
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flhurricane.com/flradar.php

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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IT'S HAPPENING NOW

>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

>Pastebin Stream List
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg

>Comfy Antigua and Barbuda Caribbean Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/cxJEPwFrVGE
youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo
youtube.com/watch?v=cpAfxxji_9w
youtu.be/Ea-_ZzTZBdg?t=26s
youtube.com/watch?v=4hR-tGRjV5c
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/906947963100033026
twitter.com/bryanwx/status/906948741697032192
twitter.com/LincTapper/status/906946216147255297
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>it's not happening
>youtu.be/cxJEPwFrVGE
youtu.be/cxJEPwFrVGE
>youtu.be/cxJEPwFrVGE
youtu.be/cxJEPwFrVGE
>youtu.be/cxJEPwFrVGE
youtu.be/cxJEPwFrVGE

>CAT 3
Boo freaking hoo it's fucking N O T H I N G.

Jeff is speeding to shelter before the storm surge and eye hit him

who max /comfy/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo

Stronk blackman braves 150 mph winds while you whitebois evacuate like little pussy

Sandy was Cat 2 you moron

Guess everyone went to the meme flag bread.

I need more looting videos

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=cpAfxxji_9w

happening when?

THIS IS WHAT CAT 5 LOOKS LIKE:

>youtu.be/Ea-_ZzTZBdg?t=26s

Why does Gondola look so distraught in the shower? Is it not a good temp?

Nothing for tripfags.

Praying for Publix to take massive losses from the storm and get toxic mould in their bread boxes.

FLORIDA IS DONE
PRESS F

Holy fuck look at this MASSIVE whooping tree it just fell over holy shit fucking god

>CAT 3 "storm"
lol it's unironically nothing

TWO CRANES HAVE COLLAPSED IN DOWNTOWN MIAMI

THIS SHIT IS ONE FOR THE BOOKS

any streams of looters getting shot?

>Only stays around to loot businesses

why only 2min video

NOTHING BURGERED AGAIN

This storm was supposed to obliterate miami as a category 5. Now it's queefing out over the everglades and at most it'll kill a few alligators. Happening levels at negative 1000

...

HOLY FUCK A TREE FELL OVER TURN ON CNN

These digits rise the hurricane back to an F5

>A nigger 4th world island is hit by Irma at full strength
>only one (1) dead.

>the "most powerful/rich country on earth"™ is hit by a weak Irma
>already several deads.

How do you explain this?

this is an absolute nothingburger. we were promised the apocalypse, and instead we got moderate winds and minor flooding.

fake and gay af

RIP REDWOOD

CAN JEFF DO IT???

/LW/ LOOTER WATCH

...

>hurricane
>f5

>tfw sarasota

We got bamboozled

Lets blame someone

Jeff is very dramatic though, so it seems like a big deal. Just imagine it's a real hurricane

WHERE THE FUCK IS IRISH KEVIN?

>F5
it's be a pretty ridiculous hurricane if it needed the tornado scale to be measured

And it has caused only 75 billion $ im damages. This much FED prints out in one afternoon.

If Irma doesn't cause at least 200 billion in damage US won't feel a thing.

Americans are dumb

Everyone's over on Sup Forums watching sports ball

any deaths so far?

Sandy was a joke. The only people who care about Sandy were CNN, Barack Obama supporters, and New Jersey fags.

Sick of Gloomtube censoring chat?

Come join us!

Official Sup Forums Irma Livestream (Now with 60% more NIGGER)

>JEFF!!!!
>Tornados
>Babies being born in Shelters
>Cranes Falling Over in Miami

/comfy/guaranteed

youtube.com/watch?v=4hR-tGRjV5c

That's from a tornado a few years back in Oklahoma.

3 FOOT WAVES ON A POND
Rip Florida

1000 hours in MS Paint

>Black star is a Sup Forumsack
Who knew

TreePocalypse
6 million palm trees uprotted and druwnd

Reference
Zelda
I'm awesome I kno

you jerk you stole digits

Reports of Multiple people drowning in their homes in Collier County, but after calling 911, the people couldn't be helped because of the High Wind Speeds. Upwards of 10 death sin the county already.

thats nuts

Irish Kevin is literally a faggot. I called him yesterday. He's gayer than milo and he has a lisp. I hope he's dead.

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/906947963100033026
MIAMI IS A FUCKING WARZONE NIGGERS LOOK TWO CRANES DOWN ITS ALL OVER

HOLY FUCK
IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING

...

#fakenews

Fucking Publix gets BTFO, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

hurricane should have hit miami

but what

Miami is not even close to being hit by the storm

the storm is on ANOTHER SIDE OF FLORIDA ALREADY

you guys catch that?

I've always been hateful and spiteful against everyone

they took down the cranes

>Debris are all over the road!
>Missiles are currently being fired at my car!!
>The road itself is starting to be lifted off the ground

I went to bed. What was the last we saw of him?

You can thank cuba for slowing the beast down. Cuba is devastated at the 5 power suffering the worse hurricane they had since the 1930s.

We got played, guys

>DOWNGRADED TO CAT 3
DOWNGRADED TO CAT 3
>DOWNGRADED TO CAT 3
DOWNGRADED TO CAT 3
>DOWNGRADED TO CAT 3
DOWNGRADED TO CAT 3

It's literally nothing
Just a tropical storm really

Can you stop coming bak

Not happening, snoozicane was confirmed earlier. Expect weakening and boredom.

Negative. You are an attention seeking nigger.

>sheet metal EVERYWHERE

Jeff always sounds so panicked

These videos make me long for the timeline where cat 5 irma hits miami

only if a femanon throws it back for me

youtube.com/watch?v=4hR-tGRjV5c Official Sup Forums Irma Stream

NO REGULAR HURRICANE COULD BRING DOWN THIS MANY TREES

TRULY THIS IS THE STORM OF THE WILLENNIUM

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UH OH

The storm is bigger than Ohio m8

This Jeff guy larping about on his stream about shit going on off camera and not even showing us

Fuck you made me laugh jerk.

Playback disabled faggot

he's just excited

Irma is a fat dictease

he's the one in the hurricane, not the one watching it on a stream

Press F for Jeff
>Time is up for Naples, Marco Island & Everglades City. It's about to get really awful.
twitter.com/bryanwx/status/906948741697032192

What you mean tho user

last live sighting

the ruff
>the ruff

So what's irmachans current statistics?

I love how Jeff is now trying to save face. His stream is literally nothing but slightly above average wind and rain and him shouting

My dick is bigger than Rhode Island

twitter.com/LincTapper/status/906946216147255297

>there's a tornado forming!!

idiot

Meanwhile in Jeff's mind

SHEET METAL ALL OVER THE PLACE

learn how to spell walker.

>wife calls worried about him
>tells her he will call her back

you should see a doctor

Then why is it cat 3 and not a tropical storm? bongs should be banned from these threads.