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/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - No comment Edition
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SHEET METAL EDITION
This storm was supposed to obliterate Miami as a category 5. Now it's queefing out over the everglades and at most it'll kill a few alligators. Happening levels at negative 1000
jeff stealing gas?
Kill yourself for not pasting the OP.
did this nigga just get out his car
JEFF DOING AN OUT OF VEHICLE RECON MISSION
you forgot the pastebin, sage
SUPER HIGH EXPLODING PLACTIC BAG IS FLYNG RIGHT AT US!!!!
Daytime hurricanes are pretty uncommon this is cool shit even if its not the apocalypse
RIP
10 reported deaths already
/ptg/ pls go
SUPER MEGA BEAST MODE
Jeff screaming about sheet metal we get worse winds than that every day here
Jeff out in the winds masturbating furiously shouting nonsense about sheet metals and beastmode exploding
F
Worst OP yet
Hope you live in Miami
>it's another Sup Forums tricked by jeff overreacting episode
F
Sup Forums STREAM IS BACK ON GET BACK HERE FAGS.
super super super super bad winds
rip tampa
PASTEBIN
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KEY WEST RADAR LOOP
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NEXT HAPPENINGS
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IT'S HAPPENING NOW
>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
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>Track the Tropics
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>Tropical Tidbits
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>Real-Time Irma Guidance
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>Storm Visualization:
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Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
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>Hurricane Preparedness
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Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
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STREAMS
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>Jeff
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>Pastebin Stream List
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>Comfy Antigua and Barbuda Caribbean Radio
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m8 hurricanes usually last all day even if you live somewhere small. This is a yuge hurricane that's set to mow its way over entire states if we're lucky.
Jeff is a brave man to withstand this hypervortex of sheet metal flying at 6 million mph
SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER
SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER BAD WINDS
HERE
WE
GOOOOOO
FUCK can anyone tell me if Publix chicken tendies is any good? How is their ranch? Its either Subway or Publix
so this is the power of super mega ultra giga power turbo beastja mode
is anyone else masturbating right now
OP IS FUCKING WORTHLESS AND THIS THREAD SUCKS ASS
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>its not happening
MY HOUSE IS ALREADY FUCKING FLOODING AND I LIVE IN ORLANDO.
havent even gotten any of the real fucking hurricane here yet. jesus fuck.
JEFF IS KILL
SUPER DUPER BLADES OF GRASS FLYING AT MACH SPEED
Jeff ded
>youtube.com
>this video is unavailable
Fuck off you communist yuro filth
SUPER MEGA BEAST MODE!!!!!!!
IT'S TIME TO ACTIVATE
S U P E R
M E G A
B E A S T M O D E
rest in pieces jeff
>Be in Satellite Beach
>Still have power
>Hurricane is drastically weakening by the hour
I think tomorrow I'll go pick up some delicious tenders at my local Publix.
I can't think of a better meal to help me celebrating this complete nothing store.
JEFF IS BEING DISINTEGRATED
What stream are y'all watching
Link pls
REFRESH
god has sent this storm to cleanse the earth of the foul american virus once and for all. the scourge of humanity, the pestilence that assails humanity, the living scum bucket that is the USA. the cleansing wind of the hurricane will sweep it away. there is no god but god
5 I am the Lord, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
6 That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the Lord, and there is none else.
7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
8 Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the Lord have created it.
the great satan shall be blown into the sea
No but my wife jerked me off 30 mins ago
utter destruction
break into publix, you'll be fine
Based wife
HURRICANE CURRENTLY AT SSJ4 GOD MODE SAIYAN BROLY LEVELS ASCENDED SHEET METAL BEAST MODE LEVELS
SUPER DESTRUCTION MODE HERE WE GOOO
IT'S CUMMING ON HIM NOW
SUPER DESTRUCTION MODE ACTIVATED
ITS CUMMING ON JEFF RIGHT NOW
yes
SUPA DESTRUCTION MODE
SUPER DESTRUCTION MODE IS INCOMING
>he has a wife
Sick of Gloomtube censoring chat?
Come join us!
Official Sup Forums Irma Livestream (Now with 60% more NIGGER)
>JEFF!!!!
>Tornados
>Babies being born in Shelters
>Cranes Falling Over in Miami
/comfy/guaranteed
>communist
Don't you ever fucking dare call me a communist. This is what we do to commies here.
>once and for all
>10 deaths
wew, the US is not Iceland, senpai
SUPER DESTRUCTION MODE
how many modes does Jeff have??
SUPER ULTRA MEGA DEATHCYCLONE
What stream niggers
SUPER
DESTRUCTION
MODE
can I jerk your wife off
SUPER DESTRUCTION MODE
Pray for my aunt's church and its people down there.
Loot pharmacy first, tendies second.
ON IT.
just how many modes does Jeff have?
big if true
F
COMPLETE DESTRUCTION
MOBILE HOMES BEING DISINTEGRATED BY 200 MPH WIND SHEET METAL VORTICES
NORTHERN SHEET METAL WALL APPROACHING
POWER BUFFS
DEBRIS DISINTEGRATING TRAILER PARK ROOFS
SUPER ULTRA VORTEX
140 MPH 5 MILES SOUTH IN 5 MINUTES
NORTH EYE WALL
SOUTH 15 MILES
SUPER DESTRUCTION MODE
127 125 100 105 OVER ME RIGHT NOW 6 MILES
122 125
POWER BLOOPIN
130 135
ANOTHER 25 25 MILES PER HOUR
BAD REALLY BAD
PRESSURE CONTINUING TO FALL RAPIDLY
POWERS GOING UP AND DOWN
UP AND DOWN
I just realized that Jeff speaks like Trump. That must be why /pol likes watching him.
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jeff's cell hiccup sent his stream into lofi mode
Over 9000 you cunt
Jeff sounds more and more like a sissy gay guy....
I must be watching the wrong stream...where is all this "Super Destruction Beast mode" meme coming from?
Hey guys, am I going to be ok?
THE NORTH EYEBALL IS CUMMING ON ME
I'M GONNA GET MEGA DESINTIGRATED IN LIKE 2 SECONDS
ACTIVATE SAFE MODE
WHY IS JEFFS STREAM VERTICAL NOW
She doesnt have a penis user.. this isnt /r9k/
Hey /pol. Femanon here, i need your help. I live in east Tampa and im getting super nervous. My "boyfriend" is away on a business trip and i had no time to prepare. The wind is ripping apart my house. Please, if anyone is nearby in Tampa and able to help me, i need you.
You all making fun of the storm and Jeff is really putting my mind at ease. Keep it up
this
YOURE SUPER DUPER DOUBLE DOWN DELUXED DEAD
THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE!
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE!!!
>tfw I have no idea who Jeff is
Where did Jeff go? Is he kill?
NO THE SUPER DESTRUCTION BEAST MODE SIX GORILLION MPH SHEET METAL WILL GAS YOU M8 RUN
WHO SUPER BEAST MODE /SheetMetalNado/ here?
post tits
It doesn't even look that bad.
I reckon i could walk in that.
Americans exaggerate everything.