/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - SUPER MEGA BAD SUPER DESTRUCTION EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

KEY WEST RADAR LOOP
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flhurricane.com/flradar.php

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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IT'S HAPPENING NOW

>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

>Pastebin Stream List
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg

>Comfy Antigua and Barbuda Caribbean Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s
youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=DIXQXb5iAg4
twitter.com/TruNews/status/906937942442201088
youtube.com/watch?v=ZHvs1MdF04c
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>a fucking 120 mph drizzle
Bwahahahahaha. Storm of the century my ARSE.

it's NEVER, EVER, EVER NEVER HAPPENING.

S A G E.

Stay safe Jeff!

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Yeah, this is really fucking pathetic.

Pray for Jose to end us all

jeff is a semiaquatic being.
rain does not affect him.

Jeff is a cuck, and he's just trying to get views desperately when he's in the middle of nothing compared to every other fucking stream going on.

i'm so disappointed in irma
i though she would wreck havoc and destroy everything
now jose and lee are our last hope

jeff is a total super duper lame retard.

He drove by the mobiles and all was well.

jewrk.

youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s

RED NECK LADY STREAM EYEWALL

WHO /ORLANDO/ HERE

post yfw it doesn't happen

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fuck off you wont find this on pay per view

UNMERCIFUL WIND
TOTAL DESTRUCTION
UTTER DEVASTATION

the virgin hurricane
the chad tornado

HOLY DIGITS!

Better stream here, steady quality so far

youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s&feature=youtu.be

pic related

Our only hope is if /oursurge/ wipes out Jeff.

Otherwise this will have been a shit happening.

Post looting pictures

>Irma will kill everybody
>Closest Jeff got to dying was a crackhead negro attacking him

been sitting in Tampa all week expecting happening. Not even raining.

407 here this is boring as fuck. Although there are small lakes forming in my back yard

So....this...is the power of Irma? Woahh.......

>super mega beast mode

SUPER MEGA BEAST MODE

SUPER MEGA BEAST MODE WEW

Jeff is an autist who is willing to die for his 10k viewers but wasn't smart enough to pick a streaming service where he could shill for sheckles

SUPER MEGA BEAST MODE!!!!!

OP triples for sheet metal beast mode wooooo

>JIMINY CHRISTMAS

Reminder:
Nothing is happening
It's going to be downgraded to a cat 3
No damage
No devastation

There's even a Jeff bro walking around in the supposed eyewall of the hurricane without any difficulty

It was hyped up for nothing

Was really hoping Jeff wasn't just memeing but he was the whole time

HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT THIS

c-checked
w
e
w
super - mega - beast - mode

Irma threads brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.

>FL user gets promoted to management. Congrats! Get to work!
>Talks of publix /quickrundown/ in template moves hearts and minds
>OP receives tendie club membership if so
>Apply here for tendie club by posting location and favorite sub

First responders choose OFFICIAL THREAD SUB. Specify your toppings!

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Jeff's Audio
>OMG SUPER MEGA BEAST MODE IS CUMMIN APART ON ME

Jeff's Video
>an umbrella that hasn't blown away and some rain

What car does Jeff have a Ford escape or something?

JIMMINY CHRISTMAS THIS REALLY IS A SUPER MEGA BEAST MODE HAPPENING

JIMMINIE CHRISTMAS

big if real

literally standing on the fuckknows what flloor balcony in 150mpoh winds, giving no fucks.

government created
youtube.com/watch?v=DIXQXb5iAg4

subway footlong bmt

true if big

"way over 100 mega beast mode guize!111"
meanwhile umbrellas and stop signs listlessly flap in the light breeze. Fuck lying jeff

What stream is better than this faggot Jeff's?

Because nobody would pay to view this shit.

The only people watching it are cucks and those on Sup Forums who think he is slightly special for intentionally going to the weakest hit areas to storm watch.

factually enormous

That guy has to be a spidy poster on Sup Forums

EVERY TIME

naw, I'm heading to Jimmy Johns

>always get excited for happenings
>potential happening could directly affect me
>it's nothing

nice la

EVERY STREAM!


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's already cat 3, chances are it's gonna be category 2 really soon..

The only way this won't happen is if it continues west into the gulf which really will be a happening tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s

Jeff is old news

mmm, plasticized bread and everything is turkey, even the ham.

Anyone else feel bad for Jeff that there isnt major devastation near him?

literally nothing is happening this is a cat 1 teir storm. We fell for the sensationalizing weather jew again.

Reminder, this is who youre watching.

the problem is that since a Republican is in office the media are trying to turn every one in to another hurricane Katrina
so in turn the Republican president and governor(s) are overrreacting and preaching doom and the need to evacuate

THIS ONE

youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s

>JEFF STREAM ON MSNBC

No but seriously, Floridians..thank you!
Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.

You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.

In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots

Well at least it is entertainment.

T H I C C

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>CAT 3 BEFORE LANDFALL
>JUST AS I PREDICTED
A P O L O G I Z E OR JEFF DIES

no sheet metal though

Everyone post Irma-chan illustrations!

Publix demands answers as to why OFFICIAL THREAD THEME is no longer in template.

>" Secure your daughter "

>destruction
lol

these threads fucking suck

now you know why only fucktard plants in Florida run for the hills and born and raised laugh at them

rsbn or pol official - youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s

there fucking traitorous meteorologists. this is nothing

WTF IS DIS REAL

USELESS WOMAN

big if big

Orlando,

roast beef, lettuce, onion, extra black olives, salt n pepper, oil and vinegar.

dirty chips, comfy pink lemonade.

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RED NECK LADY STREAM IS DOWN?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

kek

>I'm wasting my weekend in a shitty general

NORMIES LEAVE

Jeff disappeared, guys. He's left his vehicle but the camera is still on inside.

twitter.com/TruNews/status/906937942442201088

please no hasn't he suffered enough? I mean he JUST went through super mega ultra beast mode

RIP Becky

any T H I N N cat 3 irmas?

Stay calm guys Publix will open up in a few days we can all get our Buffalow sub soon

wat film

f

>jeff stops yelling because it's so fucking boring
rip

NAPLES IS LIKE BUBUDA!
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZHvs1MdF04c

Why has this never happened with any other hurricane?

did jeff pass out?