/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Aww Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

KEY WEST RADAR LOOP
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flhurricane.com/flradar.php

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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IT'S HAPPENING NOW

>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

>Pastebin Stream List
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg (embed)

>Comfy Antigua and Barbuda Caribbean Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/TruNews/status/906919089280614401
twitter.com/Scavino45/status/906963990047281153
youtube.com/watch?v=4hR-tGRjV5c
youtube.com/watch?v=PPBTLGOP3rQ
youtube.com/watch?v=tWbYNfjfkNE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

LEARN TO SEARCH

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Jeff is a liar these winds are NOTHING near 100 mph stop sign and umbrellas completely calm fuck jeff and his sensationalism

Jeff should have weathered it out in Barbuda the wimp

Trips dictate!

I'm sure there are random bursts of 100 winds but they're probably 60 average

twitter.com/TruNews/status/906919089280614401

>40 minutes to high tide in Naples
Jeff needs to start running!

HOW MUCH TIME UNTIL THEY'RE IN THE EYE?

HOW MUCH TIME UNTIL THEY'RE IN THE EYE?

Inb4 jeff gets impailed by MUH SHEET METALS

So is it happening or not?
t. Californian that is about to go enjoy a nice day at the beach

>Jeff nowhere to be seen or head
>phone going off like crazy

I think our boy is dead

Make sure you don't get fucked by a refugee on your way there faggot

How much longer until it downgrades again and becomes a 2

twitter.com/Scavino45/status/906963990047281153
Miami is dead.

Lmao what refugees?
Also
>implying I obey unconstitutional infringements on my second amendment rights

Is this real?

RIP Jeff

press F to honor Jeff's sacrifice

Jeffmurderd by heroine lady

Jeff just got himself killed by flying sheet metal
What a faggot

F

Is Jeff kill?

Now

Happening confirmed over.

RIP Jeff

F

Jeff is dead, probably raptured.

His car is still there, but he's not talked in about 30 minutes and his phone has been going like crazy

F

d'awww watch that girl & boy meet 15 years later and fall in love

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JEFF NO

Jeff's wife probably having a cardiac arrest not picking up his phone or talking this long

youtube.com/watch?v=4hR-tGRjV5c Official Sup Forums Irma Stream

>first time watching Jeff
>he dies

welp

Who else Sup Forums here

JEFFS WIPERS WILL CARRY HIS LEGACY

Jeff did all this for crappy video.
LAME!

decapitated by flying sheet metal

Congrats Sup Forums, you memed it into existence.

>Jeff not talking
>Jeff not breathing
>Jeff not typing
>Car door never opened
>Last contact with with a crazy shouting meth addicted lady
>Only movement is wind and windshield wipers

Stream will die soon

>the moment when Irma reaches a first world country where houses are not built out of garbage

No but seriously, Floridians..thank you!
Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.

You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.

In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots

LINK TO JEFF

This is funny and all...but...jeff is really okay...

Right guys?...

fuck you memeflag

Is there any hope left for a big happening storm? Irma is one big fat disappointment. Please someone tell me there is still hope this season.

How long is Jeff missing? What did he leave the car to do?

/d/ here

heroine lady in a suit made of sheet metal

On a scale of 1-10 how over-hyped was this storm? Will anyone be held accountable?

> newscaster: feces and snakes in the water

youtube.com/watch?v=PPBTLGOP3rQ

What if he had a stroke or something and is just sitting there in a puddle of shit and whatever twitching occasionally?

His phone keeps beeping

in the op

HE IS BACK

I HEAR JEFF

this same swisssposter is back to laugh at us!

no pub subs for you ^_^

HES ALIVE

>People evacuated for this

JEFF IS ALIVE

OH FUCK HES BACK

JEFF'S ALIVE!

HE'S ALIVE!!!

JEFF IS DEAD HAVE SOME COMMON DECENCY FIRST AID KIT

HE LIVES

HQ stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=tWbYNfjfkNE

there is hope, non happening fags are just spamming bait

>category 3
>I-it's happening guys, I swear!
LOL

EXPLOSIONS
LIGHTNING BOLTS
JEFF IS BACK

JEFF IS BACK

hes alive

JEFF'S BACK!

Jeff lives!

not F

he lives!

Aaaan he comes back full sheet metal mode.

Jeff hallucinating lightening bolts now

Jeff has returned to life to speak about shit he cant possibly have seen because he's nowhere near them.

JEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFF

Things were so boring Jeff needed to find something to build suspense

>Neck deep water in downtown miami
>that was reported an hour ago

yeah totes overhyped

JEFF'S BACK AND WITH HIM DESTRUCTION

JEFF LIVES

Jeff's Back!!1

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD

JEFF LIVES

It's literally nothing, what a waste of time.

JEFF IS ALIVE

Oh no I'm sorry I did the thing

J E F F

E

F

F

Jeff returns screaming more lies about shit he saw off-cam.

those who stay will die, retard

I saw someone say they were tracking Jeff through google maps, will the authorities check up on him?

I'm back after a few hours napping
nah he's alive as fuck

JEFF LIVES

FINLAND GIVE US THE GOODS

>he randomly starts shouting again

JEFBOT IS REBOOT

...

Fake news it's Cat 4

How long till high tide and storm surge?

he was thinking about what shit he'd make up when he came back

He is back!!!