No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
>pinellas still blue how can other counties even compete?
Leo Williams
When will something actually happen? It's just rained and been a bit windy. Even the mobile homes are holding up. Fucking Americans always blowing things out of proportion
Asher Torres
This stream is lit
Much better than that Jeff rando scrub.
Colton Cooper
You do understand that it is possible to just drive into another state, right?
I only say this because your trolling just doesn't really make any sense
Nathaniel Green
Hurricane Matthew Vets Report In!!!!!!
Christian Lopez
Here comes teh aqua
Jason Sanchez
The Media are trying to sell it as an Apocalypse.!
Chase Bennett
Is hurricane Irma pretty much definitive proof that Americans could never survive an actual war on their own land?
Holy shit this country is so pussified
>omg 3ft of water you guys everyone pray! pray for florida!
Evan Nguyen
Yeah this is the stream to watch. Just wish he was more charismatic
>Thank God it's just a cat 3, can't imagine what cat 5 is like.
Joshua Bennett
You see, it will happen after the storm clears, and south Florida is flooded and people do t have power for weeks or for or water, this is just the start of the habben
Joseph Green
>Board up my house >Tie my roof and shed down >Clean up all potential projectiles >Make a nice large pot of stew >Get cozy in my jamjams, with beer and stew >Ready for Irma to shit all over Tampa >Irma takes Florida's tip, goes from a High-4 to a Low-3 >Not even gonna be a tropical storm by the time it takes half of Florida's shaft and hits Tampa YOU RUINED MY COMFY HAPPENINGS YOU SLUT.
Anthony Collins
theres a family of nogs downs the street from me. itd be a shame to see them chimp out.
Asher Campbell
...
Levi Butler
I won't even live to see Nicki Minaj' sex tape...
Adam Cook
Cuba took the hurricane at CAT 5. In the beginning it was said the hurricane would skirt land hitting Miami and the whole developed coast as 5 maybe 6. It veered to Cuba weakened from a 5 to a 3 then a 4 at key west to a 3 and now its speeding at 15 MPH into Florida as a 2.
>Maximum Sustained winds of 115 >Minimum pressure 940 >Landfall in Naples Safe to say Tampa will get small shit per usual now
Wyatt Nguyen
Yea the Caribbean took the huge load.
Jayden Lewis
threadly reminder
Justin Martinez
Did you cum at least
Lincoln Hill
ST PETE HERE
ITS STARTING TO RAIN
Jace Richardson
Literally worse weather outside my window right now. Wind speeds in the west of Ireland are similar to Florida. Comfy as fuck, house solid as rock, no hysteria, no evacuation, no "pray for us" bullshit, no end of the world nonsense. Fuck you and your big NOTHING BURGER.
Hunter Powell
>C-can we have the day off? >Cruise: No >B-but there's a hurri- >Cruise: NO
Noah Robinson
it will strengthen
Matthew Flores
THE SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE REPELLING THE STORM
Nolan Rogers
Can someone update me on the storm in broward please?
