/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Shut Up Carlos Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>LANDFALL IN PROGRESS
>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma
>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
>Mike's Weather Page
spaghettimodels.com/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10
>Real-Time Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/
>Key West radar loop
flhurricane.com/flradar.php

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org/info/
>Local Alerts
weather.gov/srh/tropical
>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/
>Jason
pscp.tv/stormitecture
>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
>Pastebin Stream Lists
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg
>Liberty Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

THREAD THEME
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youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=akx5NhoDSJk
twitter.com/wwyynne/status/906978112881209345
youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s
pscp.tv/w/bIRLfzMyOTAyNzl8MWRqeFhMcGVRdk54WvNgCaUqFuVlbipP5frVF5wF6LE2g0utfy3BXG4Day9e
youtube.com/watch?v=4hR-tGRjV5c
twitter.com/TruNews/status/906954246708502528
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

The dog lost its leg ahahahahahahaha

stupid filthy dogs

THAT GUY WITH THE DOG HAHAHA

Tidal wave when?

SHEET METAL EVERYWHERE

ACTION IS COMING

dog where?

Is Jeff in the eye?

Hello lebbit general

youtube.com/watch?v=akx5NhoDSJk

EVERY TIME JEFF SAYS SHEET METAL, TAKE A DRINK

peak high tide in naples right now

SHEET FUCKING METAL

Who /keene/ here

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BILLIONAIRE'S ISLAND HOME SLEEPOVER PARTY?

No but seriously, Floridians..thank you!
Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.

You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.

In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots

So is this a big fat nothing burger or what

~awoooooooooooo!

CAR WORSH

link pls

AYO WHERE MY HURRIKANGS AT?

Naples Cor Worsh?

heh yeah xDDD

LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

What happened to the guy at the gas station who had the gayest laugh that lost his house?

Where is jeff going?

Why is this storm a joke?

Tfw UCF is closed through Wednesday. I actually like going to school

nope. biggest happenings will begin after the eye wall passes

Island got razed but he came out of his burrow unscathed

whats a spike pls im an idiot

>over 3 gorrilion GOYIM without power

gg Irma

SHIT METAL EVERYWHERE

Jason or Jeff?

in prison

>twitter.com/wwyynne/status/906978112881209345

Would you?

JEFF GET TO HIGH GROUND!

Is jeff right in the eye?

Why? Is it gonna be worse than Harvey?

Everytime Jeff says sheet metal take a drink.

Wow that's edgy as fuck!

You're forgetting Boca Raton.

bruh we're under a tornado warning seek shelter now

:^)

I'd black the shit out of her

youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s

Comfy stream.

the melanin americans need those expensive trainers to survive

That's a troll account m8

jeff is currently broadcasting from high above the eye, having been flown there on a piece of sheet metal

is jeff in new york? there is no fucking storm.

Yes sadly, this light rainstorm is what Americans consider "catastrophic"
Honestly, it's fucking nothing and it makes me sleepy

The eye is barely visible at this moment which means the storm starts to dissipate. Happening is over fags.

WEW LADS

WEW

TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

Been playing that earlier, just woke up from an alcohol coma. Send help.

USF, which is facing a direct hit, is only closed to Tuesday and has an 18 hour curfew and that's about it.

>Still using the same lame copy-pasta I first saw like 8 hours ago.

>its not happening

Around Sheet Metal
Never Relax

Based keene
pscp.tv/w/bIRLfzMyOTAyNzl8MWRqeFhMcGVRdk54WvNgCaUqFuVlbipP5frVF5wF6LE2g0utfy3BXG4Day9e

> free car wash

Is there any chance of serious damage at this point? The hurricane doesn't look like it's moving towards any major cities and it's getting weaker by the minute. I'm disappointed I wanted there to be a good happening.

Someone tell him it's a nothingburger and stop worrying

>Why?
storm surge won't recede for a long time, looters come out, failed rescue attempts, a lot of things
>Is it gonna be worse than Harvey?
probably not

With 61k tweets? Joined 2011? If troll then committed and i would give the dick

aaay that's where i evacuated from

did they get hit hard?

Looks like an autistic kid scribbled all over your state Florida

DUDE

>v-power just kicked in yo

>still responding to the same lame copy-pasta you first saw like 8 hours ago.

How could that door be waterproof?

KEK

Those doors and windows are pretty well sealed desu

>evacuated
>they
you're no true floridian

>no compact eye

it's fucking over

there's already extremely bad damage and it's still hours away from tampa. just wait, it's a very slow moving system

Sarasota here, still waiting for things to get bad but as of yet it is just wind and rain. My dog, unlike me, is not taking it so well and he is scared and hiding in my bedroom. No good photos of destruction from the storm so here is my dog.

All my other Floridafags ok?

The only good Publix is a destroyed Publix

I like it.

b...but i was on vacation

blasphemy

People have made far worse to keep up the ruse

>not using this for your windows and doors

The only good penix is up your dunghole.

kek

Someone tell him wow it's fucking nothing

the weather on jeff stream is so mild

is over already?YAWN!!

Sick of Gloomtube censoring chat?

Come join us!

Official Sup Forums Irma Livestream (Now with 60% more NIGGER)

>JEFF!!!!
>Tornados
>Babies being born in Shelters
>Cranes Falling Over in Miami

/comfy/guaranteed

youtube.com/watch?v=4hR-tGRjV5c

This dude is live and no one cares, Sup Forums is dead.

...

twitter.com/TruNews/status/906954246708502528

THIS

The water rises!

WHO
IS
HE

>Don't spend $1400 on plane ticket out of Florida
>shoes get wet from 6 inches of rain
Serves you right Floridians. YOU. WERE. WARNED!!!!

Is jeffs stream working ok?, it has been down for 20 minutes. skipping in and out with no sound

Wait, looks like there's something outside that door stopping the water

...

THE WATER RISES

True but i think youre just jaded, looking through its twitter it doesnt look like its either subtle or trolling at all. Just random girly tweets.

he's inside of the eye you dumb nigger