Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Antifa Manlets Edition

Upcoming elections:
24.09.2017 GENERAL ELECTION
15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:

>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

TASKS:
>Gather lurkers
>Make memes
>Spell-check memes
>Spread memes
>Come up with new ideas
>Ignore the shills

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

They accept PayPal

Wahlnavi
>wahlnavi.de

Wahl-O-Mat:
>wahl-o-mat.de/bundestagswahl2017/

Weidel leaves ZDF Debate
>youtube.com/watch?v=TDi_TKa3R40
Storch vs Bushido
>youtu.be/R3juZ-CwXG8
Nigel Farage speech
>youtu.be/iFOBH1F2pz4
Email Leak
>welt.de/politik/article168489086/Alice-Weidel-will-Veroeffentlichung-rassistischer-E-Mail-stoppen.html
>archive.is/mklb8

Other urls found in this thread:

afd.de/zeit-spenden
afd.de/wahlhelfer
youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90
twitter.com/AfD/status/906951081971863552
youtube.com/watch?v=7CiOWcUVGJM
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article163918666/Zahl-der-tatverdaechtigen-Zuwanderer-steigt-um-52-7-Prozent.html
faz.net/aktuell/politik/wahl-in-sachsen-anhalt/unbekannte-faelschen-wahlplakate-der-gruenen-in-sachsen-anhalt-14110994.html
youtube.com/watch?v=jknxLDKi_80
youtube.com/watch?v=IPT-7P0EtW0
tag24.de/nachrichten/stuerz-bruecke-frankfurter-allee-berlin-schwer-verletzt-331348
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

For german Anons who want to go the extra mile:

The AfD is still looking for people who can spend some time before the election to placard posters, distribute flyers and stuff into mailboxes, man info booths (together with experienced guys, of course), help prepare locations for speeches, look for posters being damaged/stolen, go to local meetups to discuss plans/ideas etc.
>afd.de/zeit-spenden

Also if not even more important apply as Wahlhelfer to prevent election fraud. (Check your local deadlines at your town hall) You get even some money from the government for this, between 60-90€

Or if you don't want to spend the entire election day at the polling station, please go there as Wahlbeobachter. Every citizen got the right to be there when they count the votes! Just go there a few minutes before 6pm on election day. You don't need to do anything else.

>afd.de/wahlhelfer
>youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90

wanna troll the greens?
>"24.09.17

Wahlparty

Berlin: Vollgutlager - Alte Kindl Brauerei, Rollbergstraße 26

Veranstaltet von: Bundesvorstand BÜNDNIS 90/DIE GRÜNEN, [email protected]

Anmeldung HIER "
collect delicious tears here

Irgendwas in den Nachrichten oder so wegen den emails?

Nichts spektakuläres

Weidel wurde bei N24 ob die E-Mails echt waren:
"Das werden wir sehen"

Ein Berlin user muss das unbedingt machen

absolutely nothing cuz its a fake

Gauland ist morgen in Frankfurt.

OP, you own the postimg gallery, don't you?
Would you replace the pictures without a icon with the new version, pls?

I don't want to get persecuted by the meme-police.

Das gute Frankfurt oder poz Frankfurt?

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Mehr Termine (durch die Bilder klicken):

twitter.com/AfD/status/906951081971863552

Will do

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Aus den Kommentaren:

Wessen größter Konkurrent ist die AFD?

Wessen Ehefrau ist die stellvertretende Welt24-Chefradakteurin?

Welches Blatt hat die angebliche Weidel-Mail in die Öffentlichkeit getragen?

Man kann nur vermuten.

>afd-ffo.de
Das Gute, scheint's.

youtube.com/watch?v=7CiOWcUVGJM
THREAD THEME

Für den Einmarsch ins Parlament beim Weidel-Putsch sollte aber was Schmissigeres her, Wagners "Ritt der Walküren" wäre passend.

we need a meme poster like the old ones
normie german burerger
"in the street i say the "right " thing,
in the elction cabinet i tick the "right" box

good luck germ-bros

Ich bin zufrieden mit der Wahl, wäre ziemlich top kek wenn das laufen würde

AfD bros know

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thank you very much.
Is there actually any crime for this (Straftatbestand)?

Checked. Das andere ist temporär schon verloren.

Naja finde den Inhalt davon eh nicht schlecht, würde mich freuen wenn die real ist. Anyway, ich weiß worauf du hinauswillst aber kannst du mir die Personalfragen trotzdem beantworten?

It will be the Hitler diaries all over again.

Daily reminder, mods are hotheads.

Nope it's legal

Er ist mit ner Rosenfeld verheiratet? Oy yey.

What's the next step of their master plan?

Gauland will ein Direktmandat in Frankfurt Oder holen

indeed

I mean without putting something there, like an icon?

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That's the way to marry into the Bilderbergs I guess? Kevin Macdonald is always so fucking right.

Pls remove:
>1504667981181
>IMG_0971

I'm not a lawyer but I think it's legal

from the gallery

Done. Are you afraid of legal consequences or what?

Quelle zum Bild:
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article163918666/Zahl-der-tatverdaechtigen-Zuwanderer-steigt-um-52-7-Prozent.html

Yes, somewhat, but I am also just too much of a neurotic person.

Until I do some research on that, I will feel better with the icon version.
Now that we got some attention through the Spiegel, these parties might care about this…

afd für dummies, i guess?

They can't do shit but if you feel better about it I'm fine with it

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geg! who makes these?

Deutschen, wie viele Prozent von aller Wählen denken sie das die AFD kriegen soll?

12-15%

Also, if there would be a considerable amount of these memes with the icons, the media would have to be selective to show only memes without the icons, so that they can say "fake election posters".
They would then also have to say:
"Some of theses posters are made identifiable by icons" (if they don't want to be "Lückenpresse")

This would already greatly relativise their accusations.

lowest 12,5%
highest 23%

the Zeit, i think

>OPs pic
Storytime:
>be me
>6f something
>AfD poster across the street is ripped down every morning
>print out a new one and this time put it up as far as possible for me
>occasionally look out the window at night
>see nothing
>in the morning the poster is gone again
>the sidewalk under the spot isn't paved right now
>there are four dents in the ground
>conclude someone had to bring a ladder
>bring one myself
>poster is now at about 3,5 meters
>sit on my window this night playing Pokemon Yellow and looking down to the street every few seconds
>THERE IT IS
>the fucking caricature of a leftist
>manlet/womanlet(I'm not sure about it's gender and neither is it probably)
>tomato red hair
>giant ear holes
>I think I saw a neck tattoo
>puts up the ladder
>climbs up and tries to reach the poster
>can't
>jumps up trying to reach it
>lmao
>it leaves looking around in embarrassment
I'm watching the street rn to see if it brings a bigger ladder this time, phone ready. Will film and post webm if it returns.

you're doing god's work, user

>manlet/womanlet(I'm not sure about it's gender and neither is it probably)


Good story but that was the best part.

Do pic related.

Not playing pokemon leafgreen. What a amateur

someone got some real good pictures with shady quotes and things martin schulz has done? just wanna rub it into 2 of my hardcore schulz fans. they waver hard politically and i want to see them fall.

and before their vote goes for the spd id rather break them.

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I think that wouldn't be a problem for Schulz supporters. That Turkish SPD hag said we don't have a culture (coming from a Turk!), NIE WIEDER DEUTSCHLAND, etc.

Yeah you ae right

Da muss ein Helikopter im Hintergrund sein

>somebody places green fake posters in Saxony-Anhalt
>greens sue against unkown

>Diese „diffamierende, gefälschte Kampagne“ zeige, dass die Grünen ins rechte Wespennest gestochen hätten, glaubt die Politikerin. Auch bei der Staatsanwaltschaft haben die Grünen eine Anzeige eingereicht. „Zuerst muss aber geprüft werden, ob und welche Straftaten durch das Anbringen der Plakate in Frage kommen“, sagt Oberstaatsanwalt Frank Baumgarten. Bis zu den Landtagswahlen am Sonntag wird der Fall wohl nicht gelöst werden.
faz.net/aktuell/politik/wahl-in-sachsen-anhalt/unbekannte-faelschen-wahlplakate-der-gruenen-in-sachsen-anhalt-14110994.html

>Jürgen Trittin posts pic related on twitter.

Ich bin mal schlafen.

Gute Nacht

Fuck, ich hasse dieser mann so viel

ya thats a good start,

needs improvement, the model should be a normie, eg, 50 yr old penner drinking on the street, 50 yr old oma with shopping cart, garbage man, maybe even a polizei to be contreversial,

haha

gl

Es herrscht eine Doppelmoral hier

Falsche Flagge der Grünen. Die wollen Aufmerksamkeit

gotcha senpai

The shill for the foreigner vote is high right now.

heilige scheiße können grüne nicht memen. free driving for porsche owners? why porsche owners? wtf why are greens memeing from the stone age

Any Berlin user wants to disturb B90-fans when they're BTFO'd outta parliament and play blasting sad music/record it for us

my expectations are like this: youtube.com/watch?v=jknxLDKi_80
If anyone of you guys do this, i'll love you forever.

haha fucking top kek

The post from Trittin is also something the Spiegel should be confronted with.

Call it "Fake Wahlplakate im Netz: Unermüdliche Propaganda", like they did to our memes.

absolutely do that. i mean i am more offended their memes are this bad, but still fuck them

Tell him/her to be careful, user!

You're a good man, godspeed.

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Six million men and women are dying from lack of the necessaries of life; eight hundred thousand children cry for bread. And this fate is upon them through no fault of their own, through no transgression of the laws of God or man; but through the awful tyranny of war and a bigoted lust for Jewish blood.

In this threatened holocaust of human life, forgotten are the niceties of philosophical distinction, forgotten are the differences of historical interpretation; and the determination to help the helpless, to shelter the homeless, to clothe the naked and to feed the hungry becomes a religion at whose altar men of every race can worship and women of every creed can kneel.

- "The Crucifixion of the Jews Must Stop", Martin Glynn, 31 October 1919

good night all of you. we will win this.

good n8

lowest 8%
highest 12%

let them run as opposition first

Not directly Schulz, but he's up to his neck in there as well.

>nur Ronny Städte
Macht dich denkend

>Boer guy predicts future
>massive civil wars throughout europe
Do you think we'll get to purge the drug addicts and seedy homeless?

totally mad she's not in my town. also I missed gauland because of commies

youtube.com/watch?v=IPT-7P0EtW0
warum sind in den Merkelspot eigentlich keine Facharbeiter und Afrikaner, sondern nur blonde weiße Frauen und deutsche Familien ?
Könnte ja auch mal zeigen wofür sie steht.

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Is there a story behind that pic?
He/She still hasn't shown up btw. Must have given up.
Should the poster be gone tomorrow I'll just put one in my window.

it was in some news.
some commie tried to dispose of a poster on the bridge and fell to death

An leftist tried to illegally remove an AfD poster that was located on a lamppost of a bridge.

well, he fell down and had to be reanimated and died in hospital soon after.

tag24.de/nachrichten/stuerz-bruecke-frankfurter-allee-berlin-schwer-verletzt-331348
To give you the exact piece we all have this from.

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everything fine, ire-bro?

not too bad, today is chill out,

hows life in germany?

Things are looking up.
A right-wing conservative party is going to hit the parliament ever since the 2nd world war, and reach so much popularity within a relatively short time, because some parties work for multiples terms to get recognition, but the AfD exists since 2013... literally were there for 2 terms (this one is already included) and all parties and media is losing their shit.

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Bump for Krautbros

thanks burger

"Der AfD-Spitzenkandidat Alexander Gauland hat bei einer Wahlkampfveranstaltung im thüringischen Eichsfeld von einer Entsorgung der stellvertretenden SPD-Vorsitzenden und Integrationsbeauftragten der Bundesregierung, Aydan Özoguz, gesprochen. Zunächst empörte sich Gauland über eine Äußerung von Özoguz in der Zeitung „Tagesspiegel“ im Mai, die gelautet hatte: „Eine spezifisch deutsche Kultur ist, jenseits der Sprache, schlicht nicht identifizierbar.“ "

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