RUNDOWN ======== >LANDFALL IN PROGRESS >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
Just came back in, decided to trim my backyard tree a bit more since the weather is so comfy.
Juan Ramirez
Reminder that christians prayed to god on the coast for Irma to not wreck their shit and it became a cat 2 that dealt light to moderate damage.
John Foster
So is the surge in yet
Logan Sullivan
Claiming Martha Sugalski as my waifu
Eli Hill
tell me all about Publix
Joseph Thompson
He is kill. Died from a direct hit in key largo
Jose Price
No but seriously, Floridians..FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU for making me get so fucking /comfy/ this weekend only to waste my time observing this pathetic piece of shit you call a “““hurricane“““!! I wanted to see you faggots cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rush into wherever the fuck you were. I wanted to see your nuclear plants explode in tons of radioactive energy and contaminate all of Florida as well as the surrounding states!!
But no, you had to mess it all up! I was gonna laugh at you with my fellow /eurobros/ while being /comfy as fuck/ and sipping on some hot chocolate. Too bad this hurricanelet is now literally at cat. 0. It’s literally just some light drizzle with a comfy breeze here and there.
Now I’m sitting here at home with my empty cup glancing outside the window in a state of utter devastation. I literally haven’t shaved and showered during the whole weekend! I’m broken. FUCKING BROKEN!
FUCK FLORIDA AND FUCK FLORIDIAN PEOPLE!
Jace Barnes
Just got home from work, someone gimme a quick rundown on today's events.
Has Florida been destroyed? Was Irma just a big nothinburger? What's going on?
Jonathan Gonzalez
Not yet.
Gavin Harris
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Carson Turner
>more accurate
Jackson Reyes
>he does it for free
Bentley Jackson
MODELS HAVE JOSE A CAT5 AT LANDFALL IN NYC
HAPPENING
Henry Sanders
HUUUUUGE NUTTIN
Luke Diaz
Guys, windspeeds are ridiculous right now, how can anyone possibly cope???
Carson Ross
Weak sauce.
Ethan Hall
nothing happened worth reporting.
a crane fell down and a roof came off, that's about it
Jaxon Walker
no meme, it turned into a nothing burger. it's a cat 2 now. didn't even do shit to key west while it was a cat 4
Kayden Baker
irma dindunuffin
Cameron Morales
Is it cat 1 yet?
Andrew Fisher
Central Florida here it's fucking raining. Hard. Temperature drop as well.
Levi Morris
>tfw all the publx shilling made me fry chicken wings at home, even though I've never hopped at a publix I hope you're happy, publixshill.
Easton Barnes
cat5 in NYC would be comfy.
Jose Davis
Wow, it's almost like the news media is trying to get us glued to their television via fear mongering in order to get more money.
Kayden Butler
Naples got the eye, seems to have been the worst. Tampa hasn't got anything yet but it is coming there next. this guy is switching from different live streams youtube.com/watch?v=mguqotRlO6s
Camden Ross
You did a nice job on those. Just need some sauce IMO but to each his own.
Grayson Long
>Irma herself was a big nothing burger >dropped to Category 2, will be Category 1 before she reaches Tampa bay However >Tornado warnings everywhere are issued >more beaches are turning up empty of water and people are able to walk in the Tampa bay >this makes a storm surge the only likely happening at this point because that water has to come back at some point
Lincoln Hernandez
decapitated by flying sheet metal He should have listened to Jeff's advice
Evan Barnes
They were sauced afterwards, but thanks for the feedback. Most important part is to get the crispy skin and then put the sauce of your content on it.
Jason Fisher
Lmao
"Looting is OK if... " Goddammit. I hate what the fucking world has become. Pic related.
Austin Jones
Everything went as predicted. We were right again, we got lots of good footage, and climate change alarmists destroyed themselves. It was right in the sweet spot where we can use it as proof against climate change but also watch cranes, backyards, and boats getting annihilated.
Samuel Jones
Sleepy pupper Not ded
Jace Gomez
The sauce is the maple syrup from the homemade waffles
Jonathan Rivera
WHAT STREAM WE WATCHING?
Adrian Jones
>Cat 1 by the time it hits Tampa LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT SEEING THOSE BRIMSTONE GATES OF HELL JUST YET, BOYS
Colton Johnson
I don't see any hurricane straps on that cu and that pad doesn't look rated. Good thing it's a huge nuttinburger but your shit ain't up to code.
Samuel Richardson
Me and my guys taking a break right now to clean the water out of my AR and plate carrier, getting something to eat, recharging my radios, refueling and changing out the propellers on our my mudboats. We'll be back out patrolling the Naples area within an hour. We've already pulled 43 bodies out of the water, rescued 62 people, treated 20 medically, and have run off to many looters to count.
Me and my buddies been taking care of a thirteen year old girl for the last 37 hours now. that we found injured on a feeder road. I found her Parents drowned in their car. They were bloated so they've been there a while.
I've been rendering medical aide to the girl since then and trying to plan a route to one of the Medical Centers. Our propellers keep getting fucked by underwater debris. I've tried to contact Texas Highway Patrol, Houston PD, National Guard and Coast Guard multiple times to come get her and haven't heard nothing back. We've been calling the phone numbers of family members that Lily gave us non-stop and we're having no success. I'm starting running out of morphine, hydromorphone, antibiotics, saline, sterile bandages and medical tape. I don't know when I'll be able to stock up on medical supplies again.
Information: First name: Lily-Anna. Middle name: Raelyn, Race: Caucasian Non-Hispanic, Age: 13. Birthday: 4/6/2004. Home Location: Inverness Forest area. Lily hasn't given me her surname. I'm hoping someone on here can help. We're two miles west outside of the Northwood Pines area right now in the only dry area. I'm trying THP and USCG, again. Lily's in pretty bad shape. I had to give her a breathing tube in a mudboat. She had a puncture wound to the lower chest that I've flushed out and examined. It doesn't look like her lung was punctured but she still has labored breathing.
Dominic Ross
u made me hungry, happy feast user
Jace Rodriguez
gloom tube and RSBN is the only thing left
Benjamin Wright
k
Colton Cruz
All hurricane weakening and Irma threads brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
>Irma can't handle Florida bants >Publix posting triggers Irma into high pressure >All others grocery stores rekt >HEB proven cuck for not stopping Harvey (alliance broken)
>Flamingo guards currently killing looters with ultra pecks
First responders choose OFFICIAL THREAD SUB flavor. Specify your toppings.
Christian Lee
>Retarded liberals use manatees escaping from Irma for facebook likes. >They toss them back in the ocean to be sucked up by Irma. Those fucking monsters.
Hudson Howard
>this pasta again
Wyatt Brown
feces with banana peppers and onions
Jaxon Gonzalez
HURRRRRRRRicane
Liam Nguyen
So, nothing happened. Who was in the wrong here?
Xavier Mitchell
North of you in Pasco. I just hope I don't lose electricity. I like my air conditioning.
Adrian Bell
Lakeworth here, it was pretty bad
Austin Perry
Jerked turkey with ham and bacon!
Leo Harris
Sup Forums
Ayden Anderson
...
Gabriel Richardson
Kroger is better
Noah Gomez
Alright, just got me some mountain folk made cherry pie moonshine. Maybe this unhappening will be a little more entertaining now. Come on storm surges.
Zachary Kelly
...
Brody Foster
danke
Benjamin Reed
Shit barely even scraped Lakeworth.
Samuel Gonzalez
so uhh nothing happened right?
Jackson Sullivan
...
Carter Ramirez
true dat
Evan Robinson
I'm out of fucking food so just drinking cheap wine hopefully I pass out till this shit is over with
Ryder Thompson
JEFF IS MISSING!
Henry Sanchez
First responder here, pic related Anything kosher is fine
Julian Gutierrez
this.
Ian Rogers
Nudes of sloot showing wound with timestamp or fuck off.
I need to fap and you need to help.
Connor Rodriguez
At this point I doubt even I'm going to lose power and I'm going to be relatively close to the eye.
David Gray
that's German, Amerishart
Sebastian Foster
I'm usually proud of how little I keep supplied but god damn don't be running out of food.
Xavier Reyes
hasn't quite gotten to tampa yet, but should be soon, how's Tampa looking now?
Ethan Powell
Power + internet back, only gone for 4 hours. Wind still blowing so I'm gonna drink until I take a nap & clean up tomorrow
T. Miami
Dylan Morris
Sorry friend. We had family game night with some uno, ate a nice dinner, and now were letting the kids watch a movie. Not even on generator power yet. We comfy here.
Sebastian Baker
How do you just run out of food?
Wyatt Thomas
this is still one of my favorite memes
Cooper Hughes
>T H I C C pussy > Beast Pussy
Nathan Flores
OFFICIAL THREAD SUB: >Jamaican Jerk Turkey >Ham >Bacon
>High pressure, Irma forever btfo sub
Sebastian Mitchell
>curfew in Miami to "protect people from themselves" good job land of the free
Mason Hernandez
hes probably a sad fat fuck that has no self control
Luke Adams
I'm west of 19. You?
Wyatt Torres
Fox News is currently attacking people on-air for coming back early
Cooper Kelly
does this shit even pose a threat anymore? I was getting all my shit moved upstairs in case it flooded, but now it seems like it's going to be a cat 1 before it hits. fuck should i just start moving everything back
Wyatt Wood
(You)
John Martin
sorry nigger elsker
Nicholas Carter
When food runs low it's gonna get ugly.
Dominic Long
Good enough weather that I just trimmed my tree.
Nice, I might get an excuse to fix my old ass fence.
Ryan Collins
>cant buy gas or groceries and my state is flooded with spics because of Floridians running from irma >don't even get to watch a happening happen
Parker Hall
Who's starting to feel disaster porn withdrawal now?
Matthew Bell
whats good at publix if you dont get a sub?
Caleb Jackson
>tfw money grabbing kike college will not close tomorrow for an incredibly powerful hurricane fucking up the town
Gr8 skool
Benjamin Young
Ok, sweetie. 200% sweetie
Logan Smith
7pm update
Jeremiah Johnson
It's okay, I'll get over it. Make sure to say thank you to these fucks >pic related
Jaxson Flores
pics plox with proof
Daniel Campbell
Count me as one.
Isaiah Rivera
All the stores were out of everything and I don't really keep snack food in my apartment . These pubsub posts are making me hungry.
Wyatt Jones
They have a notoriously kick ass bakery.
Carson Smith
Like 5 miles away from 19, down 52
Jaxson Russell
Fox News on-scene reporters are literally openly calling this storm an over-hyped joke at this point.
